Me: I'm just doing this because I am really bored.
Draco: Oh thanks a lot.
Me: Oh just shut up and do whatever you're going to do.
Everyone else: Uh oh.
From the computer screen of the Great Draco Malfoy.
Okay, before any of you muggles send in reviews asking why I am doing this and how I know how to use a computer, I will answer those questions for you since I am feeling nice today.
WHP: Okay, I may pop in once in a while here just to add something or explain something to you wonderful readers. Malfoy, nice? Ha. You just want to do this so that you can make people into gits like you.
Butt out! This is MY advice column. Anyways, I am doing this because...well, I have no idea why I'm doing this. Mostly because it is sure to be interesting to see how pathetic your muggle lives really are.
I know how to type but not actually function the computer. Mitzy, or white horse princess, had to do that for me. It doesn't take a smart person to figure out how to type though.
So send me your questions, and I will answer them if they are worth my time. Also, I will not answer very short questions. Two sentences minimum. This is your ONLY warning.
GOOD BYE!
P.S. The characters from Harry Potter will be here occasionally and they may answer some questions too.
Me: Well, if you need advice on something just submit a review
Harry: Or not.
