Talking Crickets

A long time ago, an evil being named Grooglyfroo was terrorizing the world. A peasant finally saved the world by trapping Grooglyfroo inside of a temple. But this has nothing to do with the story.

Anna was a perfectly normal girl in a perfectly normal house. That is, until her parents divorced. Every month she would take a train to travel from her mom's house to her dad's, or her dad's house to her mom's. The story starts when Anna was getting ready to board the train to go to her dad's house.

Mom: Okay, Anna, remember to brush your teeth everyday.

Anna: looking around Got it.

Mom: And wash your face.

Anna: Okay.

Mom: And brush your teeth.

Anna: You said that already.

Mom: And wear clean underwear everyday.

People nearby: backs away

Mom: Well, okay, bye Anna! I'm not even going to see if you get on the right train or not. Bye!

Anna: Bye!

Mom: drives into the sunset

Anna: Hmm... Guess I should get on the train. looks at train ticket Guess I should get on that train. point

--Hours Later--

Anna: is sitting on train

???: Mind if I sit next to you?

Anna: looks Oh, no, go ahead, it's fine.

???: Thanks. sit

Anna: . . . . .looks again

???: . . . . .

--Minutes later--

???: Are you okay? You screamed until you ran out of air!

Anna: blink Uh, is there any reason why you're a cat?

Rover: Yes, this is. . . The Animal Train! animals break into song

Anna: oO;;; I got on the wrong train ;

Rover: Well, we all love you Joanna.

Anna: Joanna?

Rover: You need to be fixed. grabs knife

Anna: o.o;

Rover: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anna: grabs knife and throws it out window This ain't Stepford Wives!

Rover: I was gonna use that knife to spread butter on my toast T.T

Anna: -.-; Anyway, how did I live if I ran out of air?

Rover: I gave mouth to mouth!

Anna: O.O No wonder I have cat hair on my tongue. throws Rover in front of train

Rover: MEOWTH splat

Anna: So I'm on the wrong train...Hmm...

Mysterious voice: Anna is on the wrong train, heading for the Animal Town Froofroo! Will she survive?

Anna: Froofroo? Oo

Mysterious Voice: Join us next time as the adventure continues!

Anna: Wha- Who said that? looks around to see Rover behind her -.-

Rover: -.-;

Anna: tosses Rover out window

Rover: MEOWTH eaten by wild cows

--An hour later--

Anna: I'm so bored... someone starts whispering sweet nothingness into her ear oO whips around

Rover: ;

Anna: -.- stabs Rover with a butterknife and throws him out the window

--Hours later--

Mysterious Overhead Voice: WE ARE LANDING AT THE TOWN PLACE YEAH GET OFF. BOW WOW.

Anna: gets off

Weird guy: runs up I heard that you need an incredibly expensive house!

Anna: WHAT! whips around to the leaving train to see Rover waving out the window and hanging up a phone -.-

Nook: My name is Nook.

Anna: I saw it on the computer screen when I was writing, duh.

Nook: -.-

Anna: -.-

Rover: -.-

Anna: ROVER!!! O.O You were on the train, how did you get here??

Rover: ;

Anna: Hyah! kicks Rover into a man eating tree

Nook: Come look at the houses! drags Anna to four houses They're pretty!

Anna: No, not really.

Nook: Go look in them!

Anna: looks in first house to see a journal and a little stool oO; Not even wallpaper. looks in second and third house to see the same thing, but then heads to last house

Michael Jackson: is sitting in last house I'M YOUR PRIZE. runs toward Anna

Anna: O.O AIAIAIAIA! slams door walks back to Nook I don't want any houses. I don't even want to live here!

Nook: Oh, okay.

Anna: Good. starts to walk off

Nook: ...BWAHAHAHAHA! steals all her bells

Anna: o.o Hey!

Nook: Now you have to live here and work for me because you no longer have money! BWAHAHA! MWAHAHA! NYAHA! FWAHAHA! LAHAHA!

Anna: -.-;

Nook: JAJAJAJAJAJA

Anna: AHHH A BRAZILIAN UBER RUNS!

----------------------------------------------------- Well, end of the first chapter! It's kind of long, and just kinda mindless. Anyway, if you're brazilian, then SORRY! I LOVE YOU R&R Please!
PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER: Anna does mindless jobs for Nook! BUHBUHBUHHH