A/n: I'm trying really hard to rid of my writing block. . Stupid blocks!
Disclaimer: I own Lei and two shiny quarters...that I had to give to Yami Malik...so now, I own Lei. I think.
For those of you who are slow...I am Lei...
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Lei: This should be fun.
Yami: Define fun.
Isis: Fun. Something that provides amusement.
Bakura: IT'S AN EXPRESSION!
Lei: ...kind of. Something fun to rid of my writing block.
Malik: Are you sure you're not just too lazy to write?
Lei: [horrified] NO! I will never be too lazy to write!
Serenity: Unfortunately.
Faye: [comes stomping out of a room labeled...Faye's room][drags Seto to them] There. YOU keep him. [stomps back to the room]
Seto: [eyes widen and grabs chocolate out of Yami Malik's pocket] SUGAR! [starts eating]
Y. Malik: [angrily] How dare you steal my chocolate...you..you..you PRIEST PERSON!
Seto: [ignores Y. Malik]
Yami: [raises an eyebrow at Y. Malik's so-called insult]
Lei: Hey Yugi!
Yugi: [pops out of nowhere] Yes?
Lei: GIRL SCOUTS!!!!! (A/n: From my Yu-Gi-OH! MST fic...)
Yugi: [screams and runs into a door labeled Ryou's Room and slams the door]
Isis: Wrong door...
Malik: 3...2...1...
Yugi: [yells loudly OOC] WHAT THE HELL, RYOU?!? [runs out of room and shuts door quickly] [cowers in the corner]
Yami: What was he yelling about? [walks into a room labeled...Cars] (A/n: READ, YAMI! READ!!)
5 seconds later...
Yami: [shrieks] Oh my Ra! [slams door behind him]
All: [odd looks]
Y. Malik: [boredly] What now?
Yami: TRISTAN!!..HE'S BACK!!!
Serenity: [raises eyebrow] Back from where?
Yami: [points at Bakura accusingly] Bakura killed him last week!
Bakura: It was your idea!
Yami: Well, you could've talked me out of it!
(A/n: Three guesses what show that quote was from!)
Bakura: You're an egotistical pharaoh! Nobody can talk you out of anything!
Lei: [glares pointedly at Bakura]
Bakura: ...except Lei?
Lei: [smiles]
Yami: I am not an egotistical pharaoh! [glares at Bakura]
Bakura: [glares back]
Yami and Bakura: [glaring contest]
Yami and Bakura: [change into a 'if looks could kill' contest]
Lei: [realization dawning] [slowly] Wait........you killed Tristan? I have to kill you now!
Yami and Bakura: [stop glaring and look at Lei]
Bakura: ....why?
Yami: Do you have something for him?
Lei: [makes face] EW, NO! (A/n: No offense, Tristan fans) [shrugs] I've just always wanted to say that.
Yami and Bakura: -_-
Malik: Wait a minute...Why was Kaiba in Faye's room?
Seto: [munches on chocolate] ...?
Lei: [matter-of-factly] They had to write the script. Faye needed help on the computer.
All: [not believing]
Lei: [shrugs] You're on your own, Seto.
Seto: [finishes candy bar] ...?
Serenity: [screams]
All: [look at her]
Serenity: [sly grin]
All: [turn back to where Seto was]
Yami: HE'S GONE!
Bakura: [to Lei] CURSE YOU STUPID AUTHOR!
Lei: [innocently] What did I do?
Bakura: ~_~
Serenity: Seto, you owe me big time!
Y. Malik: YOU EVIL...WHEELER GIRL!
Malik: Gee, Yami. You seem to be deprived of insults toady.
Yugi: [from the corner] Sugar?
All: -_-;
Isis: You know, you people are getting stranger each day.
All: [glare]
Yami: And you're not?
Isis: [death glare]
Lei: This is fun!
Bakura: Define fun.
Isis: Fun. Something that pro--
Yami: [screams] CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S AN EXPRESSION, CRAZY WOMAN?!?
Serenity: [mutters] Please don't start this over again...please...
Malik: [grabs a tub of popcorn]
Lei: [looks at popcorn] ............POPCORN ATTACK!!
Y. Malik: [mutters] And they say I'M getting stranger.. [rolls eyes]
Yugi: [joins the group] What's a popcorn attack?
Lei: [slowly] ...I'm not exactly sure...I think I saw it on TV once...
Serenity: [yells] For the last time, they made me do it! They did it against my will! AAAAUGHHH!!!! STUPID POPCORN!!! [stomps into a room labeled Serenity's Room and shuts door loudly] STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!
All: O_o;
Bakura: What's with her?
Isis: [shrugs] No idea.
Malik: This IS fun!
Lei: [huggles Malik] YAY! FUN! TORTURING! FUN! EVILLISH! FUN!
Malik: o_O AAAHH! Can't breathe...
Y. Malik: Keep your grimy hands off of him, YOU AUTHOR...PERSON!
Yami: -_-; Again with the lame insults...
Y. Malik: [continues] HE'S MINE!!! HE'S ALL MINE!!!! [evil laugh]
Bakura: What are you...gay?
Y. Malik: [horrified] NO!!!
All: -___-;;
Lei: [hugs Malik protectively] NO! He's mine! Right, Malik? [gives Malik evil glare]
Malik: [feebly, gasping for air]...right. [faints on Lei's shoulder]
Yugi: [goes beserk] CALL THE POLICE!! CALL THE PARAMEDICS! THE FIRE PEOPLE!!
Isis: [raises eyebrow] The Firefighters?
Yugi: YEAH! THEM! CALL THEM! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!! [screams] CALL THE 9-1-1 GUY FOR THE DARK MAGICIAN'S SAKE!!!
Lei: -_- That has to be the lamest substitute for "God"...ever.
Bakura: [grabs phone and dials 911]
Random 911 Person: Hello, 911 service here. Our job is to help you.
Bakura: Hi. Are you the 9-1-1 guy?
Random 911 Person: [sarcastically] No, I'm Maximillion Pegasus.
Bakura: [screams girlish-ly and drops the phone] AAAAAH!!!!!!! IT'S PEGASUS! HE'S COME TO STEAL MISTER FLUFFY!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [runs around screaming]
All: -_-;;
Random 911 Person: Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? [mutters] Another stupid author?
Lei: [turns red] [picks up the phone, dragging Malik with her] YOU STUPID PHONE ANSWERING PERSON!!!
Yami: That's another lame insu--Oh wait. She always does that. Never mind.
Lei: [glares at Yami][to the 911 person] I AM NOT A STUPID AUTHOR!!
Y. Malik: Actually, you are.
Lei: [hangs up phone] [glares at Y. Malik]
Yugi: [calms down] [to Bakura] Who's Mister Fluffy?
Bakura: Uh...nobody...
All: Right...
Ryou: [peeks head out of the door] IT'S HIS PINK TEDDY BEAR WITH THE WHITE BOW ON IT'S HEAD!! [goes back to his room]
Bakura: [blushes] [laughs nervously]
Yami: Bakura has a pink teddy bear!
Bakura: SHUT UP YOU STUPID PHARAOH!! [runs to Ryou's room]
A few seconds later...
Bakura: BLUE RA!! RYOU!! WHAT THE HELL? [runs out of the room and slams the door closed]
Yami: [raises eyebrow] Blue Ra?
Y. Malik: Why not Red Ra?
Bakura: Purple Ra?
Lei: [suddenly] I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE AUTHORESS POWERS! [revives Malik]
Isis: [looks at her little brother]
Malik: Ugh...FRESH AIR!
Isis: [looks at Malik curiously]
Malik: [screams] STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Isis: [backs up] [holds her hands up defensively] S-sorry!
Lei: [hugs Malik]
Malik: [groans] Not again.
Y. Malik: [angrily] I TOLD YOU! MALIK'S MINE!!
Yami: [boredly] Shut up, Seth.
Y. Malik: [reddens] DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Lei: [looks around] Who's Seth?
Y. Malik: ...me.
Lei: [snickers] You're the Yami of my favorite character so I won't crack up and roll around laughing my head off, so--oh, who gives! [cracks up and rolls on the floor laughing her head off]
Yami: I wish someone could take her head off.
Lei: [stops laughing aburptly] That wasn't funny. [resumes laughing]
Bakura: [whiny] Can I leave?
Lei: [stops laughing and stands up] No. You live inside my head, remember?
Isis: If we live inside your head, why are you here?
Malik: This isn't really her. It's just a holographic vision that she imagined up.
Lei: Awww, I love you, Malik.
Malik: [stares disgustedly at her]
Lei: NOT THAT WAY!!
Y. Malik: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN' TIME, HE'S MINE!!!!!!!
Lei: [whispers] Hey Yami Malik.
Y. Malik: Yes?
Lei: I'll offer you two quarters for him.
Y. Malik: [grins] You're on! [puts hand out]
Lei: [hands Y. Malik two shiny quarters and grabs Malik] YAY! You're all mine now!
Malik: [whiny] [to Y. Malik] I thought you were supposed to be protecting me, Yami?
Y. Malik: Oooh...shiny...[admires the quarters]
Malik: [crosses arms] _ Meany.
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A/n: Review for me! Please?
-Amphitrite o.w.k.a. (Otherwise Known As) Lei
