Imagine you're in one of those cheap motel rooms where walls are so thin you can hear every sound in the next room and this makes you want to pull out the gun and shoot the source of the noise.

(snoring in the background)

"No Bobby, I have no idea what else I can do. I googled it, searched in Dad's journal and every book I could think of. I went about it every way I could. And none worked on Dean's snoring."

"…………………………………………………………………………"

(snoring)

"Do you hear that? It drives me crazy. That's why I'm calling you."

"something?"

"Yes I tried to press his nostrils. Dean woke up and said the next time I touched him, my nose would be bleeding"

"………………………………………………."

(snoring)

"Bobby, please, isn't there anything else I can do? Because I can't stand in any longer. I would think he does it on purpose, but he really is sleeping"

(snoring)

"…………………………………………………………………"

(snoring)

"No, the earplugs don't work and sleeping in Impala is really uncomfortable. Especially when I have these dreams"

"……………………………."

(snoring)

"You know, Bobby, THESE dreams"

(snoring)

"…………………………………………………………….."

(snoring)

"……………………………………………………………………………………"

(snoring)

"Oh, you know, this kind of dreams where two pretty naked and very naughty blondes are trying to massage your body and…"

(silence)

" ………………………………………."

"Hey, it worked! Who would've thought that saying something Dean likes to hear would make him stop snoring. I guess the subconscious never sleeps"

(no snoring, not at all)

"…………………………………………….."

"Thank you Bobby, Bye"

Two days later

(snoring!)

"You're kidding me Sam, right?"

(SNORING)

"Oh come on, dude. You drown out even Metallica in my earphones"

(SNORING)

"I knew I shouldn't've let you drink that beer"

(SNORING)

"Stop it, because there is no way I'll use Bobby's way to make you stop snoring"

(SNORING)

(SNORING)

(and more SNORING)

"OK. I know Sam; I've been the pain in the ass for a few months now. But after Dad's death… I don't know, I couldn't find my place in the world again. And the whole big secret and "stop Sammy" thing just freaked me out. But I want you to know that… that… I… I… I lo…"

(SNORING)

(the sound of hit in the face by the pillow. Really hard and loud)

"Wha?! OW! Dean?! Why?!

"Bobby's way didn't work, so I used mine"