Beginning note: This is supposed to be a humorous fanfic. So just enjoy the humor in it. This is supposed to happen AFTER volume 20 of Shaman King. ^_^
*When you can't get enough training...*
By SmilBe
1 - Start of the training
"Baka!" Anna slapped Yoh's face.
"Aww...Anna..." Yoh whined.
"Why'd you let that Spikey-haired boy get stronger than you?! Aren't you supposed to be very strong?!"
"It can't be helped though...Ren was gonna die. I can't bear letting him just die. I had to get Maiden to heal Ren."
"And what happened?! He got stronger and you also can't take part in the Shaman Fight anymore! I don't want to be another person's wife. I, Anna Kyouyama is supposed to be Shaman King's wife, and you are supposed to be Shaman King!"
"...suman Anna..."
"Saying sorry won't help it. That's it, you need more of my training. Get your group here too."
"Aww~ Anna, not your training again! Faust and Ryuu probably won't survive it."
"That's right. If they can't survive it, they can't be your teammates." Anna replied firmly.
"But I'm not in the Shaman Fight anymore!"
Anna looked thoughtful. "We'll find a way. Perhaps you should secretly dress up."
"Gomen, Faust, Ryuu. Looks like you two are gonna take some trouble with me..." Yoh muttered under his breath.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing...nothing."
"Training will start tomorrow, and come at 5 AM, sharp. If you are late, you will tkae even more training. It's not gonna be easy. Way harder than the one you did before."
"Yes, Anna..."
"Go notify your friends, NOW!" Anna ordered sharply.
"Hai!" Yoh quickly scrambled away.
When Yoh was gone, Anna looked down sadly. "It's not your fault, Yoh. I understand..."
***
Yoh, Faust and Ryuu arrived in front of the Asakura home (Yoh's house) at 4:59 AM.
"Whew...we made it." Yoh puffed.
"This is gonna be a long training..."
"You're right Ryuu. I hope Eliza can take it." Faust chuckled slightly.
Anna came out of the main door. "You three were almost late. Let's start with the basics."
She looked around. "Where's you three's spirits?"
"Err...I left Amidamaru at home." Yoh lied.
"My one's slacked off." Ryuu answered uncertainly.
"Eliza's run away..."
"GET THEM BACK TO YOUR SIDE THIS SECOND OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DO ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR EVEN LONGER!" Anna shouted angrily.
***
"Alright. Let's start with electric chair. Start doing it for one hour. I have the spirits within my hold. If any of you happen to slack off a bit, these house spirits will keep me informed, and I will keep you three's spirits for a month. Got it?" Anna definitely had Amidamaru and co. in her hands.
"Yes." The team replied in unison.
Anna then went back inside the house.
And the training started.
1 minute later---
"Ugh..." Ryuu groaned.
"Can't..take..it..." Faust said weakly.
"Hold on guys, just a little more..." Yoh encouraged them.
"But Yoh, there's still 59 minutes! How did you manage?"
Yoh shook his head and shrugged. "Dunno. I guess I just got used to it."
"Ugh..."
"...It hurts. I hope Eliza doesn't need to take this pain..."
"Wuehehe. Daijoubu.Anna doesn't like to hurt spirits. She just has a bad temper."
"Is someone talking about me?!" Anna called out from inside the house.
And the three went silent.
***
"My back is sore..." Ryuu complained when the one hour was up.
"If anyone of you dare to complain you will sit another hour of electric chair."
"Aww..."
"Did I hear a complain?" Everyone fell silent again. "Now, I've invented a new training. I've put up some poles in the backyard. You have to use one foot to jump to another pole. If you fall off, you need to do that pole all over again. Understand? I want you threesome to jump 50 poles." Anna looked at the three seriously.
There was a small groan from Ryuu but Anna ignored it.
"Now get moving!" She shouted. Faust, Yoh, and Ryuu quickly scrambled to the back of the house.
Anna sighed. "They just seem to be weaklings..."
***
"I am watching..." Anna said.
"But you now just set a time limit of 5 seconds to jump! It's really hard to concentrate!" Ryuu replied.
"Because you guys would take 4 hours just to jump 5 poles if you concentrated at your previous speed." Anna snapped.
"..."
"Don't worry. I've gotten your spirits to do some housework."
Yoh stood on one pole steadily, and started to jump when a wind came and affected his concentration and he didn't make it onto the next pole without balancing, and fell onto the ground.
"Itai ne..." He muttered, rubbing his back. He then climbed back up onto his previous one.
Ryuu stared at the tall pole in front of him and did a flip onto the next one successfully.
Ryuu wiped his sweat. "Whew, I don't dare do that again. If I fall.." He looked down and looked at the next pole and gulped.
Faust was having an easy time. He had skeleton feet so he jumped and his feet landed with easy and balance.
"Lucky..." Yoh said, jealous.
"There are some cons about skeleton feet though." Anna reminded.
"Yes indeed..." Faust said softly.
"???" Puzzled, Yoh hopped to the next pole, trying to balance and succeeded.
***
End of the first chapter.
End note: Like I said, this doesn't have any particular plot, so it's just humorous. I need ideas for more training... R+R please!
*When you can't get enough training...*
By SmilBe
1 - Start of the training
"Baka!" Anna slapped Yoh's face.
"Aww...Anna..." Yoh whined.
"Why'd you let that Spikey-haired boy get stronger than you?! Aren't you supposed to be very strong?!"
"It can't be helped though...Ren was gonna die. I can't bear letting him just die. I had to get Maiden to heal Ren."
"And what happened?! He got stronger and you also can't take part in the Shaman Fight anymore! I don't want to be another person's wife. I, Anna Kyouyama is supposed to be Shaman King's wife, and you are supposed to be Shaman King!"
"...suman Anna..."
"Saying sorry won't help it. That's it, you need more of my training. Get your group here too."
"Aww~ Anna, not your training again! Faust and Ryuu probably won't survive it."
"That's right. If they can't survive it, they can't be your teammates." Anna replied firmly.
"But I'm not in the Shaman Fight anymore!"
Anna looked thoughtful. "We'll find a way. Perhaps you should secretly dress up."
"Gomen, Faust, Ryuu. Looks like you two are gonna take some trouble with me..." Yoh muttered under his breath.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing...nothing."
"Training will start tomorrow, and come at 5 AM, sharp. If you are late, you will tkae even more training. It's not gonna be easy. Way harder than the one you did before."
"Yes, Anna..."
"Go notify your friends, NOW!" Anna ordered sharply.
"Hai!" Yoh quickly scrambled away.
When Yoh was gone, Anna looked down sadly. "It's not your fault, Yoh. I understand..."
***
Yoh, Faust and Ryuu arrived in front of the Asakura home (Yoh's house) at 4:59 AM.
"Whew...we made it." Yoh puffed.
"This is gonna be a long training..."
"You're right Ryuu. I hope Eliza can take it." Faust chuckled slightly.
Anna came out of the main door. "You three were almost late. Let's start with the basics."
She looked around. "Where's you three's spirits?"
"Err...I left Amidamaru at home." Yoh lied.
"My one's slacked off." Ryuu answered uncertainly.
"Eliza's run away..."
"GET THEM BACK TO YOUR SIDE THIS SECOND OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DO ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR EVEN LONGER!" Anna shouted angrily.
***
"Alright. Let's start with electric chair. Start doing it for one hour. I have the spirits within my hold. If any of you happen to slack off a bit, these house spirits will keep me informed, and I will keep you three's spirits for a month. Got it?" Anna definitely had Amidamaru and co. in her hands.
"Yes." The team replied in unison.
Anna then went back inside the house.
And the training started.
1 minute later---
"Ugh..." Ryuu groaned.
"Can't..take..it..." Faust said weakly.
"Hold on guys, just a little more..." Yoh encouraged them.
"But Yoh, there's still 59 minutes! How did you manage?"
Yoh shook his head and shrugged. "Dunno. I guess I just got used to it."
"Ugh..."
"...It hurts. I hope Eliza doesn't need to take this pain..."
"Wuehehe. Daijoubu.Anna doesn't like to hurt spirits. She just has a bad temper."
"Is someone talking about me?!" Anna called out from inside the house.
And the three went silent.
***
"My back is sore..." Ryuu complained when the one hour was up.
"If anyone of you dare to complain you will sit another hour of electric chair."
"Aww..."
"Did I hear a complain?" Everyone fell silent again. "Now, I've invented a new training. I've put up some poles in the backyard. You have to use one foot to jump to another pole. If you fall off, you need to do that pole all over again. Understand? I want you threesome to jump 50 poles." Anna looked at the three seriously.
There was a small groan from Ryuu but Anna ignored it.
"Now get moving!" She shouted. Faust, Yoh, and Ryuu quickly scrambled to the back of the house.
Anna sighed. "They just seem to be weaklings..."
***
"I am watching..." Anna said.
"But you now just set a time limit of 5 seconds to jump! It's really hard to concentrate!" Ryuu replied.
"Because you guys would take 4 hours just to jump 5 poles if you concentrated at your previous speed." Anna snapped.
"..."
"Don't worry. I've gotten your spirits to do some housework."
Yoh stood on one pole steadily, and started to jump when a wind came and affected his concentration and he didn't make it onto the next pole without balancing, and fell onto the ground.
"Itai ne..." He muttered, rubbing his back. He then climbed back up onto his previous one.
Ryuu stared at the tall pole in front of him and did a flip onto the next one successfully.
Ryuu wiped his sweat. "Whew, I don't dare do that again. If I fall.." He looked down and looked at the next pole and gulped.
Faust was having an easy time. He had skeleton feet so he jumped and his feet landed with easy and balance.
"Lucky..." Yoh said, jealous.
"There are some cons about skeleton feet though." Anna reminded.
"Yes indeed..." Faust said softly.
"???" Puzzled, Yoh hopped to the next pole, trying to balance and succeeded.
***
End of the first chapter.
End note: Like I said, this doesn't have any particular plot, so it's just humorous. I need ideas for more training... R+R please!
