Beth and Scarlet: Off to Konoha We Go!
Chapter One: Kakashi-sama!

Rule # 1: When stalkers first graduate, they are placed in groups of two or more.

"Congratulations you two," the headmistress stated, not looking at the girls, "You are now official stalkers."

Beth and Scarlet high-fived and stepped forward to receive their stalker gear.

"Let's get this over with you old hag!" yelled Beth as she stuck her tongue out at the head mistress.

The head mistress glared at Beth and then continued on as if nothing happened. She then pulled put two black backpacks and handed them to the girls.

Immediately, Beth dumped everything out of her bag and onto the floor and picked up the nearest item.

Beth fumbled with it for a while until she glared at it, "Ok, I give up! What is this crap?"

"It's a voice changer, idiot!" Scarlet snatched the microphone out of Beth's hand and spoke into it, "And this is how you use it," said Scarlet with a drastically deep voice.

Beth reached for the microphone, "Cool! Let me try!"

"No, you're too stupid."

"Scarlet don't make me-"

"ENOUGH!" screamed the head mistress, "Take your assignment and LEAVE!"

Scarlet glared at the head mistress, picked up the assignment and walked out the door.

Beth quickly picked up her gear and raced after Scarlet, "Hey, wait up!"

The head mistress pulled out a bottle of vodka and took a long sip, "Please forgive me Konoha."

Rule # 2: Never go anywhere without your gear.

Scarlet ran down the hall with Beth hot on her heels. She suddenly stopped, causing Beth to painfully collide into her and fall back on the floor.

"Ow! Why'd you stop?" yelled Beth.

Scarlet smiled as she helped Beth up, "Are you ready to see the world and do our first assignment?"

"Heck yeah! What do we have to do?" Beth's shining eyes conveyed her eagerness.

"The file says we have to travel to a place called Konoha and keep tabs on a boy named, Uchiha Itachi."

"That's a weird name…is he cute?" Beth asked in a sing-song voice as she reached for the photo.

"He's five years older than you, and is that all you can ever think about?" Scarlet sighed and slapped Beth's hand away, "Stop that."

Beth pouted, "I can't help it!"

"Whatever… let's go already. I want to hurry up and get out of this dump," Scarlet stated while continuing toward the door.

Beth eagerly followed, "Look out world! Here comes Beth and Scarlet!


Rule # 3: Stalkers must know when to be quiet. This is important so that you never reveal yourself during a mission.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT US LOST!"

Beth flinched at Scarlet's volume, and shyly poked her fingers together, "Um, would you quiet down? Stalkers aren't supposed to yell…"

Scarlet glared at Beth furiously, "We're lost in this stupid forest, with no food or water mind you, and you're worrying about me YELLING?"

"Just calm-"

"And what are you two young girls doing by yourselves in this forest?"

Beth and Scarlet jumped, "W-Who's there?" Scarlet stuttered.

A young man with gray hair walked out of the shadows, "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you…"

Beth glared, "You didn't scare me!"

"Anyways," the man continued, "Why are you girls out here?"

"Because, a certain idiot got us lost," said Scarlet bluntly.

"I'm not an idiot," Beth retorted, "Stupid!"

"Why, you little-"

"Calm down, you little brats," the man sighed, "Just tell me where you're going, and I may be able to help you."

"We're going to Konoha…old man," said Beth.

The gray haired man's eye twitched. Oh, how he wished he had no morals so he could… oh wait! He didn'thave any morals!

"That's Kakashi-sama to you, brat!" yelled Kakashi as he swatted Beth on the head.

"Ow!" yelled Beth as she ran behind her friend, "Protect me Scarlet!"

Kakashi sighed, "Look, I'm not going to hurt you… and if you tell me why you're going to Konoha I can probably help you."

Rule # 4 and 5: Never reveal your assignment to anyone. Not even if you think they are trustworthy. Stalkers must also be good actors.

Scarlet mentally cursed. She needed to think of a reason and fast!

"Um…uh…"

"We have no place else to go Kakashi-sama…" Beth quietly interrupted, with a dejected look on her face.

Kakashi looked at them with newfound pity. He had guessed they were orphans, but now he could be sure.

"It's all right…you don't have to talk about it. I understand," Kakashi said as he started walking toward Konoha, "You can follow me."

Beth followed Kakashi as Scarlet watched, shocked. Who would have ever thought that loud mouth Beth was a good actor? It looks like she was going to have to learn a few things from Beth…

"Scarlet, are you coming?"

Shaken from her thoughts, Scarlet looked up and saw that Kakashi and Beth were waiting for her.

"Oh, um, yeah!" yelled Scarlet as she ran to catch up with them.

As they continued walking, Scarlet drifted back to her thoughts from earlier.
Screw that, there was no way she was asking for Beth's help with anything.


"Ok, so this is where you guys will be staying!" Kakashi yelled as he threw the door open and walked in.

Beth and Scarlet slowly walked in while taking in their surroundings.

"So…is this a house?" questioned Beth.

Kakashi stared at her. Was she joking? By the look of innocence on her face, there was no doubt she wasn't.

"Well, no not exactly. The technical term is an apartment, but I guess people could consider this a house," Kakashi explained.

"Cool! Does come with a bed?" asked Scarlet.

"Yes!" Kakashi exclaimed, "And just in case you girls don't feel comfortable by yourselves in a new place, Hokage-sama ordered someone to come and check on you guys daily."

"Thanks Kakashi-sama~!" Scarlet and Beth yelled in unison.

"No problem! Anyways I have to go, so I'll see you brats later," Kakashi said as he jumped out the window and headed toward the Hokage's office.
There was something weird about those two girls, and Kakashi was going to make sure the Hokage kept a close eye on them.

AN: Hello everyone! I just had another story idea and I liked it so much, I decided to share it with ya'll! I did plan this story to be a series, but that depends on how this one goes. So if you like this story and want me to write it into a series, let me know!
P.S. Yes, the girls did meet the Hokage, but I was too lazy to write that scene…