By Rikku!
A/N: This very short story is dedicated to kelsey (aka PrinceSSSparrow ) who is making me write a 'dirty' fan-fic against my will (yeah right, because I clearly don't enjoy it x.x sarcasm). However, I have not written one in ages, and have most likely rapidly declined in the ability to do so. Please forgive me.
If you're here because you've read my other Potter stories, this will be nothing like those. Unfortunately. Either don't read on, or doubly forgive me.
Oh! And erm, Half- Blood Prince spoilers! I suppose. Yes, there are spoilers. So be aware if you haven't finished the book.
Harry Potter had walked in on them one too many times. Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks were madly in love with each other, and they were most definately not afraid to show it.
The last time he had walked in on their action, they had invited him to join in. He was thouroughly unsettled by it, and quickly declined the offer, fleeing from the room as fast as humanly possible. Other people seemed to be walking in on them more often lately as well, and 'at least', Harry thought, 'I'm not the only one'.
He often discussed some of the graphic scenes that he'd witnessed with his best friends Ron and Hermione.
"Well, ya know, mate, they are engaged. They will be doing a bit of that now and then," said Ron one day whilst they were sitting in a dark room of 12 Grimmauld Place, chatting amongst themselves. Ron had lately seemed more confident in his knowledge of these things, after his recent fling with Lavander.
"Yeah but Ron, they're at it ALL of the time! It's madness!" Harry replied, shaking his head, trying to rid himself of certain images.
"Yeah, I guess," replied Ron, sneaking a glance at Hermione, who was seated next to him. He began to stroke her hair.
"I know how you feel, Harry. It's been twice today! AND the second time they asked me to pass them the lotion! It was horrid!" Hermione put in, placing her hand on top of Ron's other one.
Harry smiled at the antics of his two friends.
"Remus, I love you," sighed Tonks into Lupin's shoulder. They were seated out on a concealed balcony of 12 Grimmauld Place; no muggle could possibly see them no matter how hard he or she looked.
"I love you too, Nymphadora," replied Lupin lovingly. Tonks cringed, but let it pass. If Lupy wanted to call her by her given name, so be it.
"Remus, it's been awhile since..." Tonks began slyly, looking into his misty eyes.
He looked down at her mischeviously. "I know it has, I know."
And thus, the fun began.
A/N: Okay, that wasn't nearly as long or dirty as it should have been. But I'm tired, and Kelsey's done with her's so it's time to trade now. Oh well, lol. Hope you enjoyed!
