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When the Authoress Loses It!

Chapter one: Prologue

Raven is studying hard for an evil history exam, while the deadly teens make such a racket to raise one's temper up to a deadly level. Coffee will cure that!

What the guys were doing

"DUO GIVE ME BACK MY TOWEL" Wufei blared from the bathroom. Duo ran away waving his prized possession. Quatre looked up from his game of chess with Trowa

"How did he get the towel" the blond asked with curiosity. Trowa just shook his head

"They don't call him a thief for nothing"

Heero was concentrating hard on his laptop. Who wouldn't! The braided baka was jumping on the table dancing and wielding the towel!

"DUO!! GET OFF THE TABLE" Heero shouted, "YOU'RE GONNA…" he was interrupted by a cracking and clattering sound.

"Umm!" the pilot of 02 mused "Break my laptop?" he suggested.

"Precisely" Heero said taking out his gun and checking it for bullets.

"Hey! Who took the high caffeine content coffee" Quatre said. Running past him Duo said he hadn't taken it!

Back in Raven's room

"I hate studying! I hate history! I hate this stupid exam! I hate this stupid chapter! I hate that stupid noise! I will hate it when Duo comes barging into my room for help" And with that said Duo came barging into the room seeking Raven's help. 

"HELP ME!!!" He cried, and like a blur dashed into the closet for refuge.

"WHERE IS HE!!!?" Heero shouted, also barging into the room with a glare that would put terminator to shame. Raven walks to the closet, takes out Duo, throws him at Heero, and slams door at face.

Raven: _ *gulps coffee, with high caffeine content*

After a few hours of dilemma and curse yelling…

"Duo go bother someone else!" Raven replies from back of the fat history book. Coffee still keeping temper down.  But hyperactivity on the rise

"But I'm bored" Duo said his catch phrase.

"You were bored, and look at the result" Raven said. Surly enough, Duo had been badly beaten up, but he was used to it. Shrugging, he started annoying Raven by acting like Wufei.

"Weak onna! Can't even study for a lousy test! Can't even finish a few lousy fanfics filled with injustice! The plots are unjust and are abysmal..." Duo continues on.

Raven: _! *concentrate on work*

Wufei comes behind and heard Duo imitating him,

"You women are weak! You're rightful headquarters are in the kitchen! WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKK I tell you" Duo turns around to face Wufei.

"You have learned well Maxwell" He said with a smirk. They both start to harass Raven.

"Can't you finish at least one crappy fanfiction?" Wufei cried.

"Oh you write it if you're so smart" Raven replies. "Besides! I have a test to study for scholar boy!"

"Now really! He's right! You've got lots of fanfiction to finish up" Duo said talking up Wufei's side.

Quatre enters and looks over to my laptop "Miss Raven you really need to work on your fan fictions"

Raven's arms are twitching wildly and continue to drink coffee. The rest keep on nagging her to write her fanfiction!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UPPP" Raven shouted hyperventilating, twitching all over, near brink of madness.

"So!" Duo said breaking to silence "Are you gonna finish or what?"

That was the last straw.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THE COLONIESSSSS, TAKE OVER THE EARTH, KILL RELENA!!!!!!!!!"

The G-boys just stare at the authoress who has gone insane and starts to break things and act like a plain lunatic.

"Should we be scared?" Duo asked.

To be continued…

What will the poor boys do now that the author is on the loose! Have a try at writing fan fiction's?