/This story is fully acknowledged and approved by J K Rowling herself, she's just not aware of it, yet./
/Also, all of this is canon./
Harry was just putting his underpants on, when he heard some disturbing screams from the girls' dorm. He quickly grabbed his can of whipped cream and a long, straight banana, the two things he loved the most and always carried with himself in case of trouble. He rampaged into the girls' dorm and it turned out that the girls were screaming because the author really needed Harry to be in their dorm right now.
"Harry, why are you here?" Ginny asked, "Why are you half-naked? Why are you holding whipped cream and a suspiciously straight banana? What's the point of this story?"
"Those are some really good questions, Ginny." Harry replied, "Here's your answer!"
And then, Harry put the banana in his ass and smeared whipped cream all over his dick, and then he immobilized the girls with his satanic magic (because all magic comes from Satan, if you love Harry Potter, you love Satan, and that means you hate God, and you will burn in Hell), and then he raped every single one of them, in all holes.
THE END
I'm looking for a gf.
