I do not own Hetalia, but I am putting this information forward!

"Dude, Japan, did you just ban anime?"

"Hai, America. My government decided that only 'clean' literature should be allowed. We will not even mention sexual innuendos."

"What? Japan, what'll happen to your economy? There's a huge fan base for your stuff in America. And come on, sex is part of growing up. I mean, vulgar stuff should be omitted, but come on…."

"Well, there is a chance Pokémon will be destroyed as it promotes animal slavery…"

"WHAT!"

America stared at Japan. This did not just happen. He was at an Anime Club an hour ago, and the last official news he had heard from the club Secretary was that anime was banned. America had seen her pull up a black background notice board with the phrase DJP it looked like, and it was announcing that a ban across the board was being enacted to clean up anime and manga. America ran back to his house, booted his computer, typed 'japan bans anime' into the Google search engine, and there were sites of it! America searched for an official declaration, but the site that had announced the ban had looked official…

America decided to vent a little, go to bed, and search for more detail on what Japan had been doing lately.

A/N: I just found this out, and all I can think is…even Fruits Basket has sex in it! Inu-yasha! I thought Japan was into humor about the whole growing up and finding out about the world! And yes, AS FAR AS I KNOW, ANIME HAS BEEN BANNED IN JAPAN. CERTIFY THIS FOR YOURSELVES. And let me know if I am wrong about anything, such as the ban.