Ok, we all know how random I like to be so, I'm writing this. Teehee!! Just a bunch of random short stories set before BD but before Eclipse, don't expect quick updates, I only write when I'm bored.
Declaimer: Meh no own Twilight…
BPOV
"Edward," I say, we are sitting in the living room of his house, on the coach right now.
"Yes, love?"
"Ma, tunge horts," Ok, I'm faking the voice but I can't help it, I'm freaking hyper! Damn Alice and Emmett for tempting me with energy drinks, my mom never let me have them before, maybe this is why...
"Why does your tongue hurt, love?"
"Why do you put 'love' at the end of ever sentence?"
"I've only put it at the end of two sentences; dear and I say it because I love you, why do you not like it?"
"No I like it. Why do you talk like that?"
"Whatever do you mean, dearest?"
"Like that, all posh like!"
"You mean proper English? Well, because in my time everyone used proper English."
"Oh, ok. Umm, Eddie-kinz, can I ask joo a question?"
"Uh, sure but please refrain from calling me 'Eddie-kinz."
"But I like calling you Eddie-kinz," and queue the pouty face, "And can joo pwease use present-day English?"
"I'll try to talk like those born in your time, but I make no promises."
I gasp, "You won't promise you'll love me forever?"
"I will promise you that."
"Ok... can I call you Eddie-kinz?"
"No."
I sniff, make my eye go big and pout "Pweeease, Edward, I'll wvu joo forever and ever!"
He sighs, teehee, he's caving! OMC! I can't believe it, it's this easy to get him to let me call him the stupidest nickname ever, but I have to marry him to become a vampire, so not cool.
"If you must…"
"YAY!!" I hug him and he smiles.
"Didn't your tongue hurt, babe?" Haha, he's trying to talk all American like!
"Yes, I did."
"How did you manage that?"
"Talking too much, I bit it by the way."
He laughs and says "Silly Bella," then kisses me on the cheek.
"I wvu joo, Eddie-kinz!"
"I 'wuv joo' too, Bella."
Random, stupid and short this story has it all!! Not really, it's not very good is it?
Oh well, review if you have something to say about it.
