Flock Responses to Questions At the end of FANG
MAX
Do you have a Jamaican accent?
I don't know. Do I?
Do you molt?
Only on weekends.
What's your star sign?
No clue.
Have I told Jeb I love him yet?
Honey, only if you're a crazy scientist will he love you too.
Does not having a power make you angry?
Missy, I have freakin' gills! Is THAT not a power?
Do you know how to do the soulja boy?
What do you think?
Does Iggy know how to do the soulja boy?
No.
Do you use hair products?
Do I have money for hair products?
Do you use products on your feathers?
See above.
What's your favorite movie?
Anything bloody.
What's your favorite song?
Taylor Twins.
What's your favorite smell?
Where ever Gazzy hasn't farted.
Do these questions make you angry?
Hey, I'm bored, Okay?
If I came up to you in a street and hugged you, would you kill me?
Absolutely.
Do you secretly want to be hugged?
Is it secret?
Are you going emo, cause Angel is stealing everyone's powers?
Am I emo? Does that even have to be answered?
What's your favorite food?
Homemade chocolate cookies. Duh!
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
16 pancakes, four eggs, and some toast.
Did you even have breakfast this morning?
No, we fast, and have twice the meal at lunch.
Did you die inside when Max chose Ari over you?
Wrong Flock member.
Do you like Max?
How could I not like myself?
Do you like me?
Do I know you?
Does Iggy like me?
No, he's a cold wasteland of hatred.
Do you write depressing poetry?
Do I have time to?
Is it about Max?
How would I write it about myself?
Is it about Ari?
Sigh. Whatever you want.
Is it about Jeb?
I DON'T WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY!
Are you going to block this comment?
Once I figure out how.
What are you wearing?
Fang's old t-shirt. Random pants.
To you wear boxers or briefs?
Neither.
Do you find that comment personal?
Would you?
Do you wear sunglasses?
If I had the money, I would buy hair products.
Do you wear sunglasses at night?
See description above.
Do you smoke apples, like us?
Are you sure that's all you're smoking?
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
In case you haven't noticed, I'm female.
Do you like vampires or werewolves?
Werewolves, baby!
Are you gay and just pretending to be straight by kissing Lissa?
I never kissed Lissa…..
Were you experimenting with your sexuality?
WHAT?
Would you tell us if you were gay?
Is that possible?
Do you secretly like it when people call you emo?
Since when am I emo?
Are you Emo?
No.
Do you like eggs?
More than dessert rat.
Do you love eating things?
If it's roasted….
Do you secretly think that you're the sexiest person in the whole world?
No comment.
Do you ever have dirty thoughts about Max?
About myself? Huh?
Has Angel ever read your mind when you were having dirty thoughts about Max and gone "OMG!" And you were like "D:"
See answer above (again)
Do you like spongebob?
Too old.
Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Who doesn't?
Can you cook?
Cerial.
Do you like to cook?
When we have a fire extinguisher at hand.
Are you like a housewife?
Iggy is.
Do you secretly have an inner turmoil?
Don't we all?
Do you want to be unda da sea?
Too much of that too recently.
Do you think it's not to late, never to late?
Ummm…..
Where did you learn to play poker?
Poker Republic.
Do you have a good poker face?
No.
Of course you have a good poker face. Does? Iggy have a good poker face?
Yes. Ella loves it.
Can he even play poker?
No.
Do you like poking people, hard?
I guess…..
Are you Fangalicious?
No, I'm Maxalicious.
Bye!
