Pippin And His Giant Mushroom
Chapter One
The fellowship was still in Rivendell and it had rained the night before. Merry and Pippin were having the time of their lives as they jumped and splashed in the puddles.
"Shit!" as Pippin tripped over his own feet and landed in a puddle. "HELP! I'M DROWNING! ICAN'T SWIM! HELP! HEEELLLLP! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I'M GOINGTO DIE, MERRY HELP ME! YOU'RE NOT HELLLLPINNNNNNG!" Pippin cried as he tried to swim.
Merry walks over and says " #1 you're not drowning
#2 you're not gonna die
And #3 for gods sake you're in a puddle!"
"OH" "Uh-o Spaghetti-o's" Pippin giggles. *And runs off*
Merry shakes his head "What. An. Idiot."
Meanwhile.
Legolas was trying to shoot Sam. Frodo and Sam were standing side by side. Legolas pulled back the arrow aimed at Sam and let the arrow go. The arrow missed Sam and hit Frodo in the head.
"Damn it!" Legolas cried as he shot another arrow and hit Sam.
"Hehe. We're dead" Frodo said as he and Sam fell to the ground. "Pippin can take the ring."
*Pippin pops out of nowhere* "YAY!"
"Yay! The gay guy's dead! Ooops! I killed Frodo! Oh well" Legolas shouts with excitement.
Legolas skips away as he sings I'm a little teapot in his own version. "I'M A LITTLE ELFY NICE AND BLONDE! HERE IS MY ARROW AND HERE IS MY BOW! WHEN I GET ALL ANGRY! HERE ME SHOUT I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS!"
Chapter One
The fellowship was still in Rivendell and it had rained the night before. Merry and Pippin were having the time of their lives as they jumped and splashed in the puddles.
"Shit!" as Pippin tripped over his own feet and landed in a puddle. "HELP! I'M DROWNING! ICAN'T SWIM! HELP! HEEELLLLP! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I'M GOINGTO DIE, MERRY HELP ME! YOU'RE NOT HELLLLPINNNNNNG!" Pippin cried as he tried to swim.
Merry walks over and says " #1 you're not drowning
#2 you're not gonna die
And #3 for gods sake you're in a puddle!"
"OH" "Uh-o Spaghetti-o's" Pippin giggles. *And runs off*
Merry shakes his head "What. An. Idiot."
Meanwhile.
Legolas was trying to shoot Sam. Frodo and Sam were standing side by side. Legolas pulled back the arrow aimed at Sam and let the arrow go. The arrow missed Sam and hit Frodo in the head.
"Damn it!" Legolas cried as he shot another arrow and hit Sam.
"Hehe. We're dead" Frodo said as he and Sam fell to the ground. "Pippin can take the ring."
*Pippin pops out of nowhere* "YAY!"
"Yay! The gay guy's dead! Ooops! I killed Frodo! Oh well" Legolas shouts with excitement.
Legolas skips away as he sings I'm a little teapot in his own version. "I'M A LITTLE ELFY NICE AND BLONDE! HERE IS MY ARROW AND HERE IS MY BOW! WHEN I GET ALL ANGRY! HERE ME SHOUT I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS!"
