Danny's Ghostly Powers

Author's Note: This story is pure crack! It's a parody of the Beatles' song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," which is found on Side 1, Track 3 of the Abbey road album. It's one of my favorite Beatles songs purely for the dissonance of lyrics about a serial killer set to a cheerful tune. Anyone who wants to see an AMV for the original song should visit .com/watch?v=rIMGgBLOwfg.

Jazz was quizzical, studied psychological
Science with her tome.
Late nights all alone with a textbook.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Danny Fenton, secretly in ghost huntin',
Comes back from a fight.
"Would you like to watch a new movie
Toni-i-i-ight?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
He comes up to her door.

Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Came down upon her head.
Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Danny plays the fool again.
Lancer gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce-e-e-ene,

He tells Danny to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when he turns his back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Came down upon his head.
Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Made sure that he was dead.

P. O. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."
Danny stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Tuck and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Danny must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Came down upon his head.
Zap! Zap! Danny's ghostly powers
Made sure that he was dead.