Author: Golden Feathers Edward

Warning: None

Declaimer: Don't own Naruto so buzz off.

AN: I have nothing to say about this but I made it just for fun and lack of anything to do.

You Better Watch It!

He was bored; really bored that he thought he would go insane if he didn't do anything. This boy was none other then a blonde with blue eyes with the title of 'most surprising ninja' and the problem was he had nothing to do. He already trained, meet his team, did a couple of D rank mission, ate lunch at his favorite ramen bar and already tried to get up the nerve to ask that bastard Sasuke something but failed miserably. So he was out of things to do that came to mind.

Naruto sighed in boredom pondering what he should do now. That was when it hit him! The loud mouth ninja would go out and find the people he knew and mess with their heads! That was always fun and amusing for him. Now he had to find someone. Today was his lucky day because Kiba just rounded around the corner with his puppy on his head.

"Hey Kiba!" Naruto called out with a big grin plastered to his face jogging over to the dog boy. "Would you be willing to do something for me real fast?"

Kiba looked at the fox boy warily, "depends what you want me to do," he replied.

"Please?" the blonde asked puppy eyes watering with tears.

"Feh. Fine, just make it real quick," the dog boy barked as frown on his canine features.

"Ok!" Naruto chirped happily, "Do this please: hold your nose first."

Kiba complied with the blue-eyed boy's request, putting his thumb and pointer finger on his nose.

"Real tight K?"

He did.

"Ok, now say 'Iced Ink' out loud please," Naruto said innocently a mischief gleam in those sky blue eyes of his.

"I stink," the other boy said absently.

"Say it again," Naruto instructed with a big grin on his face nearly splitting his face.

"I stink," the dog boy repeated once again with his puppy on his head making funny noises.

The blonde ninja's eyes were laughing now, "Keep holding your nose Kiba . . . . and keep saying 'Iced Ink' please," by now the whiskered boy was on the verge of falling over and just laugh his ass off but restrained himself.

"I still don't see why I'm doing this Naruto," Kiba suddenly said stopping his 'I stink' cycle.

"It's alright Kiba, just keep doing it," he replied urging him to continue, "You'll catch on soon!"

With that he departed strolling down a random street and when he reached about four streets over from where Kiba was last seen Naruto heard a roar of outrage.

"NARUTO YOU BASTARD! I DON'T STINK!!"

a smirk was plastered on his face satisfied with his first victim.

"One down, many to go!" he laughed then searched for his next target.

At that moment a long platinum blonde haired girl rounded the corner.

"Hey Ino!"

End

AN: got nothing to say.