The marriage of Sam & Frodo
"OMG! I can't believe we, like, just saved the Middle Earth!" Sam yelled.
"Dude, you've been saying that for like, the past 2 weeks! You're really irritating me! Wait, forget about that comment!" Frodo dropped down onto his knees and produced a ring. "Sam, my beloved, will you marry me?"
"Of course! And then we can do a little something something during the honeymoon!!!" Sam winked suggestively.
"You know, you're putting a very nice mental image in my mind."
A week later…………"I now pronounce you husband and…. Husband! You may now kiss the bride!!!" the preacher announced.
Frodo & Sam kissed very passionately and the only audience member, Legolas, clapped with tears in his eyes.
The End!!!
