Puppy Go Wild
Prologue
Harry Potter was not a boy. He was a dog; a puppy; a golden retriever. Hedwig was a moose. Hermione was a moose. Ronald was a spider. (He was scared of himself when he looked in the mirror so eventually committed suicide.) Draco Malfoy was a ferret. (Who would've guessed?) Pansy was a cow. Lavender was an armadillo. Seamus was an alligator. Dean was a crab. Crabbe was a monkey. Goyle was a vulture. Parvati was a goose. Blaise was a bear. Susan was a tiger. Hannah was a frog. Colin was a zebra. George was a giraffe. Ginny was a penguin. Fred was a hippo. Hagrid was a wobbling kangaroo. And so unravels the story in the alternate universe.
