Bluekitty8: It's official, I come up with all my best ideas in the shower. (my hair is drying as we speak)...and I only own my OCs.
Jess: Anyone NOT freaked out by this statement, please keep reading.
Please ignore the Oo's there only there because the sites been messing up lately and won't let me do spaces.
"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
"whispering"
"SHOUTING/YELLING"
The zebra incident
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"...Cotton, why do we need a zebra again?" Jess asked flatly.
"We need Phill's poo." 'and I want to ride one..' Cott answered casually "Now shut up and hand me the oats, Phill's out of apples."
"Well why does it have to be IN THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE?!" Jess yelled handing over a bag the elves gave them, no questions asked. (they thought it best not to know..)
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And it was, Cotton (a.k.a Miette Breck) and Jess (a.k.a. Jessica Cooper) sat in a sea of the headmasters many trinkets...feeding a zebra oats.
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"Well duh Jess...Dumbledore has the best desk."
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Oh ya, and the desk was strangely missing...
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Cott said petting 'Phill's' nose and offering him a handful of oats.
"But what about the portraits?" Jess hissed
"I've been in here a million times, there always asleep." She explained rolling her eyes.
"That's not a good thing Cott, and don't you think that's a little suspi-"
Jess was interrupted by Phill uh..'doing his business' all over the rug.
"Ewwww.." Jess said scooting away.
"Good Phillip." Cott praised patting his neck.
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"Ok," Cott stood up "now what are we gonna put it in?" she asked brightly turning to Jess.
"Not in my bag!" Jess shouted hugging it wide-eyed.
"Well its not going in mine!" Cott answered.
"Your the transfiguration expert," Jess said gesturing to Phill, the former desk. "make something!"
"But I can only make zebras...and penguins." Cott answered.
"Of corse you can Cott.." Jess sighed looking around eyes settling on a shelf.
"That just leaves.."
"What...?" Cotton asked following her gaze.
*gasp* "Jess! We can't!" 'Why didn't I think of that?'
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Portrait 1: Shouldn't we do something?
Portrait 2: I want to see how this plays out..
Portrait 3: *shhh* This is getting good.
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"...ot any better ideas?" Jess was saying flatly
"...Ok, you scoop it up, I'll go get it." Cott said rushing over to the sorting hat
Jess sighed again bending down. 'Good thing I brought gloves..with her around you can never be too careful...'
AN: This has been in my head for a while, I just didn't think I'd actually write it. No idea how they got in the office...screw it, lets just say they guessed the password. And they need the poo for a prank of course! :)
I also think of some good ones when I'm hyper.
Marry (late) Christmas and happy New year!
Jess: By! *waves*
