DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LORD OF THE RINGS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!!

OH MY GOD! THE RING IS GONE ISN'T IT? Asked Frodo.
Gandalf looked sadly at Gimli "his recurring delusions are getting more frequent. I'm afraid we'll have to put him down soon."
"GANDALF he's a hobbit not a dog, you know hairy feet...oh wait never mind."
"On second thought how are we so sure he is a hobbit?" Gimli stroked his Pantene pro-v beard with an odd look on his face.
"Well" remarked Gandy "he doesn't bark and he doesn't go on trees"
"LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE TO PEE!" Yelled frodo
Frodo got up to go to the loo but suddenly realized that he didn't have the urge to pee anymore. He had THE urge.
"What are you talking about" asked the pointy eared one.
"I'VE GOT THE URGE...TO HERBAL" sang Frodo in a giddy voice.
He smoothly ran his hands through his hobbity hair.
"Umm one problem slick" said Merry "You aren't in a waterfall and you still have all your clothes on"
Frodo was abashed, "you always do that Merry, go have all the fun with Pip and never let anybody get to have their play time. JEEZ man, I destroyed the ring and all, I need a vacation"
"HEHEHE" "I need a vacation" mimicked Legolas in a high-pitched voice much like a girl elf.
"Shut up Elf boy, I've had enough of your tight pants." Snapped Frodo.
Legolas was devastated. He had tried so hard to fit in. And now they were criticizing him even more than they had boromir. Legolas had gone through excruciating pain to wear his tight pants. Not only had he had to go through weightlifting to get those tight thighs and buttocks but he had to wear a jerkin day in and day out.
"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes that way when you criticize them they're a mile away and they have no shoes" remarked the old wizard.
Merry looked up in wonder. He ran over to Sam and stealing his shoes ran out the door.
"Gandalf they're making fun of my pants" cried Legolas.
"I like your pants Legolas, but tell me, do they sell men's pants where you bought them?" questioned Gandalf.
"MY MOMMY MADE THEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!" Wailed the hysterical elf.
"Well, my oh my, Here sugarpie, have some more rediwhip" comforted the wizard.
Frodo looked up again with a daring expression. "You know the can-can dance Gimli?" he asked.
"Why yes master hobbit I sure do" replied the bearded one.
"Want to" "with me" asked the inspirited hairy footed ring hobbit.
"why Frodo, I'd be delighted, but don't you think that people will start to think that we're more than a fellowship?" asked Gimli.
"But that's just it Gimli, we're a fellowship!" screamed Frodo as he tackled Gimli.

Oh no..not again. Well folks don't get any idears. They're all wait no they're not all. UM Well I guess you could say they're all very close. Please don't be mad. Some things just come out in their own time. Its not gonna end up how you think...honestly.
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*CROSSED FINGERS*