THE BEGINING

Professor Utonium is quietly pacing his lab when he gets a call on his cell. "Hello this is Professor Utonium speaking how can I help you?" "Hi honey whare are you?" "Still at work Miranda" "WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AT WORK!" "DON'T YOU WANT A FAMILY MIRANDA WELL THATS WHAT I'M WORKING ON!" "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY...AND IF YOU COME HOME THATS WHARE WE CAN WORK ON A FAMILY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" "HONEY GIVE IT UP ! THE DOCTOR SAID YOU COULDN'T HAVE CHILDEREN! SO I WILL MAKE SOME" "FINE! OH AND ITS..."

"OH ITS WHAT MIRANDA WHAT!...hello...miranda?...hello..."This line has been temoraraly disconected please try agin later" "OH MY GOD! MIRANDA! YOUR JUST DOING THAT TO SCARE ME" The prefessor said while rolling his eyes. The professor quickly grabbed his coat and and ran to his car. He drove home and on his way he saw a familiar car crashed in to a tree. So he stopped and ran to that car and inside he saw what was left of his wife. "OH MIRANDA"

Professor Utonium just stood there sobbing when the police arived and questioned him and he got things cleared up...he went home and sobbed and sobbed.

~ 2 months later~

"you have one hundred and two messages and one hundred and two saved messages"

Professor listened to the messages...most of them from work...but then there was one that caught his attention ...{deep voice. clears throught} yes...well umm...hello there professor Utonium...my name is professor MOJO...and I wanted to send my condolences and well I heard your the best prefessor in the biz so I wanted your help on something...I have found an ingreadent for children and I thought it might intrest you...come by my office at 4:00 today and we will discuss it and you can't miss the building its huge its like a dome...thank you ...oh and don't forget to bring the rest of you ingreadents...beeeeeeppppp." The professor looked at his clock and it was alwready 3:30 so he got dressed, ran by his own office, grabbed the ingreadence, and headed off to professor MOJO's office.