Written for the Your OTP and That Epic Unsexy Star Wars Dialogue Contest!

To clarify for fandom-blinders, this is not Celty Celty, but Mika who looks like the head of Celty who Seiji was in love with, so now Seiji is in love with Mika who he thinks is Celty.


"Come this way, I'll show you my house," Seiji Yagiri said, grinning. His true love, the head, returned his feelings! And she had finally found a body, too! His step had a bounce in it, and he held Celty's hand.

Celty smiled creepily back at Seiji. "I already know seventeen ways to get from here to your house, don't you worry!" she said with a wink and a giggle as she skipped around a turn in the road.

Seiji wasn't at all bothered by this stalker-esque statement, and merely continued down the next street with her. Oh, she was just as he had hoped! He hadn't been able to confirm that the love was requited or not when she was just a pretty head.

His heart stopped for a split-second, and Seiji absolutely panicked. What if... What if I'm imagining her reactions and it seems like she loves me but actually doesn't?! She better love me, I've dedicated so much to her... Wait, why am I even doubting this? This is betraying my love to Celty! ... But, it wouldn't hurt to double-check, right?

He agonized over these thoughts for several more minutes. Finally, the duo reached Seiji's house.

Suddenly, barely even thinking anymore, he blurted out, "I love you!"

"I know." Celty's grin widened. "I love you too Seiji! You are my one and only true love, and I will never ever let anyone get their hands on you!" she shouted in reply, throwing her arms around Seiji in a hug.

Unfortunately, Celty got a little bit too enthusiastic, and Seiji was knocked over onto the grass of his front lawn. He didn't mind one bit, though, since Celty had fallen right on top of him.

"My hands are dirty."

"So are mine." She stood up and very quickly wiped off her hands on her skirt. "Teehee! Let's go inside, true love, so that I can wash you off properly~"

Seiji let Celty pick him up off of the ground, and giggling all the while, she led them both inside of Seiji's house.

No matter what anybody else could say, their love was requited and true. And that was enough for the two of them.