This idea randomly came to me when I was watching my mum play SS, she was killing a cat on Skyloft… You can't blame her the things are feral. So this made me thinkt 'even Heroes like Link have fears!' So here it is! Hope you enjoy xx


"He's coming over the bridge master." Cherry whispered

"Is everyone in place?" sir Whiskers asked.

"Yes!" Chimed the cats.

In a swift movement all the cats walked out of their hiding place blocking the path of Link who stopped frozen in place to stare at the cats.

"Whatever you do act cute!" Whispered sir Whiskers

Instantly all the cats started to meow some sat and slowly wagged their tails while others attempted to rub against Link's legs but as soon as they got close Link turned around and ran away screaming.

All the cats were left there meowing after Link.

"You can quit meowing now, Cherry." Sir Whiskers said flatly.


The next day Mr. Whisker's rolled around in the afternoon sun before resting on his belly to look at the many townsfolk go about their business. His beady little yellow eyes rested on one particular person though.

Link walked towards Mr. Whiskers, looking at his bow he had just got upgraded at the weapons shop. Link looked up and stopped in his tracks staring blankly at Mr. Whiskers.

Mr. Whiskers sat upright and sighed. "Here we go again."

Link eyed Mr. Whiskers as he side-stepped and eventually backed down the stairs toward the plaza before turning and running away.

"Poor kid." Mr. Whiskers said staring after Link.

"There you are Mr. Whiskers!" Kukiel Screamed locking her arms around Mr. Whiskers. "I've been looking everywhere for you. Come on, lets go play dress ups."

"Oh god, not dress up's." Mr. Whisker's complained as he tried to claw at Kukiel to get away, though the small girl's grip was too strong.


"Mr. Whiskers? Is that you?" Whispered a voice from the windowsill. Mr. Whiskers shot Cherry a warning glance.

"Yes, now what are the plans for tonight?"

Cherry burst into hysterical laughter as he rolled around on the windowsill. "What are you doing master?"

"I'm participating in mistress Kukiel's dress up game. Do you find me entertaining my mistress funny?" Asked Mr. Whiskers sternly as Kukiel placed a red bow on top of his head.

"N-No master Whiskers!"

"Good, now please run through the plans for tonight."

"Well, Link is staying the night in his room in the knight academy. I already have some men stationed inside. When he is sleeping, some men will enter through the window making sure to meow loudly to wake him up. When Link wakes he will open the door to find even more of us meowing up at him."

Mr. Whiskers laughed evilly in the back of his throat. "Then he will scream like the girl that he is."


"These are all the people we have Cherry?" Mr. Whiskers asked facing about 20 other cats. He was still wearing his bow, white skirt, and the bib that Kukiel had dressed him in earlier.

"Yes master though we have about another 20 on the rooftop." Cherry stated in his melodramatic voice.

"Good, very good."

That night Mr. Whisker's and Cherry lead everyone to their places. With a nod of his head, Mr. Whiskers signaled to the cat on the stairs for the rooftop cats to start coming in through the window. In a matter of moments, the cats outside the door heard a loud thump from inside the room.

"Stay away from me, please." Shrieked Link from inside the room. "Please, don't hurt me!"

Then Link threw open the door to meowing cats. Link screamed an ear-piercing scream.

"He does scream like a girl." Cherry said scratching his ear.

Suddenly a girl came out from the room across the hall.

"Awe, It's Mr. Whiskers. Kukiel's cat." Said the girl picking up Mr. Whiskers and squeezing him just as tightly as Kukiel did.

"Karane, help me. They're trying to kill me. I only wanted to give Fledge some stamina potion because it's apart of the side quest." Link said, now stuck between the cats.

"Honestly Link, how can you be scared of Mr. Whiskers? Just look into his precious eyes." Said the girl named Karane squeezing her face against Mr. Whiskers.

Link stared into the beady eyes and thought he saw the cat smiling an evil smile. "Just get them out of here, Karane."

"You scream like a girl you know, I don't understand why the goddesses picked you to save Zelda. Come on Mr. Whiskers, Kukiel is probably looking for you." Karane said walking away with Mr. Whiskers over her shoulder.

"May I congratulate you master? I must say you have a way of charming these humans to your advantage." Cherry said looking up at Mr. Whiskers.

"Yes I do, Cherry. Yes I do."

Sorry everyone about the length. Depending on reviews I will do more chapters for this kind of thing but maybe using ocktorock's or chickens. I forgot to mention this but I do not own any Zelda games or characters.