OK so before I start my story (if you can call it that) I feel as if I have to explain why I wrote this. It all started when i was rally sick with a high fever. When ever I get really sick I become well...crazy or depending on who you talk to crazy-er. So anyway I was singing (screaming) this as i ran up the stairs and into my room to try and sleep. I couldn't so at the time i thought this was absolutely brilliant an just HAD to write it down. And that my friends is how this was born! Note that it is entirely out of order and I picked only the highlights in my opinion) of the show.

Disclaimer: I do not own if I did lets just say Ciel would be lacking a finance :)

There once was a guy named Sebastian.
Who tuned out to be a demon!

And Ciel was like make me cake Sebastian!
And he was like yes master!

And then Ciel needed saving from silver and gold and Sebastian carried him bridle style!
And they had corsets!
Then they had a moment.

Ciel was almost killed by an angel!
Sebastian loves Ciel in a non creepy way!

Ciel get shot and stabbed at separate times!
And Sebastian is like "Nooos!1!"
Then Sebastian kills an angle and is like " I am simply on hell of a butler" !

Then Ciel falls!
they meet a lord who likes robins!
But that's not relevant!
Ciel and Sebastian look about to kiss!
But instead Sebastian eats Ciel's soul!
Then it ends! but not before they play chess!