Disclaimer : We don't actually own any of the Fatal Frame characters (but boy do most of us wish we did when it comes to Mafuyu! ::drools:: ). All original characters are obviously our own (Umm, their us or NPCs, no da!). Fatal Frame and all of its charaters belong to Tecmo. Now, on with the story!!!!!!!!

The Fatal Framers

Cast: Demon Tag : The Chased Nefertiry: The Insane Pikachu5277: The Odd TheGame: The Karate King TheRopes: The Floating Entity Waterfairy: The Next Maiden Ilysianna: The Sarcastic

Chapter 1 : Demon Tag

:hears creaking from behind her:: "THERE's NO ONE HERE" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "HELP HELP!!! NEF! ROPES! GIVE ME THAT 74 FILM OVER THERE HURRY"

Chapter 2 : TheRopes

::breaks out in a cold sweat as looking over where Demon Tag pointed and yells back:: It's gone!!!!!!!!!! Someone took the 74 film!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::takes cover behind Nef::

Chapter 3 : Nefertiry

Oh no!! We're gonna die!!!! WAIT!!! I found something better...90 FILM!!! throws head back and laughs maniacally AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHA! Time for a kodak moment Demon Tag! throws film to demon tag Take'em out! (meanwhile I'll go hide as soon as Ropes stops hiding behind me!) lol

Chapter 4 : TheRopes

::grins at seeing the type 90 film and runs to hide behind the Kimono's, pulling Nef along with her:: We should be safe here...



Chapter 5 : Pikachu5277

hey nef? help?!! (hanging from a rope by his foot.) PLEEEZ?!!!! TODAY!!! (boundman, blinded and the family master start coming towards him) oh... crap... (MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!) Chapter 6 : Nefertiry

*jumps from behind the kimono and takes out here trusty nail file and cuts through the rope to free Pikachu!* "Pikachu! Use your thunderbolt attack......no wait....Pikachu, how about elctroshock therapy....no? Ok then, Pikachu....RUN!!!!" Meanwhile the ghost clan is coming after me now!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH! "My eyes....." I don't have them!!! I SWEAR!!! Chapter 7 : TheGame

whambam! It's TheGame! (takes out a mineral water bottle and drink it, then spit them out TheGame stlye!) out comes sacred water and the ghosts screamed in anguish!! "I am TheGame!".

NO the ghosts have regenerated and are still coming after us!

This time TheGame dons a Karate Gi suit, "time to kick some ghostie A$$, VF style!" TheGame adopts the crane mantis style, waiting for his deathly opponents...

"Take that!! Hoo hah!" A flurry of kicks and punches were demonstrated... but suddenly the family master whips out his sword... "why u cheater!! that's it, i know the way to get u guys..."

TheGame hit the green reset button located near the "myterious box"! The ghosts vaporised!

TheGame saw his big sis there, blinded by the merciless ghosts. "poor sis, here have a stone mirror, break it and another ghost will take your pains instead..."

His sis broke it... true as what TheGame said, her eyes have been cured! But somewhere back in the mansion... somewhere in the mask room... a blood chilling cry remains...

"My eyes... my eyes... no one's here..." to be continued... if u want that is! Chapter 8 : TheRopes

::glances around nervously from behind the Kimono's knowing, remembering now that it is stupid to try to hide because the ghost can go through the Kimonos:: ::sighs softly and steps out hearing lots of commotion, thinking that she hears TheGame's voice:: ::seeing TheGame attempt to actually use Kung-Fu on the ghosties sets her off in a fit of giggles:: hahahhahahhahahhahhahahhhaha ::suddenly a bright light flashes as TheGame leans down and flicks some sort of mysterious button:: ::leaning up and looking over, she sees him give Nef a Stone Mirror and hears the cries from the other room:: Ohh, no...Demon Tag!!!! ::jumps up from the floor and bolts into the other room to see Demon Tag surrounded by atleast 15 ghosties and making weird hand signals towards the camera that is around her neck as she dodges the ghosties ever so gracefully:: ::shakes head and ponders just what she is trying to tell them:: You lost the lens? ::quickly ducks as Demon Tag throws a cushion at her:: Obviously not...hmmm... ::leans against the doorway, thinking aloud:: The camera can't be broken, cause that never happens till the end of the game...::finally notices that Demon Tag isn't even attempting to get any shots on the ghosties:: Ohh, no! You're out of film? ::big,swirlie anime eyes as Demon Tag nods while jumping over a chest and rolling to the right again away from the ghosties:: Chapter 9 : Demon Tag :Magically a rope appears in front of her, without a second thought she grips it tightly, and swings "AHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHH" ::doing her best Tarzan impression, but suddenly stops, gazing up in horror she sees MR TAKAMINE!!!!!! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ::With god like speed, she tosses her camera to Ropes:: "QUICK!!!!! Take the PHOTO!!!!!"

::Knowing that she has just aquired paralyze for her camera...:

"HEEEHEEEHEEE" Chapter 10 : Pikachu5277 thanks nef! anyway... Here ropes!! you'll need 'em (throws three spirit stones and some of the deadly stuff... TYPE 90 FILM!!!) Nef! look out! (he yell's but the family master grabs her by the neck and pulls out his sword.) "drop the camera or the mortal will be sacrificed..." (nothing personal nef.) huh. ropes with a camera. take a shot and nefs kirie jr. but... HAHA!!! (pulls out a sword and goes into a final fantasy type pose)PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!!! (family master and pikachu get into a sword fight. Ropes grabs nef and gets to the other side of the room. they watch in horror as pikachu gets stabbed in the gut. it goes through his body. pikachu falls to the ground screaming.) Nef!... (says no more.) "now for you..." (family master stares right into nef's eyes. suddenly, no one can move! except...) urrrgh... (pulls sword out of chest and throws it. he hurls his sword like a spear. it goes through family master and lands at demon tag's feet. family master screams and disapears. pikachu does solid snake victory move and suddinly his eyes retract and he falls to the ground groaning.

Chapter 11 : Pikachu5277

nef... they're after you... you are the one... who...can seal the gates... you're arm... the pentagram... leave me... they will kill... the one... evil spirits... from down there... they need them... seal... stop the madness... stop the... killing... I am only an example... you... much worse... goodbye... (passes out)

Chapter 12 : Nefertiry

stares at pikachu in shock You're not allowed to die! I didn't say you could die! CODE BLUE!!! ....oh wait I have no code blue team here, they're at the hospital!! What the beeP do I do now... sees something gliterring in the background HAH!!!! A stone mirror! uses stone mirror to heal Pik Welcome back!! ROPES!! Stay with Pik! Demon Tag, distract Blinded! I have a plan! Ropes goes to help Pik up and Demon Tag starts shooting at Blinded Blinded yells "My eyes! Don't you know the flash doesn't work on me! I'm blind!" Demond Tag realizes she's using the wrong camera, she accidently pulled out the kodak disposable one that she forgot to throw away after her vacation! Realizing that Demon Tag needed time to get the other camera, gets into crouching Tiger mode BLinded whales "I know you're there..." Nef throws head back laughs maniacally "AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA....No da KUSO!!!" Ropes looks up in shock "Nef!! Such language! HAHAHAHAHHAAA! Good one!!" Meanwhile Demon Tag gets camera ready and starts shooting BLinded....again! Chapter 13 : Nefertiry

The Folklorist comes floating in whining about the loss of his family and tries to attack Ropes. Then all of a sudden Ilysianna shows up in her red dress...slowly walks up behind the floating Folklorist and says "I think she's starting to suspect something" Folklorist turns around in shock "Who" Ilysianna smiles "your wife." Demon Tag looks at Ilysianna "Quit that What lies beneath mess and help!" Illy "I am!! His wife suspected the place was haunted and that's why she went insane! I'm helping him move on!!" Demon Tag ".........Oh giggles Gomen nasai! Demon Tag and Illy realize that Ropes, Pik and Nef are surrounded by.......Children ghost! "AHHHHHHHHH" nef switches into hidden dragon mode "I don't wanna play with you!!! HELPPPPP!!"



Chapter 14 : Pikachu5277

I'm BACK IN ACTION BABY!!! (looks down.) oh man. that's gonna leave a mark... ok. guys! they're all after nef! if they get her the gates to (ropes sneezes) will never be shut and soon the appocolypse will be upon us!! DO NOT LET THE NEAR NEF!! and I have a sword which can destroy spirits. it's not as good as the camera but... it's faster. ok! die little children! (decapitates the children dudes and thay dissapear.) whew!! I thought fatal frame was hard playing! being is alot harder.

Chapter 15 : TheGame

Let the kombat kontinues.....!!

'we....live... again...' one by one the child ghosts regenerated and turned into 'people killed'....

meanwhile, TheGame was having a hard ime navigating the rest cos... his flashlight went out!! 'damn those ever ready batteries!' curses TheGame. yet he can sense danger nearby, he can see the orange light blinking in his watch...

'oh man my sword aint no good!' cries pikachu 'should have gotten my TM ready and learn better skills like counter, mimic or something... physic type should be good against them? or does it work the other way?? oh wait, there's a mushroom!' pikachu quickly grabs it and immediately grew bigger and stronger! 'haha! i'm gonna stomp u flat!' 'no wait!' cries nef, 'u gonna stomp on us too!' suddenly a strange thing happened... illy turned into a bat! since when did she possesed such powers?? 'beastorize!' it's the crest of the beast... a Roar was heard... a Bloody war seems emminent... now, its nef, demon tag against illy the bat and giant pikachu and those pesky ghosts...! 'what shall we do?? what shall we do??' demon tag was at a total lost, almost to the point of hysteria! 'my ropes are useless! we're doomed!' TheRope was also at a loss of control... all seemed to be steeping nearer to the depths of despair...

'tatsu maki sen pu kyaku!' walls were broken and a huge gust of hurricane like wind followed... TheGame had arrived!! 'should have broken from wall to wall to get here... whoa what's this??? a Fighter's Megamix? or a Smash Melee?' 'u shall die!!' exclaims pikachu... now complete with bloody eyes and murderous whipping tongue! 'join my army of the dead!' illy's bat form was a fearsome sight, with huge fangs protruding and ready to suck the life out of any livestock!

what's TheGame's gotta do?? no more mysterious box... no that box with the big X on it doesn't work... hmmm....

'damn i shall summon all my ki energy up!! the sky, the clouds, the earth, the sun, people! give me strength! give me the power to defeat my enemies!' TheGame raised his both hands up, gathering whatever energy he could. 'no... way... would.. i let... u ... do this...' the ghosts attacked without warning and hit TheGame real hard!! 'NO..!' TheRope shouted ' hahahah! all of u shall die!' pikachu laughed the most sinister laugh...

TheGame was badly whacked, but he did not give up! 'Give me strength!' he pleaded... TheRopes hesistated... 'why should i?? i came here to defeat u too! i am the owner of the FatalFramers group! why should i give my strength to a lowly warrior like u?' 'don't say that! i'll give u strength.. please defeat them...' nef reached out her hand and slowly a green glow of energy flowed from her hands... 'need... more...' TheGame was bloodied all over and the face was badly bruised.. yet the ghosts were relentlessly mauling at him while illy unleashed a flurry of lightning kicks at him... 'Ropes, give it to him!' demon tag stretched his hands and energy was directed to TheGame.

'I still need more! argh!' TheGame was terribly exhausted and could hardly stand up... one by one they fell, nef, demon tag... they have given their energy to TheGame... all except Ropes. 'i am the owner, i am the owner! who wants to give u.....' yet despite the reluctance, Ropes held up her hand and a steady stream of energy was immediately tranfered... 'who wants to give... u...' she fell down, exhausted...

'finish him!' proclaims illy. giant pikachu held his gigantic fist and was about to smash TheGame to pieces 'die......!!!'

bang! a loud smash... the fist did not hit TheGame's face but was manhandled by the palm of TheGame!!! A golden aura was overwhelming TheGame, it was the only light in the darkness. 'i will not let u hurt my friends anymore!!!' with a huge gust of ki energy TheGame pushed back pikachu and the rest! 'go back to where u came from!!!'

ka.... me... ha... me.... ha!!!!!!!!!!

a bright flash, a shockingly stunning flame of fireball was projected out from TheGame's hands... 'NOooooooooooo......!!!'

'huh, where am i?' illy woke up... she saw the rest unconcious. 'the gates.. it's... gone!' the gates of the malice which once stood there was now reduced to a pile of rubble... the gates was now permanently shut... all the evils were expelled from pikachu and illy... 'what have we done?' pikachu said in remorse. then all had woken up.. all except...

'hey, we're saved!! we're ok!' nef cheers and was dancing around with demon tag... 'good job, Game... Game? hey where's Game' Ropes looked around but there was no sign of TheGame!

somewhere else, in a place not so far from the mansion.....

'This...stone, is the cause of it! This is the SoulStone of The Malice! I cannot dispose of it anywhere as it would manifest itself in another cave, another mansion... this stone... would be with me....'

TheGame shoved the soulstone of the malice into his own head, hoping he would absorb the power of the malice and be forever held inside his own soul...

Big mistake man, the malice would one day overtake his mind... the malice would one day create havoc again... worse of all... we may see a sequel to this terribly long post!

The End (for now?! hope u enjoyed it! no offence to the people who 'unreluctantly' were scripted into becoming the vallains in this story! it's all just for fun! oh yah, do spot the various game links and game references in this story!)

Chapter 16 : Pikachu5277

(come on people! gotta keep it going!!!) ungh... where... AH! (pikachu grabs his head. says in a female voice) the chosen... the malice was destroyed but your friend will serve me well! you may think you have defeated me but you never will!!! (picks up sword. in male voice) agh! what am I doing! Kally! stop! (female voice) never! the chosen one must die!!!! (male) No! nef is my friend. I will not... let....you!!! (Kally) don't be a fool!! she's not your friend! you don't even like her! you dispise her (nef takes a step back, astonished by what she hears. ropes raises the camera) (pikachu) no! if you take a picture my soul will be taken too! (kally does a sstrange thing and nef starts walking toward pikachu/Kally) (Kally) don't be afraid little one... (evil laugh) (pikachu) no! I will not take my friends life. but I will take my own to save my friends!!(yells and drives his sword through his chest. a female spirit goes out of his body, shrieking, the other fatal framers run to help pikachu.) dead and back nef... dead and back... (pikachu's body slowly sinks into the floor. demon tag runs to pull him out of the floor but is too late. (nef starts crying, realizing that he took his own life to save hers.

MEANWHILE...

(pikachu falls from the cieling into the rope corridor. he wakes up feeling fully alive and looks to see a young girls ghost running away.) Danaru? (he turns to see a girl named laurina.) laurina. use my codename pikachu. (girls walk closer) danaru. I called in a special unit to come in. they are searching for you at the moment.(pikachu stands up) and? (girl looks impatiant) they are fully armed. they will kill any human besides you because of the rumors that you were murdered. (pikachu slaps laurina) you idiot!! my friends are in here!! oh god...

BACK TO THE TEAM. so now what? (ropes asks. nef is still crying. demon tag is trying to console her. ropes picks up pikachu's sword) guys. he's not dead. (nef and demon tag look at ropes. ropes shows a small symbol on the swod. it glows extremely bright.) as long as this is glowing then the owner of the sword is alive.

(nef smiles. suddenly 5 people come in with rifles.) FREEZE!! (suddenly a voice comes on a walkie talkie.) laurina to attack team, laurina to attack team! do not fire any weapons at anyone!! (a male voice comes on the radio. nef raises her head at the voice. It's pikachu!) DON'T SHOOT! MY FRIEND ARE UP THERE!!!(man talks into radio(we have found an unknown party. (walkie talkie) nef? ropes? demon tag?! Chapter 17 : TheGame

Suddenly a shiny glimmer, a strong vibration... it's coming from the sword! the team was shocked and unsure of what to do next. 'team to laurina, team to laurina, unidentified activity encountered, i repeat unidentified activity encountered!' 'what activity?' 'team to laurina, the sword seems to have a life of its own!'

the sword now glows into a crisom red and it's now trembling under rope's hands...

'oh no! the soul?! the female spirit has infused herself in it!' the sword flew out of rope's hand and began hovering around... 'look, the symbol! it marks the symbol of.... Soul Edge!' nef screamed in horror, knowing the notorious curse of this legendary sword. 'team, fall back!' the attack team scurried away as fast as they could, knowing the emminent danger they faced.... The sword found its target, and it is hungry for them....

will the team survived? what will happen to the fatal framers? stay tuned!!







Chapter 18 : TheRopes

::Snaps piccie of Mr. Takemine, but notices that he has already disappeared from his previous location:: ::sweatdrop as she glances around, meanwhile, Demon Tag is still hanging lifelessly (cause she is scared sh*tless) on the rope:: Sh*t, where did that little bugger go? ::holds camera up, noting the little red flashing light that is indicating that the camera is almost dead (cause batteries run low):: Uhohhhhh..... ::Yanks a few times on Demon Tag's rope:: Hey...get down here damnit!!!!!! We've got a little, tini, wheeny problem! ::Sees Demon Tag's expression calm some as she looks down at her and slides off the rope:: Uhoh? What's Uhoh? What problem? ::grabbing TheRopes shirt:: Tini??? How Tini???? ::struggles to break free from Demon Tags grasp as Takemine suddenly appears from behind them:: ::screams:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::both shakes heads and runs for their lives out into the other room, just in time to see the whole story thingy going on with Pikachu and the others:: ::stops short, Demon Tag running into her and both of them fall over, slamming their noggin's off the floor:: Ouchie!!!!!!!! Itai, no da! ::turning SD (Super Deformed):: Get off me, no da! : :Demon Tag slowly stands, lifting her weight (not that she ways that much, but it was an unexpected fall and it hurt. lol) from TheRopes back:: ::quickly jumps up, ignoring the pain in her ankle, but taking a mental note that it is probably sprained or twisted:: ::does all those things (even if not wanting too) that everyone else said that she did:: ::after limping out of the room with the rest of the gang, she holds back, peeking back into the room where the sword is still floating mysteriously::

::suddenly, she grins and walks back in, taking the sword into her pocession:: Ahh, we are one now...hahhahha. they will never guess!!! MUH AH AH AH!!!!! ::takes the sword and disappears into the darkness of the mansion:: Narrator: TheRopes has taken the sword, will she ever be seen again? Will this story continue for much longer? Will everyone die???? Will Mr. Takemine return and get his revenge on Demon Tag? Why exactly does he want revenge on Demon Tag anyway? What exactly did she do??? ::quirks brow:: Another note... I think she either stole something of his, or just flat out refused to date him. lol. ::slips back into Narrator mode:: Will Mafuyu and Miku make an appearance??? All shall be revealed in the the next chapter of the Fatal Framers. ::background music emerges "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN"::

Chapter 19 : Nefertiry

Umm.......ok I'm a little lost on the story here! lol So if whatever I write here doesn't flow, please excuse me on that! Been gone a while...the new characters in here are....well new to me. lol I kinda lost my location of where everyone is! lol So NEwaz, on with the story.... So after Nef screams in horror (lol) about the Soul Edge sword.....scans the group and realizes that TheRopes is missing....and where did the sword go??? Does TheRopes have the sword? she asked herself whispers to herself "something's not right..." All of a sudden in her mind she hears very faintly coming in and out TheRopes saying "....are one now...." and "....nef.....come join...." The group is still confused as to what's going on, and Laurina's busy talking to TheGame on the radio about everyone's satus as being ok. No one notices Nef getting all weird...holding her head and trying to drown out the voice... nef starts panting, feeling out of breath and quietly says "....my body...it feels really hot..." (get your minds out of the gutter! lol) The rest of the Fatal Framers look at nef confused. Demon Tag walks to Nef but then gets yelled at "STOP!!! Don't come any closer! I don't wanna hurt anyone!! My control is slipping!" Demon Tag startled "What's going on?? Do you need some water? Are you having hot flashes or something" Nef looks at Demon Tag and says matter of factly "No, I think I'm too young to have hot flashes, at least so I read." gets back into scared mode. All of a sudden, some of Laurina's team members started to combust into flames! Laurina realizes it's Nef doing it and then orders the team to open fire on her. The FF-ers all yell "NOO!! DON'T!" But nef gets hit in the arm. She gets up and runs out of the room, leaving burnt foot prints and a small trail of blood. Pikachu pulls on Laurina's arm and yells "What the *beep* are you doing lady!!!" Laurina yells back "She's dangerous!"

Pikachu "What are you talking about? That's just nef!"

Laurina "Years ago, she tried to work on a badly shot police officer, some how the officer's blood got into Nef....it was Aya Brea's blood, before she knew who she was!" The group then looks in horror!

Laurina "She's been trying to control it but her mitochondria are unpredictable! We don't know if she liberates, if she'll be the good or the bad "eve. We can't take that chance, we have to take her down!" Pikachu then realizes "THAT'S why Kirie wants nef, if Kirie can influence nef and possess her, Kirie will be unstopabable!! She'll be able to kill everyone and uleash their ghosts, corrupting them and take over the world!!!" The group yells "Hell on earth!!" Demon Tag "Great now we have TheGame, TheRopes AND Nef missing. We need to find them...and fast!" eyes laurina "...and you will NOT kill any of our friends...do I make myself clear!!" everyone stares at Demon Tag in shock at her strong authorative tone "yy...yes Demon Tag." Easter-Egg moment: Out of nowhere, the door opens and Squall and Tidus show up, shocked at the guns pointing at them! "WHOA!!! I'm guessing this isn't the Square Soft party!!" Squall yells at Tidus "I told you to take the left at the fork, not the Right moron! Now we're stuck in this scary a$$ mansion!"

Tidus "Yeah....but at least they have some really cute girls" winks at Demon Tag Narrator: Will the fatal framers reunite with their missing friends...Will TheRopes and Nef join forces to be possessed and take over the world....will there be a new game called PARASITE NEF (coming soon to a console near you)....will Demon Tag go out with Tidus? ....probably not....Find out on the next FATAL FRAMERS.. play theme music now Chapter 20 : Ilysianna

*gives Nef a much needed sanity smack* Sorry, had to be done [pic] Chapter 21 : Nefertiry

....almost lost it there! wipes brow Phew! I needed that... hey thanx! hugs illy lol

Chapter 22 : Pikachu5277

(tidus, observing demon tag) well... not AS good as yuna but... she'll do. (demon tag takes a few steps backwards. pikachu looks around) guys... this is ff Fatal frame! not ff final fantasy!! (squall comes face to face with blinded and yells) holy crap! there's no eyes man!! (tidus looks over) man... chicks with no eyes are not attractive. lets go see if we can get into metal gear 2 (metal gear miku! heehee. couldn't resist) and check out that raiden chick! she's hot! (squall sticks his tounge out in disgust.) man tidus! raiden's a man! (tidus smiles.) well hey. I'm a guy and I look like a girl (btw. I read in an article that a guy wrote a letter to square and said that tidus was the hottest babe! brrr... I'll take yuna anyday*drooool*) let's go squall. (they leave and catch on fire) dude! I'm not that hot!!! (squall yells and they turn into dust.) hey! nef must be near! let's go!(they run out and laurina and 5 men are laying bloody... WITH ROPE BURNS!!) oh man... (the words aren't even out of pikachu's mouth when ropes fly down, grab him in the neck and pull him through the cieling. demon tag looks up and illy just faints. PIKACHU ungh... (stares up and see's nef.) nef? what... (remembers what happened and covers his face.) no... nef... don't burn me!! I'll give you a dollar...? (nef smiles and pulls pikachu's arm away from his face.) pikachu. I'm fine. a strange little girl came and she stopped the heat. it may come back but not too soon! (she smiles) I'm back in action baby! (pikachu laughs at the way she uses his motto.) so now what? someon took my sword and game and ropes are missing AND we're up here. the rest are down there...(nef assumes a thoughtful pose) hmmm that is a problem... (pikachu does a pose with using the fore finger and middle one.) Ikura hikonamaru sanaikara ITAKUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"suddenly a hole burns into the floor. and he and nef jump in.) Chapter 23 : Nefertiry

Pikachu and Nef jump down and the team gets nervous when they see Nef.

Pikachus "It's ok, she's in control! She's alright!" Nef looks at laurina and her team "OMG! Did I do that? I am soooo sorry! I didn't mean to....sees Squall and gets this stupid grin on her face.....um...hello." Squall smiles back "Heh, hi." Pikachu notices Nef's anime swirly eyes with hearts floating all around. "Nef, snap out of it already!!!" smacks Nef in the back of the head. Nef gives Pikachu the eye and Pikachu yells "I'm sorry! Don't burn me!!" Nef smiles at pik and says "I'd never!...thoughtful look at least not on purpose." Meanwhile Nef is playing flirty eyes with Squall. Tidus elbows Squall and whispers "Dude! Rinoa!"

Squall still smiling "...who? OH!! Rinoa, right! Um sorry, I have to go, my gf is waiting at the square soft part. maybe I'll see you around." Nef [pic]and sighs, lip quivering "Ok.."

Squall finally stops staring and nef and turns around and yells when he sees Blinded! Squall and Tidus say all what Pikachu wrote and run out Demon Tag "Nef! Are you ok? What happened?"

Nef "I'm alright...I'm sorry for what happened, something was trying to control me, the threat is still out there! But bad news, Watefairy's being held hostage by Kirie at the waterwheel! Whe have to go save her NOW! Of she'll drown!.....and why is Illy on the floor, someone wake her!!" Meanwhile Blinded is getting ready to attack!

Chapter 24 : Waterfairy

*meanwhile at the water-wheel*

Waterfairy spins around in circles as the wheel turns, watching as the ghosts of the mansion gather around her. Starts talking to herself, to them, to anybody who just might be listening...

Um, I'm not liking this.. Can I be let go now?? I have to go to the little fairie's room... *sees its not working* Could somebody please let me go... please, please, please.. *no response from the ghosts as they prepare the items needed to sacrifice the fairy* She starts looking around.. hoping for some way to escape, but no.. she is bound tightly to the stupid wheel thats making her very dizzy... she sees the ghosts walking towards her.. they are ready for the sacrifice.. she closes her eyes and starts humming the sesame street theme song.. think happy thoughts...

Chapter 25 : Demon Tag

"Tidus and squall were here?" ::Giggles evily "Ill have to go find my, Blitzball playing bishie...heeh ehhe hee..:Then looks over at Nef, who is gazing back at her in bewilderment.::

"Oh...::wiping away the drool: Sorry Nef.."

:Nef sighs"RIGGGHT" Bending down to wake the fainted illy: :Slowy taking in the surroundings, pondering to herself ...Is there a fast way to the waterwheel? When suddenly .long boney knuckle grip the door frame. and a ghastly head pokes around.

"Nef... Nef Its LONNNNGGG ARRMMSSS"

:With a jolt of courage ,she jumps infront of long arms protecting Nef and illy.

"Alright you bald headed ghostie...Thats as far as you go.."

::Calling back to nef: "Get to the waterwheel I'll distract him"

:aiming the camera she awaits her opponents next move: Chapter 26 : Ilysianna

"Honestly. I'm glad we're all mature adults in here." Illy grins, shakes her head, and quietly sits down to watch the actions from the sidelines. Chapter 27 : Nefertiry

As Nef and Illy get up and let Demon Tag get ready to attack Long Arms, Nef yells back "Hey DT! If you happen to see Squall again when you're looking for Tidus, um tell him I said hi and um I'd like to....um....nevermind, just tell him I said hi whispers to self and that he dumps Rinoa! snickers"

Illy grabs Nef's arm "Honestly Nef! Come on!!"

Nef "I'm coming! I'm coming! I can't help thatI gotta thing for'im! I think it's the scar" starts getting anime swirly eyes with hearts

Illy "ALRIGHTY THEN! Let's move!"

Nef "Right on! Waterfairy! Here we come! WHOOOO!"

Demon Tag starts unlaoding film on long arms and long arms is getting very angry and still wants to "reach out and touch someone" with a vengence..... Chapter 28 : TheRopes ::emerges from the line of ghost surround waterfairy, the sword held high. A strange grin spreading on her lips as she glares at the fairy, her eyes no longer seeming to be hers...but at the same time they seem vaguely familiar:: ::starts to speak, in a tone very much not like hers and soft:: Faery, you shall take my place...we will cast this ritual on you and then you will be taken as the Rope Shrine Maiden. You are the only one who can do it, your friends obviously don't care for you, or they would have tried to get here by now, ::smirk:: But either way, they would never succeed, not now...not since I now have the Soul Sword and Mafuyu... Finally ::a sad glimpse in her eyes briefly:: I can be free. ::sees Waterfairy struggling and protesting and brings her free hand to the side of waterfairy's face:: Not to worry, you will save all of your friends this way, but if you protest then they all might have to go as well. MEANWHILE... TheRopes essences travels through the mansion, un-aware of who she is or what she is, just wanting to find a damn body so she stops floating through things. She curses "Damn astralness, I just can't get the steering right on this thing!" as she blobs through another wall. She sees another person. She stops and drools in her astral form "plop, plop, plop" as the drool seeps through the floor. This being...he stops and turns, all the hairs on his neck standing straight up. "Whoa! Hot Ghost Chick! Ack," he turns and glares at his companion,"see the type of language I'm learning from you, Tidus!!!!!!!!" TheRope grins (well the best grin that she can do being that she is only an entity) and floats over to the bishilious guy with the scar, "Hi, Mind if I borrow you for a while?" The man with the scar grins all devilishly like, "what for?". The other guy, Tidus, smacks his forehead and starts kicking at a wall "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" TheRopes smiles all sweet like and tries to think, only one sentence poping into her mindless mind (or should that be memoryless??), "I wish to couple with you." (That is ALMOST the exactly line used in Fushigi Yugi) The scarred guy nods vigariously, "Hell Yeah! Rinoa won't give me non...damn living people! Take me...I, Squall, will couple with you!" TheRopes enters his body, pushing his soul out of it. Tidus just looks up, "Are you done flirting with the dead chick? Can we go? We're gonna be late for the party." Squall (TheRopes) nods, "Party, party, party!!!" Stepping up to Tidus, but stopping quickly to gaze at his rear..."Yum.." Tidus quirks his brow "WHOA!" backs up, "Man are you okay?" Squall nods again and continues walking, "I'm fine, are you trying to insinuate something?" Tidus scratches his head and shrugs "Whatever" Running in his fishnet pants to catch up with Squall. To Be Continued...

Narrator: What the hell is going on??? Kirie is Ropes? Ropes is Squall? YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohh, yeah, umm, wheres Squall gonna go? Will Squall couple with Nef? Will Tidus get his but pinched by Ropes? Will Waterfairy ever get saved? Or will Kirie fulfill her dream and live happily ever after with Mafuyu? Where's Metal Gear Miku when you need her? ::narrator throws head back and laughs:: Ohh, yeah, she's locked up in my basement so Farfie (from Weiss Kreuz) can play with her...hehehehehehhehe. Umm, ::clears throat and becomes narrator again:: What will happen next? Stayed tuned for a preview following the commercials...