(This is an actual script for a deleted episode of king of the hill, they dicided not to air it after they realised it wasnt edgy enough)
Hank and Bobby where watching the T.V one afternoon.
"Bobby do your homework" says Hank.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. You re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn t, you didn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You re fucking dead." Says Bobby.
Bobby then stands up and walks over to hank, Hank still petrified over the words that bobby had just said begins shitting his pants as Bobby begins to walk towrds him. Bobby then begins bitch slapping Hanks face with his massive 3 inch cock untill Hanks face is red and tears begin to weap out of Hanks eyes.
"how fucking dare you tell me what to do you pathetic piece of shit" says Bobby as he pulls out a glock semi automatic 9mm pistol.
"No bobby please dont shoot" Says hank.
"shoot? no ive got better plans than that" says bobby.
Bobby then bends Hank over the counter top and begins sodomizing hanks anus with the pistol. Hank now squilling like an utter bitch, begs Bobby to stop but Bobby is having none of that and continues thrusting the gun into Hanks anus.
Bobby gets a bit excited ad pulls the trigger by acciedent. BANG. Owwwww says hank in purer agony as the bullet begins tearing through his intestines.
"You fucking shot me in the ass!" yells Hank.
"Well you shouldnt of asked me to do my homework, Dont worry I will get the bullet out" Says Bobby
Bobby then reaches his arm elbo deep into Hanks now loose ass hole.
"I think ive almost got it" says Bobby.
"Wait, Im gonna have to go in a bit deeper." Says Bobby.
Bobby then procceeds to reach his arms now shoulder deep in side Hanks ass.
"I think ive got it" says Bobby as he begins pulling his arm out of Hanks ass.
When Bobby pulls his arm out of Hanks anus he did not see the bullet in his hand but insted he found hanks intestines and guts. Reaslising what Bobby had done he quickly tried to shove Hanks guts back up his arse but they just wouldnt go back in.
"Hank it wont go in your gonna have to eat your inerds if you want to survive!" Says Bobby as he brings Hanks guts towards Hanks mouth.
"Quick eat, you dont have much time" Says bobby as he begins feeding his Father his own intestines.
"Kill me, I cant bear the pain any more, Just kill me Please!" Says Hank, Hoping that he would be put out of his misery.
"Nah bitch I need you to drive me to school and teach me how to shave when i finnally hit pubert" Says Bobby.
Hank now inspired by Bobbys previous speech begins devouring his guts in an attepmt to save himself. hank was eating so fast he forgot to chew his guts propperly and he choked to death.
"I'm bored, I think I will go do my homework" Says Bobby as he walks to his room.
The screen then cuts to hank's lifeless body and slowly fades to black.
