An odd way to look at ZADR in the form of a poem. I hope you people like it! -

Two Can Keep a Secret

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I never had a better night,

Than the one spent with my love.

I swear that he's sent from the gods.

A gift for me from above.

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Two can keep a secret,

If one of them is dead.

I waited till you were sleeping,

Then chopped off your big head.

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I could care less for your life.

But it really irked me,

When I looked up, I knew at once.

Your sister had seen me.

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Three can keep a secret,

If two of them are dead.

I waited in the shadows,

And stabbed her back instead.

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I felt pleased with my work that night.

I assumed there couldn't be,

Another one who saw that night,

I foolishly spoke out in glee.

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Six can keep a secret,

If five of them are dead.

Those teens had witnessed everything.

My glare filled them with dread.

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I thought that I was in the clear,

I felt truly no remorse.

Till I saw that hobo man,

"Murderer!" He croaked till he was hoarse.

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Eighteen can keep a secret,

If seventeen are dead.

I'm surprised that not more heard.

Still I layed them down to bed.

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the Devil smiled upon me,

As he saw me walking home.

But I knew I wasn't finished,

When I saw that old lawn gnome.

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One can keep a secret,

If everyone is dead.

I sunk a bomb to the Earths core,

Then sadly bowed my head.

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The devil walked me to my cell,

Admitted me with open arm.

I thought about my love once more.

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I should have caused him more harm.

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Well if you didn't get it Zim had a wonderful night with Dib. Then he happily killed him so no one would find out. But Gaz saw him killing Dib. So when her gard was down he stabbed her in the back. But a few teenagers witnessed this so he had to kill them. Witch a hobo witnessed and started screaming about Zim being a murderer. So Zim killed the Hobo and everyone who heard him. then when he saw the lawn gnomes in his front yard he realized that He knew and he wasn't good at keeping secrets himself so he sadly destroyed himself along with the rest of the plant. Then while he was in hell he thought about it all wishing he had injured Dib more than he had.

Man Zim is evil here XD

Please R&R