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One cool night in July 3 years after the slasher incident, Celty, Shinra, Mika, Seji, Mikado, Erica, Walter, Kadota, The guy who drives the car, Anri, Namie, Masomi, Saki, and Shizuo, were all hanging out at Shinra's for some fun.
"Mika, remind me why I'm here?" Seji nudged Mika's shoulder.
"Well, Celty invited me and the rest of the girls to a cooking lesson, and since we're making so much food we thought it would be nice for our men to taste test!" Mika giggled and glared at Namie while gripping on Seji's shoulder.
"Our men? I thought it was just a friends thing." Mikado bashfully stated.
"That's what Celty texted me! i-I'm sure it's just a friends thing… Right?!" Anri turned to Celty looking for an agreement.
"So what are we waiting for! Let's get Crakalacking!" Erica said tying her apron on.
While the girls were making dinner, the guys chilled in the living room watching TV.
Masaomi turned to Shizuo "So, who'd you come here with?"
"Namie… She said that taking the flea would be like watching a 2 year old and trying to help the girls cook at the same time." He took out a cigarette out of his pocket and just when he was about to light it-
SMACK!
The cigarette flew out of his hand and onto the floor
"SHINRA! What the hell was that for! You just wasted a perfectly good Cigarette?!" trying to not let his anger show.
"I have told you one too many times! DON'T SMOKE IN THE HOUSE!" Shinra took the Cigarette and tossed in the trash.
"Ya know what you remind me of Shinra… you're kinda like the mom of the group." The driver said.
"I Guess you're right." Shinra smiled "You know that that makes you guy's my children." He smiled
"Don't call me your child Shinra" Kadota sighed
"My Sweet Child! Mommy loves you~" Shinra sang in an attempt to embarrass them.
"Ok, Prove it." Car… Driver guys said.
"How?" Shinra shrugged his shoulders
"A mother is supposed to know her kids… right? So tell us something that none of us know about each other" Shizuo said as he flipped his sunglasses onto the top of his head so it could get his bangs out of his eyes.
"Fine… what do you want to know about each other?" Shinra plopped down on the beanbag Celty had gotten for him for Christmas.
"Why did Masaomi pick 'Yellow Scarves'" Mikado piped up
BackFlash
"So it's official! We are officially a gang!" Masaomi looked down on his 'royal subjects' (He was standing on a plastic chair standing outside of a supermarket… new gangs don't have money thrown at them).
"So boss, what's our thing?"
"Thing?" he tilted his head
"Yeah you know how the blue squares have a cool name and shark masks… what's out thing?"
"Well… I'm open to suggestions!"
"We could be called Camo… and wear Camouflage outfits!"
"Dude, if we cant afford a hideout, what makes you think that we can afford 20 camouflage suits for all of us." Masaomi jumped down and sat in a thinking position.
"Narwals… and we can wear narwal masks"
"I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that."
Masaomi looked near the shop window and saw a 'Buy 10 for $5' on yellow scarves.
"BitchBabies"
"No"
"Dark Souls"
"That's pretty satanic"
"Dang Gang"
YA KNOW WHAT! IMA JUST MAKE THE NAME MYSELF, OKAY?" Masaomi stomped into the store and bought all the scarves they had.
End of BackFlash
"that's easy! It's because the yellow scarves were a special sale that day and they needed some color to their gang! Next question!"
"it was either that or Bitch Babies…" Masaomi sighed.
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- Bellieo
