Authors Note: Has anybody noticed that Riku's arse (my word for butt, ass, whatever..) sticks out a bit more than other people's arse?

Disclaimer: Me no own Kingdom Hearts, if I did, Riku would tap dance O.o

Why Riku Could Not Get Out of Kingdom Hearts

*Sora runs over to Kingdom Hearts to close the door*

Sora: *to Goofy and Donald* Hurry you guys, we gotta close the door.

*Riku appears*

Riku: Sora!

Sora: Riku!

Riku: Sora!

Sora: Riku!

Donald:......

Goofy: Garsh!

Riku: Sora!

Sora: Riku!

Donald:.....

Goofy: Garsh!

Next 5 mins.

Donald: &(&^!#())!#&^^# (translation: ALL RIGHT ALL READY!!!!)

Sora: Come on Riku, let's go home!

Riku: Sorry Sora, I can't....

Sora: Riku, I don't care if your trying to repent for your bad actions or if you want to clear your name as a bad guy, just come with me!

Riku: It's not that......*points to his arse*

*Camera zooms in. We now realize that Riku's butt cheeks (lol :P) are wedged between the closing doors*

Sora:...... I told you, you shouldn't have eaten all those paopu fruits....

THE END
Authors note: My first story..... *sniff sniff* I'm so proud of me! *Please review!*