Why, it was all I asked, why was I chosen, why was I brought to this world, and why did it have to be me that asked these questions.
Well, I can tell you that this is the happiest I've been in my entire life, and it all has to do with being asked the question why.
I'll give you my favorite answer to that question when I'm being asked, why do you do what you do?

Because I can!


"Hello is anyone there?" I ask hoping for an answer. This all started because for one moment I asked why, and then one moment I was reading nearly falling asleep and then then next thing I knew I was in this expanse of nothing.

I wandered around or at least I hope I had moved, this place gave no indication of direction, movement or anything other than I was standing on something solid and that there was some form of gravity.

Welcome child, I am called the Creator/God/Kami or whatever you have deemed me.

"Uhhh... suuure where the hell are you and what the hell am I doing here?" I asked hoping I wasn't going crazy.

If it will please you I will take shape so that you may have something to speak to, and as for why you are here, well I believe that everyone deserves a chance of excitement and you unfortunately are the epitome of Boring, so I decided to give you a chance at happiness and life.

"... Okay I guess that answers something but where are you I have no sense of anything except gravity." I asked looking around trying to find where the voice was coming from.

Behind you child, and please do not be surprised by my appearance, it bothers me when I get bothersome reactions.

Slowly I turned around and standing in front of me is a woman. I couldn't give any other description because I was rendered speechless.
Standing there was a woman possible in her late 20's, long silver hair that looked like silk, a simple white flowing gown, and the purest golden eyes possible.

*giggle*"This is the first time I've dealt with no speech. I must say it's quite refreshing." She spoke in possible the most attractive voice imaginable. I could say I was an idiot and what I did was rude but all I could do was stare at this woman, blinking finally and taking a breath I managed to scrape a few words together.

"Damn" okay maybe just one word but that's all I could think while looking at her. She tilted her head making her look even more attractive, she rose a single eyebrow at my first response.

"I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted at your response." She said crossing her arms. I manage to get out of my trance, slowly I pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming and as soon as I felt the pain I talked after what seemed like forever.

"Well I'm not sure what you want me to say princess, but I would say it again cause I can't think of anything else to say at your appearance, because I know that there are soooo many people who would love to be able to say that the met something as perfect as you but still Damn." The first thing I thought was shit, I just had to be a smartass and say that.

The goddess for lack of a better word just stared, until a small giggle was heard, slowly escalating until she was rolling on the ground laughing not seemingly able to stop. Finally after a few minutes she managed to catch her breath letting a few chuckles out occasionally, "Wow, that was certainly the last thing I would think that you would say, but to use your answer from before 'Damn'. I must give credit where credit is due and you my friend must have the biggest set of hypothetical balls every, to be able to say that to the person who created everything I will have to reward you for that display." She said smiling.

Once again I was speechless, I had possible said the worst thing I could think of and here she is congratulating me about it. Shaking my head a few times,
I just scratched the back of my head and sighed. "Well apart from the compliment, what am I doing here, I mean you said it yourself I'm the epitome of boring so
are you just going to send me back and make my life better some how or are you going to send me someplace new?" I asked just wanting to get this over with.

"Well it would be easier to just make things happen to your normal life I felt like sending you somewhere that you're somewhat familiar with. Reading all of those stories about it I'm pretty sure you know what I mean don't you?" She asked smirking at me. I just nod my head, while I did like to read books, most of the time when I was home I had read Naruto stories. I had to admit some of the things people wrote made want to keep reading and some just made me just feel like going into a fit of rage and just kick their ass'.

"So you're going to send me to the Naruto universe with all of its ninja wonders right?' she nods ' Well am I going to get anything special to help me survive there or am I just going to be cannon fodder?" I ask hoping she actually had something that I can use to live with.

"Well I was thinking about giving you some sort of bonus like stronger chakra or better control but I'm going to let you decide on what you get. I have no real objective that you need to accomplish just live and have fun, but I will be throwing a few things your way just to make things more exciting." She said shrugging her shoulders telling me that I really could just wish for anything.

"Really I get to choose huh?... ... ... wow normally this would be so easy to figure out cause I'd be on Earth but now it's a lot harder." I really had no idea what to do,
I could give myself the Sharingan with no side effects, or the Rinnegan with complete mastery straight off the bat. I just sat down and thought about what I wanted, if I had to make my life exciting then I would need some sort of growth to push my self but what could I give myself that could still be strong and also have room to grow as well.

"...Uhh I guess just let me be able to do magic, kinda like what ever I can imagine I could do." I say finally. It really would be the easiest thing, I could go so many different directions with it that I literally had endless possiblities.

"I suppose that could work, and you could grow with it easily enough and it could be rather hard to figure everything out. I'll give that to you but I will be taking some things away, like you can't kill someone with a thought or make meteors and volcanoes appear with no effort, so pretty much you'll be able to do things with enough effort kinda like learning new justus or at least the harder it is the more taxing it is." She replied giving her rules. I nodded being able to kill or do anything with a thought would take the enjoyment out of a lot of things.

"Oh right I almost forgot I was going to reward you for your response at seeing me earlier, now what could I do hmm." She brought her hand to her chin in an over dramatic thinking pose. I felt like smacking myself in the face, was it really that hard to think of something as a reward, she could give me money to start out, let me be immune to all poison or have ridiculous luck. I paused at that for a second luck was good and all but what if I could... I started getting lost in my train of thought when she spoke again.

"I know what I'm going to give you. Normally this would be a bit biased but considering the fact you stood up or at least said what was on your mind to me, I'm going to give you the ability to absorb anything that you can think of to give you a boost or more like an upgrade, and I'll make it so that the more you absorb the easier somethings will be, like absorbing fire makes things easier to anything related to fire and stuff like that. So pretty much you'll be starting from a basic tiny fireball level in regards to everything to being able to make a mini sun in your hand. Oh I keep forgetting things odd, you won't be able to do it on a whim either you'll have to practice enough until you can be like Gaara with his sand.

I look at her wondering why we're using Naruto references to explain things... wait I am going to the Naruto-verse so I suppose that makes sense.

"I guess that's fair so are you sending me to a specific time or is it going to be random." I ask thinking it would be easier if it was the graduation exams.

"Yes it will be the exams with the rookie 9 but there's a twist that you may or may not enjoy but anyways this is gonna hurt like a LOT so I'm gonna knock you out and take you there so you don't hurt yourself when it happens." She makes a small purple ball appear in her hand before she hurls it at me, I'm hoping it doesn't explode but to my surprise it just hits the center of my chest and just sinks in like I'm made of water.

"Now fair warning this is gonna hurt like hell." Once she says that I start to feel what I would like to describe as having lava slowly seep through every pore on your body and cool and heat up constantly before it the feeling of drowning starts.

I look at her as I try not to scream like a little girl from the pain. "Y-you're e-e-enjoy-i-ing this a-a-aren't y-you!" I manage to growl out. She gets a sheepish look on her face and kicks her feet on the ground. "I may be a little sadistic yes but I'm surprised that you haven't passed out yet." She says as she watches me slowly manage to crawl until I'm at her feet. Feeling like doing something before I'm sent away I struggle to make myself stand and face her. She watches me slowly, and shakily stand on my feet until I'm looking at her.

I glare at her before the pain starts to fade... slowly the pain is going away and I breathe a sigh of relief at not being in constant pain.

"You're a sadistic bitch you know that. I really wanna give you a smack to the face but I feel like if I do something to strenuous I'm gonna faint." I say once I get my breathing back to normal.

She smiles and shakes her head. "Well when you get to be as awesome as me stuff like that starts to not matter anymore, anyways I'm going to start to send you back now and it's gonna take about a minute so start getting yourself comfortable cause I'm not sure how you're going to arrive there I've usually just done it after they've passed out and sent them to a hospital so this may end up random." As she starts the transportation I see a small circle appear beneath us, deciding to wait until the last little bit to do something, I see her open her eyes. As the circle starts glowing brighter and brighter I decide to do one last thing to surprise her I walk up to her and in the last seconds before I'm gone, I give her a passionate kiss on the lips and a squeeze to her ass before I'm teleported to Konoha.

"Later toots" I uttered before I couldn't see her anymore.

She stood there speechless with a growing blush on her face. Placing a hand on her face to help cool herself off she realizes that the man she just sent took her first kiss and somehow managed to steal her undergarments, her face gets an atomic blush before she screams.

"EEEELLLLRRRIIIICCCC! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT YOU HORNY BASTARD!"