Chapter 0: Prologue

Title: Akureir's Caravan: a series of truly bizarre events
Author: Kayi Rowling
Game: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Language: English
Genre: Humor
Rate: T
Summary: Kat Yoh, the female Selkie from the Crystal Caravan of Akureir, writes on the Diary some really strange events that happen to them during their travels.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles or any other Final Fantasy game.

Author notes: This series of truly bizarre events is based upon that bunch of data that the game gives you, yet never actively uses, and therefore is a beautiful place where to begin parodies and such. Yes, this fanfic is a parody to FFCC, using certain details either me or my brother have noticed while playing, and surely you have noticed as well!
So, read and enjoy (R&E), which is more important than read and review (R&R), though I still expect you spare two seconds of your time to review this fanfic. Thank you.

Akureir's caravan members:
Kat Yoh: Selkie female, Wolfie, blacksmith
Han Nat: Selkie male, Raccoon tail, miller
Chisara: Clavat female, Dark coat, rancher
Deiji: Clavat male, Headband, alchemist
Falina: Yuke female, Spiral, tailor
Bambi: Yuke male, Black mage, fisherman
Remedi: Lilty female, Elegant, farmer
Marche: Lilty male, Bucket head, merchant
Mog: the moogle

Random after-note: Kat Yoh's name is part of my complete name, Kathia Yohani, abbreviated "Kayi". And by complete name, I don't mean the real one (wink).