Sonic went to the Park

By Megakirbymon

Sonic was walking in the park as per usual when all of a sudden Knux busts the FUCK out of nowhere and says, "YOYOYO, SANIC, U WONT SUM DRUUUUUUUUUGS, NYUGUUUH!?". Sanic was scared as shit. He said, "Yeah homie, I could go for some drugs."

Sonic when into the alleyways and turned right into a dead end. There Wario was leaning up against a dumpster which Waluigi was sitting on with some heroin in his hands and a box next to him. Sonic was confused because Waluigi was part of Mario's gang.

Knuckles explained: Waluigi and Wario decided to take their street and merge with Shadow's gang. They weren't getting the cut out of the grams they were selling and wanted their revenge. Sonic had a needle in his arm and he was ready to go to war in the park.

Shadow strolled into the alleyways with a pimp zoot suit and his bitches, Amy bingehog and Sally the Squirlly. Wario and Waluigi stood aside in the corner and Tails covered Shadow's back in case of an ambush in a dewrag and trench coat with an uzi in his hands. He knuckle-bumped Knuckles who pulled out a long kitchen knife.

Sonic sat on the box in the corner next to Waluigi with a ghetto blaster in his pants as Shadow takes off his pimp coat to begin to talk. Shodow dismissed his bitches and said that if they were going to take the part of the Mario block that the Wario bros were responsible for keeping that they had to take Mario's hoes. But first they had to take out their hideout.

Mario's crib was in a gutter apartment across the street. Sanic wuz nervus. The gang went down over to Mario's hide out and Toad was doing heroin in their gutterways. Knuckles brandished his blade and stabbed the shit out of them. It was a very messy job, done by a man hopped on heroin. Out of nowhere, somebody had shot a shotgun blast through the door, killing Knux instantly, and kicked the door down.

It was Luigi dressed in all black. Wario pushed a dumpster over the stairway down to the thresh-hold. Luigi was yelling, "You-a little fucker!" while attempting to shoot through the dumpster. Sanic shot the shit out of Luigi and Wario and Waluigi moved the dumpster back out of the way. Tails sprayed the whole room and Mario had already run out the side window.

Shadow yells out, "GET the fat Italian fuck, Sanic!" He saw Mario's coat tails as he had hopped the fence so he hopped the fence too. The chase was on and the fatman was faster then one would expect. How ever he was no match for Sanic the BingeBog! But by the time he had caught up with him he was immediately greeted with a brick to the face.

Sonik throwed a lot of punched put Mario was a fat old fuck and some quick hitting blue faggot kid wasn't going to hurt him too much. Mario swung the brick at Sonic's face but he weaved it and picked up a board but Mario balled up his fist and smashed it. Mario kicked him in the head and he bust through the fence.

Sonic pulled out the heat with the last of his strength and Mario turned the corner and fled his own hood. Sonic lied all bloody in a pile of garbage. He slept in somebody's backyard for a night and woke up in jail. The home owner called the cops and they ad locked him up. While in there he had met Solid Snake, who was in there for drinking. Sanic kicked Slimer's ass for trying to RAEP him!

Snake and Sonic beat the shit out of him. Snake decided to join Sonic after they got out the next day together. They joined back up with the gang at Knuckle's apartment, which was just above the alleyway where they get high. Today Wario are Sonic were going to go recon Mario's apartment after last night.

BUT THEN THEY ALL GOT RAEPT- THE END