I know this is stupid, but it was funny when I made it up with my friend. Not bad comments, please, this is my second fic and I already know that this one sucks. It's just one of those things I made up a really long time ago. Note: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters used in this fic.


Doggie Down

Thud. *Jacob hit's the floor*

Bella: Oh no! Jacob! What happened?

Jasper: I'm not sure, he was just making me angry, and then all of a sudden he fell down.

Bella: Jasper, what did you do?

Jasper: What?

Bella: Jasper…

Jasper: What I just put the doggie down!

Bella: …What?

Jasper: What? I just put him to sleep!

Bella: Jasper! How could you!? He was my favorite animal!!!! I'm gonna get Edward to rip your head off the first chance I get.

Jasper: *rolls his eyes and leaves the room*

Jacob: *wakes up and stands up*

Bella: Jacob! You're alive!!!

Jacob: Of course. What, did you think I was dead?

Bella: *guilty look* ummm of course not. I'm not THAT stupid *nervous laugh*

Jacob: Uh yeah… Uh you see Bella, just can't be associated with anyone who's that stupid. Soo…I won't be seeing you.

Bella: *eyes tearing up* I understand

Jacob: *leaves*


hahaha I kind of just added the end to it for the heck of it so it was longer, and possibly slightly funnier. I was going to add a little bit more at the end with Rosalie and a possible party, but that just seemed mean. I do not hate Bella, I just love Twilight so much that I make fun of it. Let me know if you think I should add more chapters. I can try and create new ones.