Dinosaur
Ninth and Rose:
"What's this?" Rose came into the control room with a small item dangling from her hand.
"Oh! You found one already! Now you get to hide it!" The Doctor grinned, excitement pouring off of him.
"Why?" Rose looked at the Doctor like he was crazy. (Again.)
"Because it's a game!" The Doctor's grin became even wider.
"Right..." Rose decided to leave before the Doctor started making whatever 'game' he was talking about make sense.
Tenth and Martha:
"Um, Doctor? Why are there tons of these in my room?" Martha held a small handful of things in front of the Doctor's face.
"So that's where Rose hid them! I've been looking for them for ages!" The Doctor exclaimed at the sight.
"Well, here." Confused, Martha offered the items to the Doctor.
"No, no, no! You have to hide them now. And then I get to try to find them again!" The Doctor pushes Martha towards the door to the rest of the TARDIS.
"Is this some kind of game?" Martha asked over her shoulder as she was forced out of the room.
"Yes! Isn't it fun?" The Doctor shouted in glee as he successfully ejected Martha from the room.
Eleventh and Amy and Rory:
"So...what are the dinosaur toys for?" Amy asked as she fiddled with said toys that the Doctor had just brought in and spread over the controls.
"For you to hide." The Doctor explained as he sorted the toys a bit before nodding his head in decision.
"Why are we hiding them?" Rory examined the toys in complete confusion.
"It's a game! If you find a dinosaur toy, you hide it. You are allowed to hide them anywhere on the TARDIS, but nowhere else. I had to get new ones after that creature deleted all the rooms and before that most had been destroyed when the TARDIS regenerated. So we get to start a whole new game! Rory, you take this package and hide them, Amy these are yours. And this package is mine! You can't work together on this, now. We're all playing against each other! Oh this is going to be fun!" The Doctor spins around and disappears off into the TARDIS with his package.
"But why?" Rory's package dangled loosely from his hands.
"Oh, come on Rory! It's a game. There is no point, in arguing or, apparently, in the game. I'm going to go hide mine now!" Amy looks at the toys in her package and grins before dashing out of the room, turning down a different corridor than the Doctor took.
"Guess that means I have to hide mine too..." Rory looks at the package for a few minutes before slowly grinning and walking out of the control room, going off in a third direction.
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Author's Note: This really isn't my fault. It isn't! It is all the fault of emmypenny and samalander on AO3. emmypenny wrote an Avenger fic called 'The Dinosaur Game'. It is epic and perfect and should be a part of everyone's headcanon. BLAME HER! I will tell you know that I plan on inserting this into as many fandoms- but not Avengers, it is covered- as I can. Because it is fun. The next one will probably be Sherlock. Cause, ideas.
I will say that I probably got Martha's personality all wrong. I have not seen all of tenth's episodes. Just the first season and the last episode, really. Please tell me if I got anything too terribly wrong and I will fix it. Or try to.
I am not a writer! I am a puppet controlled by fictional characters!
