Danger: Nuclear Bomb Scheduled to Blow

Danger: Nuclear Bomb Scheduled to Blow

A Dragonball Z Fanfiction?!

WHY?!?

"Because I Can."

By Majin Magus

Note: Most DBZ fics I've read, which is not many, seem to involve the Saiya-Jins and a few others going on vacations. To me, reading about them going to school or to Hawaii or Vegas never gets old.

"Damn it, woman!"

"Goku, Gohan, Goten, Chi-Chi, and Mirai Trunks are going to Chicago, and we're going whether you like it or not!!"

And that was how Vegita, Bulma, and Chibi Trunks ended up on a plane to Chicago with the other Z sensei and a whole planeload of normal humans. Vegita had protested how they could've flown free by flying 'normally' and they wouldn't have had to been on a long flight with 'idiotic weakling humans,' but Bulma and Chi-Chi wouldn't have any of it.

"Hello, and welcome to Japan-Air! This is our nonstop flight to Chicago, Illinois, America! The total flight time will be sixteen hours, so lay back and relax!" A stewardess said, and then began to perform the safety procedures.

Vegita sprung up. "Woman! If this contraption goes down, all you humans will die! You are all weaklings! We all shall be long gone through the tin roof of this abomination of a metal bird while you sissies are still weeping for mercy!" he roared before Bulma dragged him back to his seat. Most of the Z sensei's neighbors asked to be relocated then.

As the time ticked by, the Z sensei found ways to amuse themselves for the long flight. Vegita walked up and down the aisles and blasted anyone who got in his way. Goku was eating every little bag of peanuts on the plane and Chi-Chi and Bulma were reading some magazines. Chibi Trunks and Goten were jumping around on people's head and throwing small ki blasts. Gohan and Trunks were talking quietly and watching the others.

"Would you care for soda or alcohol or aspirin?" a stewardess asked Bulma and Chi-Chi. Bulma and Chi-Chi both got two little bottles of aspirin each. In the mean time, Vegita was in the cockpit hovering over the nervous pilot and copilot. They knew this was no ordinary spiky-haired guy, so they didn't even turn around. Vegita ended up going Super Saiya-Jin when the pilot shakily announced they were going into turbulence but killed the copilot instead of the pilot.

"So don't slip up again," Vegita said simply, his hair and eyes turning black again. He walked out the cockpit and sat down next to Bulma who was taking aspirin and rubbing her temples.

"Can't we go anywhere without you killing someone?" she asked, annoyed.

"Shut up. I am the prince of the Saiya-Jin, I may do as I please," Vegita snapped back and went to watch Chibi Trunks and Goten.

Mirai Trunks was sitting in his seat waiting for Gohan to return from the bathroom. A hesitantly cleared throat caught his attention and he looked up. There was a pretty young American girl standing there, her green eyes scanning him quickly.

"Can I, uh, help you?" he asked the girl, who started, her long brown hair covering her eyes.

The girl blushed. "Uh, yeah, I guess. I, uh, like your hair dye! What's your name? Hey…you've got a sword. Cool!" the girl stammered, talking very fast.

Trunks blinked. Dye? "I'm Trunks. And you are…?" he asked politely. The girl blushed a deeper red. An approaching power told Trunks that Vegita was coming.

"Oh, I'm Liz. That's a cool nickname; Trunks. What's your real name?" Liz asked, giggling and blushing a third time.

"What do you mean, real name?" A harsh voice asked from behind Liz. Both and Liz and Trunks looked for the source, although Trunks already knew.

It was Vegita.

"Excuse, old guy, this is a private conversation. Mind butting out?" Liz said in a touchy voice. Trunks's eyes widened. Vegita's expression remained the same.

Then he exploded into Super Saiya-Jin level Two.

"Excuse me, woman, but you are talking to my son!!" Vegita roared, making the other passengers turn in shock and stare. Bulma swallowed another aspirin.

Liz was shaken, but only a bit. "Oh…that explains the crazy hair and weird stuff! You guys are a traveling magic act! Ha, good hair and eye thing, old guy!" She applauded slightly. Vegita clenched his teeth.

"Father…" Trunks murmured, but he knew calming Vegita would do no good.

"BAKA!!!" Vegita yelled, and that was the last thing Liz ever heard. In her place was a gaping hole which sucked out about ten passengers before Trunks blocked it up with some seats.

"We're here now. Goodbye. Nice…uh…day…yeah…BYE!" the pilot mumbled as he and the other passengers rushed out the plane leaving the Z sensei in the tin bird. Vegita blew it up after they were all out and had their carryons, and they proceeded to baggage claim.

The noise and crowdedness of O'Hare airport was maddening, and the four terminals made everything confusing and frustrating. Bulma and Chi-Chi, not wanting to cause as much slaughter as usual, quickly got a small vehicle to drive them all to their bags. After picking up their stuff, they went to their hotel in downtown Chicago.

"This hotel sucks."

"Vegita, be quiet!" Bulma snapped. They stepped into a three-star hotel in a small suburb away from the airport. Bulma and Chi-Chi, who thought ahead, booked a hotel far away from a great populous so the Saiya-Jin wouldn't be tempted to do something like, oh, hmm, blow it all up.

After getting into their room and maxing out a credit card by ordering surprisingly good room service, Gohan turned on the TV while laying on the stiff hotel room bed.

Click, click, and click. Gohan channel surfed. Then he paused a millisecond too long on a certain channel. That's right, Cartoon Network. And it was four o' clock local time…time for DBZ.

"Look! It's….us!" Gohan cried, causing all the rest to come over. Bulma and Chi-Chi were out shopping now, so mayhem was afoot. Gohan turned eagerly to Vegita, who was floating above the bed.

"We're on next! I didn't think they had this outside of Japan!" Gohan exclaimed as Goku, Goten, and Chibi Trunks brought snacks. They all sat or floated expectantly as the new opening sequence for DBZ came on. They didn't say anything and waited for the episode to start.

Goku powering up come on. Goku grinned and ate a Dorito. The TV Goku went super Saiya-Jin and began to fight Android 20. It was an hour-long special today, so they got to see Vegita too.

"Look, look, papa!" Chibi Trunks exclaimed as TV Vegita made the scene and kicked Goku away. After a long talking sequence, Vegita was paying attention for the English version of his Super Saiya-Jin transformation.

A grin spread across Vegita's face. He closed his eyes and grinned.

" 'There's something I want to know, do you Artificial Humans feel fear too?' " he quoted, then easily turned Super Saiya-Jin and waited.

The TV Vegita spoke. "That's right my friend. Now let me ask you: Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?" Then the TV Vegita went through grunting and straining then turned Super Saiya-Jin. Vegita watched silently.

"Isn't this cool, Vegita?" Goku asked, then turned to Vegita. He wasn't there, but there was a large hole in the wall and a tiny, shining power ball could be seen speeding away.

Goku flew out the hole. "Danger: nuclear bomb scheduled to explode," he commented as Gohan followed his father's gaze.

"Gotta admit, the new voice for him sucks," Gohan said.

Moments later Gohan, Goku, Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, and Goten were outside. Mirai Trunks seemed to be leading this expedition.

"Gohan, please help me stop my father," Mirai Trunks asked. Gohan nodded. "Trunks, Goten, and Goku, you guys stay here."

Chibi Trunks nodded and grinned. "Cool! We'll watch the crappy DBZ!" Goten grinned too.

Mirai Trunks and Gohan flew immediately to FUNimation HQ and found Vegita powering up above it. His right hand was extended towards the building.

"ONORE! BIG…" Vegita stopped as Mirai Trunks and Gohan appeared in front of him. Mirai Trunks stopped Vegita, but the Saiya-Jin prince merely scowled.

"Baka. This is for the good of the country! I must stop this before the Americans think we are wimpy, grunting little weaklings!" Vegita said, pushing Mirai Trunks away and aiming another Big Bang Attack.

Mirai Trunks got in the way again. "Father, I'm sure true fans will sort this out, plus, our flight is tomorrow, and if we blow up a corporation, I don't think even Southwest will let us fly with them ever again!!" he shouted, dragging Vegita back to the hotel.

"Well, I'll be damned if I ever fly with Southwest," Vegita grumbled, lowering his power level as they got on their plane back home to Japan.

Note: Want my whole freaky DBZ story? This was based on my DBZ stick figure drawings from a notebook, and this was taken from only four pages! I have one whole notebook and am working on notebook two and it'll be done as long as English class isn't canceled. The whole thing is loaded with comedy, violence, cliches, and Vegita! The first notebook starts out with Vegita as the star, but shifts to Trunks after a bit. Review this fic and if enough people like this one, I'll write out the whole thing. So get reviewing! I'll tabulate the reviews after a few weeks. AND! This wasn't how this story was supposed to end!! ^Snickers^ Want to know? Well, well, well...you know what to do!!