10 reason
Me: 10 reason for whatever cause, like do's and not's
Sven: She doesn't own Black cat
Me: Nor the characters

Eve
Don't give her romance books.

Train sleeps on the bed and Eve is reading her book called "Hidden love forever connection." Sven is sitting on the couch watching TV. As Eve read the passage from her book. She was curious. There was something in there that she did not understand. The purpose of it, the meaning of it. She approached Sven and asked him

"I don't understand…" Sven looks up at her and asks her

"Don't get what?"

"AHHHH -CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The sound came from the bed.

"Bless you…" Sven says looking at him.

"Damn it! I woke myself up by. Hey whys princess standing in front of you?" he walked to the couch at sat down with Sven and took the remote. Just making himself comfortable.

"Hey! I was watching Barney!" Sven complained.

"Well, it's time for my cat show!" Train said.

(background sound *meow meow meow MEOW? PRRRR!*

"heh, you go cat!" Train laughed

Eve sweat drop, and decided to repeat her question. "Can someone tell me what this means? This passage?" She said holding her book out.

" Hidden love forever connection?" Sven and Train said in harmony.

"Well, why don't you read the passage." Sven asked.

"I'll help out!" Train said feeling smart until, Sven puts him down.

"Probably failed school…" Eve opens her book at reads the passage.

'Jill was laying down on the bed with Eric on top of her. She flips him over so she's on top. She then smirks and says "It's time for Adult time." He puts his hands on her (due to these words it will be replaced with *beep*) *beep* and slowly moves it up and down. He *beep* her *beep* and pulls it down as she *beep* her *beep*off, she then *beep*his shirt and *beep*its it apart, and they*beep*kissing. She goes *beep* to his *beep*and takes *beep*off and puts *beep* hands *beep*to *beep*out his *beep* and *beep* to *beep*it *beep* as if it was the *beep**beep* on earth. Then- '

Eve pauses looks at Train and Sven. They both look very handsome currently. NOT! Train is having a major bloody nose and Sven is just blank red!

"Well, what are they doing? Why does the girl moan? Does it hurt?" Eve asked.

"Well.. uh… you see. When 2 people… l..l..l… Train can you help?" Sven says shaking a bit still red.

"Well, when a girl and a guy love each other… they are… What it is called… I CAN'T DO IT!"

"WELL SHE"S WAITING FOR AN ANSWER!"

"I'm waiting for an answer." Eve said hugging her book.

"Princess… it's called. 'Hugging…' " Train said.

"hugging?" Sven and Eve asked

"yes… it's when a guy and a girl really love each other that they hug in the bed because it means… A lot."

"Then what is the sounds coming out of her mouth?" Eve asked

"Words… Princess. Words…."

"Then what's *beep* that comes out of his pants?"

"Go do your homework!"

"I'm not in school"

"HERES PAPER! GO DRAW!"

"Okay then." Eve said grabbing the paper and a pencil.

"Sven! Stop buying her books like that!" Train said shaking Sven.

"SHE PUT IT IN THE CART AND I JUST PAID FOR IT! And I thought it was rated 10 and younger!"

"Well seems like it wasn't!"

"I'm done with the draw…" Eve said and showed Train and Sven. "The drawing is something I think it looks like from that passage. Does it look like it?"

Rinslett came in the car with them as they were driving. "Sven you should get me a room with nice bathrooms in it. I'm sicken tired of having to sleep on a rock." She pouted

"Well rock beds are suppose to be good for you. It straight your back out." Sven replied.

"Does Rinlett and Sven want to hug in the bedroom?" Eve asked.

Rinlett looks at Eve with a clueless face "What are you talking about?"

"Well, when 2 people love each other they go into a bedroom, and hug while the girl moans, cause its words." Eve acknowledged. She showed the drawing to her.

"Eh… Who EXCALTLY told you this…?" Staring at the paper Rinlett had her hands ready up in the air.

"Train…" Eve said.

SMACK!

Fin

Me: That book was entirely made up just for the making of this story.

Train: HEY! WHY DID I GET SMACK?

Me: Cause you told her a lie!

Train: Sven said something's to her!

Sven: HEY! Don't you bring me in this!

Me: Fight Fight Fight Fight!

Train: Fight there'll be!

Sven: I got my suitcase!

Me: I got my popcorn! And GO!

R&R =)