A/N: This will be the first chapter in what I hope will be a series of Damian headcanons/drabbles! I end up coming up with a lot of headcanons/drabbles for my Dami baby. I just love that little demon brat so much. You don't have to agree with these headcanons (agree to disagree), but I hope the majority of you enjoy them.


- Damian's first crush was Cassandra Cain, despite having not actually known her at the time. He fell in love with the stories he heard about the brave girl with a past similiar to his own.

- When Damian went on his first date, Dick was devastated over the loss of his 'baby brother', but it was Bruce who discretely followed Damian around on his date the entire time - or, at least, he thought he was being discrete. Damian spotted him a few seats away from them at the movie theater, munching on popcorn and rolling his eyes at the bad CGI.

- He'd never admit it, but Talia's rejection was like a slap in the face to Damian. He grew up absolutely adoring his 'Mama' and still has trouble reconciling the mother he knew with the mother who disowned him.

- Though Damian loves and respects his father deeply, Dick will always be his favorite partner, and he still holds some resentment towards Bruce for taking that partnership away.

- Damian's favorite tutor growing up was his art tutor. He always encouraged Damian's love of art. He was also the first person Damian's mother forced him to kill.

- Damian will never admit it, but he really hates thunderstorms. Tim has seen him curled up with Titus under a pile of blankets, shivering at each clap of thunder.

- At least once a week, Bruce wakes up to find Damian holding his stomach right where he was stabbed, curled up at the foot of his bed after a nightmare about the Heretic.

- Damian once let Dick name one of his cats as one of his rare acts of kindness. He regretted it the moment Dick dubbed the fluffy white cat 'Snowball'.

- Damian had no idea what Christmas was until he came to the Manor. When Dick found out, he dragged Damian to the mall and made him sit on Santa's lap. Damian did not take kindly to it and long story short, the Waynes are now banned from that mall.

- Though he says he won't, Damian knows he will always forgive Talia no matter what she does. And he hates it.

- The reason Damian and Jason don't get along is the fact that they are so similar; it's a form of self-loathing. They dislike people who are like themselves.

- Damian's musical preference ranges from classical to punk to Disney soundtracks.

- Damian is actually a very good actor. He downplays the skill immensely, but he gets a starring role every single time he auditions for a play at Gotham's community theatre.

- Damian once got into a fist fight with a kid on the playground (a playground that Dick dragged him to) because they said Superman could beat Batman in a fight. Bruce grounded him, but he was secretly proud.

- Damian's favorite song is, unsurprisingly, Pumped Up Kicks. Mostly because he likes blasting it throughout the house to unnerve Tim.

- When Damian and Dick get really angry at each other, they both revert back to their native language. Dick shouts at Damian in Romani and Damian shouts at Dick in Arabic. Neither knows what the other is saying.

- In alternate universes where Damian and Tim meet under different circumstances, they actually like each other. Bruce saw this first hand while traveling through the multi-verse with the League, but decided to keep it from both boys.

- Despite his father's height, Damian grows up to be around average height, maybe even slightly below average, and a lean type of muscle. He never sheds his 'pretty boy' look, much to his disdain.

- In the future, Damian emulates his mother and calls his significant other 'Beloved'.

- Somewhere deep down inside himself, Damian truly believes that out of all the criminals and villains he and his father face on a daily basis, he is the biggest monster of them all.