Author's Note: Hello, everyone. I am indeed attempting the impossible. Juggling three series at once. I've already started Strandarama, and this is the next one in the list. I want to get all three started, and then see where I go from there. And if you're new and don't care, then don't worry, this series is perfectly standalone. Enjoy!

Chris McClean stood on the beach of a wild island. He grinned smugly at the camera as he spread his arms out.

"Welcome, one and all to Total Drama," he exclaimed, "once again, we've changed location, gotta keep things fresh, you know. This new island is where our next season will take place. 24 new competitors will be showing up soon, all with one goal in mind. Winning the season and the one million dollars!"

Chris walked along the beach until he came to a dock and started walking along it.

"There will be fierce rivalries, backstabbing lies, and heartfelt romance," Chris exclaimed. "This season will be one of the most intense yet, which is why it's no longer Total Drama Island but…Uber Drama Island!"

Chris waved his hands about wildly in excitement at the announcement.

"Now, before we meet our new campers," Chris said, "there are some old campers who will be coming back. Not as players this time, but just as a little extra help around the island…here they come now."

An old, clunky boat came up to the dock. A Hispanic girl with a purple top and green pants marched off of the boat and onto the dock.

"First up, it's Courtney!" Chris exclaimed.

"I hope you know that I wasn't even going to come back," Courtney sniffed. "But then I thought about how many fans I'd be disappointing."

"And I hope you know that you didn't have a choice either way," Chris said. "Now step aside, make room for the others."

The next boy to step off the boat was tall and muscular. He had shaggy black hair and a green shirt with a hand on it.

"Hey," the boy said. "Happy to be back and help out."

"Happy to see you too, Trent," Chris said as he moved the boy over to Courtney.

"Hey, Courtney, what's up?" Trent said.

"Hi," Courtney replied bluntly.

"And here comes another familiar face," Chris said as the next girl stepped onto the dock.

She had golden hair that was covered by a blue bandana. She had on a brown tanktop, orange skirt, and high boots.

"Hey, Lindsay!" Chris exclaimed.

"Hi, Chip, I'm so happy to be back on Wawanakwa!" she exclaimed. "Wow, have you been renovating, this place looks different."

"Lindsay, this isn't Wawanakwa." Chris said.

"Oh no, did I come to the wrong place!" Lindsay exclaimed nervously. "I'm so sorry!"

"No, Lindsay, everything is fine," Chris groaned. "Just go stand next to the others."

"Nice to meet you," Lindsay said as she held out her hand to Trent and Courtney.

"Uh, Lindsay, we know each other," Trent pointed out. "Remember, we met on the first season?"

"Wow, you know my name already?!" Lindsay exclaimed in surprise.

"She's a lost cause," Courtney remarked to Trent.

The last person to arrive was a large boy with a green shirt with a D on it.

"And here's DJ," Chris exclaimed.

"Hey guys," DJ said. "I was a little nervous about coming back after all that…unpleasantness we've been through, but I thought somebodies gotta be there to look out for the new guys."

"C'mon, where's your sense of fun?" Chris remarked.

DJ walked over and joined the other three.

"Alright, guys, you all know your instructions, right?" Chris asked as everyone nodded. "Then get moving. The newbies will be arriving any minute."

With that, the four former campers dashed off into the overgrown forest.

"And now it's time to meet our new cast," Chris exclaimed. "Here comes the boat again, bringing the first of them."

A thin girl stepped off the boat and onto the dock. She had light blond hair that flowed smoothly down her back. She wore a yellow-dress and had a brown bag on her side.

"Welcome Linda!" Chris exclaimed.

"Hello, Mr. McClean," she said in a soft voice. "It's very nice to meet you. Would you like a sandwich?"

She reached into her bag and handed Chris a sandwich.

"Uh, huh?" Chris asked.

"Oh don't worry," Linda said. "I made enough for everyone. And I didn't use any peanut butter because I know some people are allergic, and I cut off the crust because I know some people don't like that."

"Oookay…that's nice…and kinda creepy," Chris said. "And it looks like our next contestant is arriving here's…Dante!"

Dante wore a blue sweater-vest over a grey shirt and tan pants. He had brown hair that had streaks of crimson in it and wore sharp glasses.

"'Sup," he greeted.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Dante," Linda said as she shook his hand. "My name is Linda. Would you like a sandwich?"

"A sandwich?" Dante asked in surprise. "Um, no."

"It's okay, I can put it into a baggie so you can save it for later," Linda said with a smile.

"Let's move along," Chris said. "Here comes…Tina!"

Tina was a plump girl with red hair done up in a swirling bun. She wore a black dress with a grey sweater over top.

"The babysitter has arrived!" she exclaimed. "I'm here to make sure you brush your teeth after every meal, go to bed before 7:30, and don't sneak any candy when you think I'm not looking."

"I'm sorry…what?" Dante asked as he shook his head.

"That's my standard opening," Tina said. "Of course, here will be a little different, but I still plan to be enforcing my rules."

"Nice to meet you, Tina," Linda said. "Have a sandwich."

"Thank you, dear," Tina said as she accepted the meal. "I think we'll get along just fine."

"Get ready the meet the next guy," Chris exclaimed, "because here comes…Percy!"

Percy had curly blond hair and blue eyes. He wore a fancy red suit and pink bowtie.

"The sun rises and sets about its arc," Percy exclaimed dramatically, "bringing light and glory to the skies. Just as I feel it burning in my heart, I may reach the golden peak, or fall to a cloudy demise…that's an original, by yours truly."

Linda and Tina clapped while Dante just scoffed, "Can't anybody just say hello?"

"That was a beautiful piece of poetry, Mr. Percy," Linda said. "Would you like a sandwich?"

"Ah, true ambrosia of the gods," Percy exclaimed as he accepted the sandwich.

"Step aside!" the next girl exclaimed as she pushed Percy over.

This girl had dark skin and short, curly black hair held back by a white headband. She wore matching red shirt and pants with a white belt in between.

"Ah yes, here's Destiny," Chris announced.

"Alright, I want to get one thing straight," Destiny announced. "I am here to fight with every ounce of strength that I've got to win. I am here to push my body to its limit! If you aren't planning to do the same then I suggest you just leave here now. It would be a waste of my time to compete against people who don't share my drive and passion."

Everyone looked a bit shocked at her strong opening.

"Okay, let's use our indoor voices," Tina said.

"Why? We're outdoors," Dante pointed out.

"Anyways, let's welcome the next newcomers," Chris said. "Here's Brett!"

A lean, but muscular, boy walked off the boat. He had red hair under a blue hat and wore a checkered top.

"Hello," he greeted.

"Now this guy I like," Dante remarked.

"So, what's your story, Brett?" Tina asked.

"Well, I live on a farm," Brett explained, "so, I have to do a lot of work, but it's a rewarding life. I plan to work just as hard here."

"Hm, yes, you seem like you could an adequate rival," Destiny noted. "I look forward to working with you."

"And now, let's meet," Chris continued, "our next—"

"Booyakasha, the BonBon is in da house!" the girl exclaimed as she hopped off the boat.

She was a dark-skinned girl with fluffy hair done up in twin puffs. She had on a green and yellow flower patterned dress.

"Hello to all the sexy boys out there!" she exclaimed as she waved flirtatiously. "Just to let y'all know, I'm single!"

She immediately ran over to Brett and grabbed his arms.

"Ooh, you like nice, big strong muscles, I see," she exclaimed.

"Please let go of my arm," Brett said.

"Alright, leave him alone," Destiny said as she grabbed BonBon and dragged her away. "Get your head in the game. This is Total Drama, not the Bachelor."

"Yeah, the difference is that relationships actually work out in the end," BonBon laughed. "Am I right?"

"Next is Azazel," Chris announced.

No one came off the boat.

"Azazel?" Chris called again.

"Yes," someone said from behind Chris.

"Ah!" Chris exclaimed as he turned to find the boy standing right behind him. "Don't do that!"

Azazel had dark skin and long messy black hair. His eyes were yellow and he wore all black. He turned to examine the others with an ominous stare.

"Sandwich?" Linda finally broke the silence nervously.

"No," Azazel said as he turned her away.

"Okay, moving on," Chris said. "Let's meet…Robyn!"

Robyn wore a magenta dress and square glasses. She had burgundy hair that spiked down to her shoulders. She was currently looking at a book.

"Okay, okay, let's see what we've got here…hmmm…" her eyes moved back and forth between the book and the contestants.

"Um, would you like a sandwich?" Linda offered.

"Oh thank you, darling," Robyn exclaimed. "And, I'm so sorry."

"Sorry for what?" Linda asked.

"Well, I'm sorry that you're not winning," Robyn said.

"Huh?" Linda asked.

"Are you some kind of psychic?" Dante asked.

"Oh no, it's simple logic," Robyn explained. "This young lady is clearly sweet and naïve. I'm sure everyone will love her, and some nasty villain will take advantage of her sweet nature. She'll go far, no question, but she won't quite win. I'm willing to guess a late merge elimination."

"Oh…well, thank you for that…prediction," Linda said.

"That's just nonsense," Dante scoffed. "Anyone can win."

"Ah, a cynic," Robyn exclaimed as she flipped through her book. "Yes, yes, you're sure to win some fans with that attitude…but at the cost of an early boot. So sorry, it was nice knowing you."

"Listen, this game isn't won by books, it's won by strength and determination," Destiny said. "And that'd what I'm bringing."

"Ooh, great attitude," Robyn exclaimed, "for losing. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if you're the first one gone."

"You don't know what you're talking about," Destiny snapped.

"Moving along," Chris said. "Let's meet…"

The next boy to step off had a grey sweater over a blue shirt and green shorts. He had golden hair that looked like it had been done specifically to look messy.

"Hello, fans," he greeted.

"Eeeeeeh, oh my goodness!" BonBon exclaimed. "It's Nile…Like, the Nile!"

"That's right," Nile exclaimed. "Child model, actor, singer, and much more, I'm sure. I thought I'd take a break from the limelight for…a different kind of limelight."

"Can I get your autograph!?" BonBon exclaimed eagerly.

"No time for that," Chris said as he shoved both of them aside. "It's time to meet…Bronwyn!"

A small girl who couldn't be more than eight years old stepped off the boat. She had an indigo bow in her dark brown hair. She wore round glasses and her dress was spotted blue.

"Salutations," she greeted.

"You're letting a child compete!?" Destiny exclaimed angrily. "I will not stand for this, McClean. This is competition for the fiercest of champions. Not a game for little kids."

"I can assure you, ma'am, I am more than capable of sustaining myself," Bronwyn said. "Despite by inferior physical abilities, I have exceeded my mental age by more than double. If you were to measure the amount of possible tasks that could be accomplish with strength and subtract the amount of task that could be accomplished with intelligence, then multiply by the IQ of each of the past winners, you will find that my chances are just as high as the rest of you."

"But…you are still a kid," Dante pointed out.

"Don't worry, sweetie, I'll look out for you," Tina said.

"Would you like a sandwich?" Linda offered. "I can cut it into little pieces if you like."

"No!" Bronwyn pouted. "My dental assets are fully capable of masticating that meal."

"Wait…what did she say she going to do that sandwich?!" BonBon exclaimed.

"Here comes another one," Chris said. "It's…Nathaniel."

Nathaniel had orange-brown hair and soul patch. He wore a blue shirt, blue vest, and grey pants. He took a minute to just examine the others and nod.

"Well, you look pretty good," BonBon remarked. "I'm liking the soul patch. Very manly indeed."

"Thank you," Nathaniel said as he cracked a small grin.

"Here, perhaps you would like a sandwich," Linda offered.

"Why, thank you," Nathaniel said as he eyed Linda curiously. "And what's your name?"

"Linda," she answered.

"And I'm BonBon!" BonBon exclaimed as she jumped in front of Linda.

"And now we come to," Chris continued to announce, "…Leslie!"

Leslie had dark skin and full, long black hair. She wore a small black top, and black fingerless gloves on her hands, as well as blue jeans. She had a scowl on her face.

"Alright, people, let's just be clear on one thing," Leslie declared, "If you mess with me, you are dead. Simple as that."

"Now, now, that's not very nice," Tina scolded. "You'll never make friends with that attitude."

"I'm not here to make friends," Leslie spat.

"Ah, she has the fire of Hades burning in her soul," Percy remarked. "More venomous than the snake's bite, and more wrathful than the horns of a bull."

"Anyways, let's move along," Chris said. "Here's…Trevor!"

Trevor had shaggy black hair. He wore a red jacket over a grey shirt and navy blue pants. He gave a slow nod to Chris. He then walked over to the edge of the crowd and stood by himself quietly.

"Ooh, the strong silent type," BonBon exclaimed. "Definitely one of my many types."

Trevor just gave a slight nod to her.

"I think he likes me!" BonBon exclaimed.

She then turned back to Nile and exclaimed, "Don't think I'm taking my eye off you either, though."

"Okay, give the guy some space to breathe," Dante said.

"Oh, it's no big deal," Nile said. "I deal with screaming fans all the time."

"And now it's time for," Chris continued, "…Sally!"

A puff of smoke was blown in Chris's face as Sally walked off the boat. She was incredibly thin and wore a purple tanktop and grey skirt. Her dirty blond hair was curly and fluffy, had two pink streaks, and was done up in two short pigtails. She also held a cigarette in her hand.

"Hey," she said in a raspy voice.

"Don't you know that smoking is bad for you?" Tina gasped in horror.

"Don't you know—Shut up," Sally retorted.

"Okay, that was seriously the lamest comeback I've ever heard," Dante scoffed.

"Yeah, well you've got the lamest hair I've ever seen," Sally said. "Oh wait, that's not true. I did a guy back in grade nine who had this ridiculous mullet; it's a good thing he had nice lips or that night would have been unbearable."

Everyone was clearly a bit put-off by Sally. She didn't seem to notice or care though.

"And now we come to," Chris said, "…Rexx."

A small boy with a smooth face and swirly brown hair stepped onto the dock. He had a grey shirt and pink shorts on.

"Hi guys," he greeted in a high-pitched voice.

"Ah, someone else of my age group," Bronwyn noted.

"Oh, I'm sixteen," Rexx said. "I just look young for my age."

"Hm…what a shame," Bronwyn sighed.

"Uh…yeah, sorry kid," BonBon said. "I only date boys who have hit puberty."

"What are you talking about?" Rexx said. "I just met you."

"Sometimes that's all it takes," BonBon exclaimed dramatically.

"Love at first sight is a beautiful thing," Percy exclaimed. "Do you see birds flying by, and hear the heavenly chorus sing?"

"Uh, no," Rexx said.

"That was a rhetorical question," Percy snapped. "And now you've made me break meter."

"Moving along," Chris said, "let's meet…Darla!"

Suddenly everything went dark and pop music began to play. Lights flashed as the girl stepped off the boat. She had pink hair with golden stars dyed into it. She wore a blue tanktop with a heart on it. She wore turquoise short shorts.

"Darla has arrived," she announced as the music stop playing and the lighting when back to normal.

Everyone was silent.

"Oh, holding your applause until I finish speaking? That is so sweet," Darla exclaimed. "I'd tell you about myself but, I think my body speaks for itself."

"Uh, sandwich?" Linda offered.

"Oh yes, I take it with cucumber and olive oil," Darla ordered. "And while you're at it, grab me a decaf."

"Um, actually," Linda began, however, Darla had already kept on walking.

"And now here comes," Chris exclaimed, "…Vince."

Vince wore a bowler hat over short red hair. He had a grey coat and shirt with black pants.

"Hi everyone," he greeted.

"Well, he seems alright," Nile remarked to Brett.

"Hey!" Vince shouted as he charged over to the two boys. "What are you talking about!? Are you talking about me!? You are, aren't you!? What'd you say, 'Oh look at this chump?!' Let me tell you , I won't take crap like that!"

"Uh…I was just saying you seem alright," Nile said. "I guess I was wrong."

"Oh…yeah, well, uh, sorry about that then," Vince said clearly embarrassed. "It's just…hey, what do you mean, 'wrong!?'"

"Indoor voices!" Tina shouted.

Then, realizing that she had shouted, quickly put her hands over her mouth.

"Okay, just a few more to go," Chris said, "including…Roquette!"

Roquette had a blue beret on a long flowing head of red hair. She had a gold coat over a grey shirt and brown pants. She seemed to walk with some tentativeness.

"Um, hello, everyone," she said meekly. "I…hope we can all be friends."

She received a few chuckles from the likes of Leslie and Nathaniel.

"Don't you worry, dear," Tina exclaimed. "Just stick by me and we'll get along fine."

"Oh thank you," Roquette said. "What's your name?"

"Tina," Tina answered.

"Then thank you for being my friend, Tina," Roquette exclaimed as she hugged the babysitter.

"Ugh, I think I'm going to vomit," Sally remarked.

"I know right, this is no place for such emotion," Destiny agreed.

"What? No, I meant literally," Sally replied. "I knew I shouldn't have gone drinking the night before coming here."

"And now," Chris exclaimed, "we come to…Johnny!"

A short boy with messy black hair stepped onto the dock. He wore a brown coat and a grey shirt.

"Hi there, Johnny!" Tina greeted.

"Hi," Johnny said bluntly.

"So, are you here to win?" Rexx asked.

"I dunno," Johnny replied.

"Oh well, you want to win, at least, right?" Rexx added.

"I dunno," Johnny replied.

"I…see," Rexx said.

"First boot," Destiny whispered to Nathaniel.

"Acutally, no," Robyn interrupted the two. "He's a filler boot, meaning he'll outlast the first couple of obvious boots, then go maybe around the fourth episode."

"And here comes Lance!" Chris announced.

No one came out of the boat.

Chris made sure to look behind him before sighing, "Come on people, we don't have all day."

"Down here," someone said.

Chris looked down to see a blond boy only wearing some blue shorts and some necklaces and bracelets. He was lying on surfboard in the water.

"Lance, get up here," Chris ordered.

"But this is so nice," Lance replied dreamily.

Chris groaned.

Suddenly the water started to move. Lance was knocked off of his surfboard. When he surfaced again he was being carried by a girl with long, tangled blond hair. This girl looked to be quite muscular and wore ripped cheetah print shirt and dress.

"Here," she said as she dumped Lance on the ground.

"Thank you, Freyda," Chris said. "Although I would prefer if you people used the boat…anyways, everyone, this is Lance and Freyda."

And that minute, the boat exploded.

"What in the…" Chris exclaimed.

A small boy shot out of the explosion and landed in front of Chris. He had spikey black hair, a black jacket, and blue jeans. He was currently covered in soot and had a huge grin on his face.

"Ooh, that was a big boom," he exclaimed.

"Nicky, what did you do?" Chris asked.

"I wanted to make the boat go fast," Nicky answered. "Zoom, zoom, zoom…but then…it went boom, boom, boom."

"Well, it's just as well since everyone was coming by water now," Chris remarked, "And I believe that does it for our cast."

"Um, actually," a girl exclaimed from the sinking, burning ship.

"So, are you guys ready to begin an awesome season!?" Chris exclaimed.

"Um, actually," the girl repeated, "Mr. McClean, I'm still here."

No one seemed to notice her. Eventually the girl leapt out of the sinking boat and landed on the dock. She had light brown hair and a blue bandana. She wore a yellow jacket over blue shirt and had olive pants.

"Um, excuse me, Mr. McClean," she exclaimed. "I believe you forgot about me."

"Who are you?" Chris asked with a blank face.

"I'm Mia," the girl answered. "Remember, I'm—"

"Oh, you must be one of those new interns," Chris exclaimed. "Yeah, I don't have time to learn your names, can't you see that I'm busy. Get back to work."

"But," Mia tried to say.

"No buts, I'm not paying you nothing to sit around," Chris said.

With that he turned his back on her and returned to the other twenty-three.

"Alright, so you're all here to compete for the million dollar prize," Chris explained. "To do that, you will need to outlast everyone else you see around you. You'll have to win grueling challenges, or face the Dock of Shame and vote out one of your teammates…or be voted out yourself."

"Bring it," Nathaniel remarked.

"Here's how today is going to work," Chris said. "There are four old friends scattered around the island. They each have a cabin waiting for you…however, each cabin can only house six. These will be the four teams. It's first come first serve so if you're number seven, then you'll have to find another team. Any questions? No…go!"

Everyone took off. None were more determined than Mia though. She rushed all the way from the back of the group to take the lead. However, once everyone had left the dock, Chris realized that one person was still not moving. Robyn was filing her nails without a care in the world.

"Uh, Robyn?" Chris said impatiently. "Didn't you hear me? Go!"

"Oh, I heard you , Chrissy, loud and clear," Robyn said before returning to her nails.

"Well, aren't you going to start running?" Chris asked.

"Why?" Robyn replied.

"Why? Uh, so you don't get eliminated," Chris pointed out.

"But I'm not going to be," Robyn replied confidently. "I can do math, Chris. You've got four teams and twenty-four contestants which means four teams of six. If you eliminate me without assigning me to a team, then one team will be unbalance and that'll throw off your whole season."

"Well…you don't know that for sure," Chris pouted.

"Oh, but I do," Robyn said as she held up her book. "So, I'm just going to wait right here for you to put me in whatever team has a spot missing in the end."

"Grr," Chris grumbled.


Confessional:

Robyn-I put this book together after watching each season over and over again. I know how it works and I know how to get myself to the end.

Nathaniel-I was taking time to study my opponents. I need to know who I can crush easily and who will put up more of a fight. Because in the end, I will need to beat each and every one of them.

Roquette-Ha ha ha, they fell for it! A few fake tears, and sad story and they're eating it up. What a bunch of suckers! I'll just take that million dollars now, please.

Trevor-Was that good? I'm trying to be as mysterious as possible. After all, no one would want to vote me out if they think I have a hidden story to tell.

Linda-My life goal is simply to be a good wife and mother. Just like my mother. I plan to take care of my team as I would my own children.

Vince-Yeah, I tend to get really angry sometimes. I'm working on controlling it because I don't want to be seen as that jerk who everyone hates, but I just get so worked up sometimes…like that guy, Nile, thinks he so much better than me because he's got fame and fortune…I'll show him!

Mia-Well, off to a bit of an…odd start. But let's try this again. My name is Mia and—(static.)


As the 22 teen and one child reached the sand, they began breaking off into groups.

"I suggest a guys' alliance," Rexx said as he grabbed Dante, Percy, and Nicky. "The four of us could own this game."

"Hm, twenty-eight young men all of them so friendly, for there is no friend like a brother," Percy remarked. "That was Whitman meets Rossetti with a Percy twist."

"I guess we could give a shot," Dante said. "You guys seem bearable."

"What about you, Nicky?" Rexx asked. "You in?"

"Ding, ding," Nicky replied affirmatively.

"Did I hear someone say, 'guys alliance?'" BonBon exclaimed as she hopped over to the boys. "Now that sounds like my kind of alliance."

"But that would ruin the point of having a guys' alliance," Dante pointed out.

"Every poet needs a muse," Percy said, "And so be it BonBon that I choose."

"Was that a yes?" Rexx asked.

"Guys, we need to zoom-zoom!" Nicky exclaimed. "Or we're going to lose."

"Right, let's just go!" Dante exclaimed.

"Booyakasha, let's do this!" BonBon added eagerly.

Linda was currently having difficulty finding someone to work with. She spotted Nile and walked towards him.

"Um, excuse me," she said, "I was wondering if—"

"You!" Leslie snapped as she grabbed Nile. "You're my partner, got it."

"Uh," Nile mumbled.

"I said, 'got it!'" Leslie said as she tightened her grip around him.

"Yes, ma'am," Nile said.

Linda quickly backed up away from Leslie. Meanwhile, Vince had grabbed Trevor and Brett.

"Hey, a couple of strong guys like us could probably dominate together," he said. "And also, you too piss me off the least!"

"Hm," Trevor said with a nod.

"Fair enough," Brett agreed.

The three of them took off quickly. Roquette still seemed to be quivering with nerves.

"Is everything alright, dearie?" Tina asked.

"Well, it's just that I doubt exactly have a lot of friends back home," Roquette said. "In fact, I don't have any friends, and I'm afraid these people won't like me."

"Oh that's nonsense," Tina said. "But if it'll make you feel any better, I'll work with you."

"Oh, thank you!" Roquette exclaimed.

Destiny was sprinting without stopping to talk to anyone, but she found that someone was following her.

"If you could…please lighten the length of your strides so that I may…converse with you," Bronwyn wheezed.

"What do you want, kid?" Destiny demanded. "I'm trying to win something here."

"I suggest that we unite with our respective wheelhouses," Bronwyn said.

"What?" Destiny demanded.

"My upper intelligence could be quite the complement to your honed strength," Bronwyn explained.

"Sorry, but I've got both brains and strength covered, so I don't need you clinging to me," Destiny said as she took off.

"Wait!" Bronwyn exclaimed.

Sally had sat down a rocky and was coughing heavily.

"Um, are you alright?" Nathaniel asked.

She looked up at him and gave him a devious smile.

"You into me?" she asked. "You want something?"

"Um, what?" Nathaniel asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I get it, still trying to play the nice boy," Sally said. "I'm just saving you some time, I don't bother with that crap. If you want to get with me, I'm open."

"Look, I was just asking if you were okay, not…whatever you think I was saying," Nathaniel said.

"Whatever you say," Sally replied. "But you're wasting your time."

"Okay, on second thought, would you like the walk with me?" Nathaniel offered.

Sally's grin broadened, "Ah, you don't want to do it out here in the open. Fine, I can get with that."

"No!" Nathaniel exclaimed in disgust. "I just think you should walk with someone in case you suddenly die of one of the hundreds of diseases no doubt living inside of you."

"Whatevs," Sally scoffed as she got up to walk with Nathaniel.

Linda meanwhile had decided to approach Freyda.

"Excuse me, perhaps we could work together," Linda offered.

"I work alone," Freyda declared.

"Oh, well then, at least take a sandwich with you," Linda said.

"I only eat what I've killed with my own hands," Freyda replied.

With that she grabbed a vine and swung herself up into the trees.

"Oh…uh, okay, take care," Linda called.

Lance was currently relaxing on his surfboard. Johnny approached him.

"So, would you like to work together?" he asked.

"Sure thing, little dude," Lance said.

"So…should we get moving?" Johnny asked.

"I prefer to surf," Lance said.

"Surf…okay, if that's what you think is best," Johnny said as he climbed onto the surfboard with Lance.

"Here comes a big one," Lance remarked.

Suddenly they were swept up by a giant wave. Johnny had to cling to Lance just to avoid falling off. This left just Linda, Darla, and Azazel still looking for a group.

"Um, excuse me?" Darla exclaimed in annoyance. "Why aren't people lining up to offer to carry me to the nearest cabin?"

Linda and Azazel glanced at each other.

"You two!" Darla barked. "Let's go, chop, chop, I need to arrive as soon as possible."

Azazel crept behind a tree…and disappeared.

"Oh my…that was strange," Linda exclaimed.

"Oh, people can do anything with special effects," Darla remarked. "Hey, I remember you…where's my decaf!"

"Well, you see," Linda began.

"Obviously, there's no time now," Darla snapped. "You'll have to make it up to me by getting me to the cabin. Come on, let's go, go, go!"


Confessional:

Mia-(Setting the camera back up) Let's try this one more time. Anyways, I'm giving it my all so that I can make myself noticed. If I'm the first one to arrive, then we'll see who gets forgotten.

Leslie-Back home people fear me. And the meat on this island will find out why if things don't go my way.

Nile-I've dealt with crazy stalkers before, and honestly, Leslie doesn't compare. You just act nice and wait for the security to show up.

Tina-That poor Roquette. My goal of the season, aside from winning, will be to get her to come out her shell and make some friends.

Roquette-Um, of course I have friends, doy! What kind of loser doesn't? But Tina is such a pushover, she's just taking it all in. And she's going to take me to the end if I keep this up.

Sally-Boys only one thing. Believe me, I know. Whether they act nice, or not, it's all for the same reason…not that I have a problem with that, of course.

Nathaniel-The only reason I'm working with Sally is because I want to make sure she's on my team. She'd be the perfect person to take the first hit and I wouldn't even have to get my hands dirty. She's still disgusting, though.

Freyda-I don't work with people. I am a wild animal, I only live off of instinct!

Linda-I sure hope people liked my sandwiches.


"And the campers are off!" Chris exclaimed. "Well, mostly…"

The camera zoomed out to show Robyn reading her book.

"Did you know that most first episodes give at least one hint of who the winner is?" Robyn remarked. "Hey, viewers, here's a hint for you: I win!"

"Ahem," Chris said as he shoved her aside. "Anyways, the campers have split up into groups…but these won't necessarily be the same for the teams they land on. How will they all split up in the end? Which veteran will end up with what newbies? Will Nathaniel's plan work out? Will BonBon find her true love? And…mmm, how does Linda make these sandwiches so good? We'll be back soon with the conclusion of the first episode of Uber…Drama…Island."

"PS, I win," Robyn added.

Author's Note: And there's part one of Uber Drama Island. Hopefully I'll have the conclusion and first boot up soon. Let me know what you think, as if one series ends up getting better reception, I may focus more time on it. Or I may not, we'll see.