Harry potter and the Rabid Fangirls

Harry potter and the Rabid Fangirls

Chapter 1

By Hoshi , Sesshys only girls

Um…yeah. Not 100 sure how this started. Weeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrd things happen to my mind sometimes. Ne way, all the OCs in this are based on my friends and me!

This takes place in the graveyard just after Voldemort came back to life.

Harry and Voldemort stood facing each other, about to fight.

Suddenly, there was a giant explosion of pink and blue light and 3 girls dressed like cat whilst holding a trolley materialised between Harry and Voldemort.

"Hey, this isn't Tescos!" the one in pink said, looking around with a somewhat crazed look in her eyes.

"oh well, looks like we won't be needing this anymore then!" the girl in red pushed away the trolley, where it rolled into one of the Death eaters, sending him flying off his feet.

"Oops, sorry 'bout that," the girl in red grinned, obviously not meaning a word of what she said.

Meanwhile, the girl in pink had rushed over to Voldemort, and looked like she was trying to dislocate his arm, wrist, and several fingers all at once.

"OMGILOVEyourcostumeAreyousupposedtobethegrimreaperorsomethingHowdidyoudecoratethisparksowellHeyyou'vegotawandI'vealwayswantedawandcanIhaveyoursIt'smybirthdayIbetyoudidn'tknowhuh?"

(OMG, I LOVE your costume!! Are you supposed to be the grim reaper or something? How did you decorate this park so well? Hey, you've got a wand! I've always wanted a wand, can I have yours? It's my birthday; I bet you didn't know, huh?)

She babbled out happily, completely oblivious to the fact that Voldemort looked like he wanted nothing more than to blast her into little pieces.

The third girl, in purple, came to try and pull her friend of her latest victim.

"Um, Kathy, I don't think he really cares," she whispered, trying to stop her friend from glomping Voldemort.

Meanwhile, Jenna, the girl in red, had gone over to Harry.

"Are you Harry Potter?" she asked, giggling as she tackled him to the floor, to get a look at his forehead.

"Yes! You are him, I knew it! You have the scar!" she sang.

Kathy perked when she heard that. She and Jenna started skipping around in a circle, singing "He's got the Scar! He's got the Scar!" at the tops of their voices.

Layla sighed. She was never going trick or treating with those two ever again. It was way to easy for them to go hyper on sugar rushes.

"So guys, what the hell are we supposed to do now?" Layla asked. "How the hell are we supposed to get home from here?"

"What d'ya mean Layla? Don't tell me you don't know the way home from Tescos."

Kathy said, still giggling. Layla felt her hand twitch as she tried not to whack Kathy around the head. She was acting like such an idiot!

"Kathy, this isn't Tescos. This is a Harry Potter film," Layla tried to explain, using big arm gestures to try and get her meaning across.

Kathy looked blank, and then screamed. I mean, burst both eardrums screaming. But not because she was scared, or confused. She was excited!

"OMIGOD! YOU'RE VOLDEMORT!!" she screamed, rushing back over to Voldemort to start shaking his hand again. This confused Voldemort to hell.

If she knew who he was, why was she so happy? Shouldn't she be running away? Terrified? Disbelieving? Heck, he would even be ok with her trying to send him back to the grave.

Anything was preferable to this…fangirlishness. (AN: is that even a word? If not, back off! Its copyright Hoshi© now!)

The purple one looked slightly distressed, but nowhere near as scared as Voldemort was used to. Whilst he was lost in his thoughts, Jenna had pulled herself off of Harry, and was shaking Voldemort's other hand almost as enthusiastically.

"Avada Kedavra!!"

He yelled, sending the girls flying backwards to land in a heap on the floor.

Um…love it? Hate it? I tried to do a cliffy for the first chapter, and want to know if it works. I might not update very fast, as inspiration for this comes only with insanity and sugar. A lot of sugar. Please R&R!

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