Hello everyone~! It's been quite a while since I've posted anything and I'd like to offer my sincerest sincerest sincerest apologies for even posting this, because I know I have another/other stories to finish but, hey, this is completed right now. I'll cut this short and just explain that this has been sitting around my desk for months since I first began reading Shin, and... I am a bit bothered by it, if only because of its vast ridiculousness beyond where PoT has gone before. I mean, honestly, someone playing with two strings on his racket? Really? Let alone the abusive secretly-an-internment-camp setting... But I'm rambling.
Beta notes: Hello everyone~! Yolapeoples back to beta again~. I take credit for anything having to do with Niou and well, I can't quite remember which parts I donated to this random plunny, but definitely Niou. XD Also, by "a bit bothered", she means we were sitting in her basement reading Shin and after a while we finally lost it. *SHOT*
Here's to cell phones!
Disclaimer: I don't own PoT, or else Shin would be vastly altered, Echizen wouldn't have won the nationals, and Perfection wouldn't exist.
And yes, Renji is so skilled that he can text while cliff-climbing. That's our data master! puri~ I do believe these edits are becoming a series~, but I'm glad I have my job for a reason. You misspelled 'ecstasy'.
I misspelled 'ecstasy' because I was in a frenzy of poetic inspiration, 'kay? Gosh. Oh, and oh well. Ore wa rule da. Including the rules of… grammar.
Warning: Hint of Alpha, Adorable and ShiraKin. Ignorable though.
I love how it's 'hint of'. I feel like we're adding cinnamon to this fanfiction.
Shin Prince of Tennis, Chapter 19.5
The loser bus stopped, and the moment he saw the mental coach, Renji knew there was a problem. That was when he pulled out his cell phone and texted Yukimura.
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
Bus stopped forest, 83% chance they'll make us climb mountains. Genichirou is depressive. Mental coach is here where r u?
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
Wait what?
…Genichirou misses me?
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
…yes, Seiichi. His looks could kill small animals.
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
:)
...mountain?
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
Yes they're making us climb it. 54% complete. Something's wrong w/ this camp. Come here?
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
Summoning army. Status report?
~xXx~
Of course, by army, Yukimura was referring to the other unfortunate buchous/team members separated from their partners, in whatever way that could be taken. Atobe had gathered all that was left in the upper camp of Hyotei and Shitenhouji made to do the same - Shiraishi's 'ecstasy' never sounded quite the same after Kin-chan had gone...
Ahem. Regardless of the motives of those who Yukimura was planning to lead to war with, the escape of Rikkaidai from either side of the U-17 camp was of utmost importance, especially if anyone other than Sanada was able to force Niou up a mountain.
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
76%. Niou's hotwiring the bus.
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
Good.
~xXx~
-approx. 4.6 minutes later-
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
HELP.
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
?
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
Drunk insane bastard going to kill us HELP BUCHOU.
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
…Niou?
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
Hi buchou… puri~.
OMG
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
? What?
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
The coach just threatened to throw us all off a cliff. -Renji
~xXx~
To: Yanagi Renji
From: Yukimura Seiichi
… Get out of there now.
~xXx~
To: Yukimura Seiichi
From: Yanagi Renji
Can't, we're on the cliff top.
~xXx~
Yukimura sighed, relentlessly frustrated in the silent, outwardly calm way of his. Atobe nearly frowned from beside him, put out as it was by the loss of his Jirou-chan. Of course, it was either he or Kabaji who would have ended up leaving, but for Jirou to be forced into such unholy a setting... It was almost more than the King could bear.
Yukimura was missing his Emperor, speaking of... Though some piece of Seiichi's mind registered that he ought to be thankful. Without Kirihara as his roommate, the camp may have proved entirely unbearable.
At least he had backup in the meantime, and as far as reaching the top of the mountain...
"Atobe-kun, about that helicopter..."
Love it, hate it? I feel so rusty in my writing now... I added in a bit to supplement, so...
Adieu. *Bad imitation of Yagyuu*
*shoots with a Laser Beam* Please review~!
