Enter The Walls
"Kirigaya Suguha! I LOVE YOU! Please go on a date with me!" said Nagata Shinichi.
"DAMMIT SHINICHI! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER!" yelled Suguha as she slapped the kid hard. Suguha was angry as this was the third time that day Shinichi asked her. So in order to drive the point in Suguha pummeled the boy into a bloody pulp and then twerked for some reason. Later that day Nagata decided to apply to become a beta tester for a new game thinking that somehow that would impress Suguha enough to leave her incestal ways and fall in love with him. A reply came instantly, as the game was downloaded and installed into his Nervegear.
"Okay so what game is it?" asked Nagata to himself as he began putting on his system.
"LINK ON" he commanded before falling into a trance. A series of the usual questions followed and after he answered all of them the cinematic intro began...
Over a century ago, beings that prey on humans suddenly appeared. Their absolutely overwhelming strength quickly pushed humanity to the brink of extinction...
Seid ihr das Essen?
Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
The intro music played as Nagata aka Recon entered the Shiganshina District.
"So this is called Titan Online? Huh, I guess it's named after that old manga series that my father read as a teenager. Seems kinda boring..." said Recon as lightning bolt struck outside the wall. Steam arose as the NPCs and Recon stared in all at a titans face peaking above the wall. The Colossal Titan kicked opened the gate causing the NPCs and Recon to panic. He began running away as he pushed away NPCs and other beta testers on his way to the exit of Shiganshina but many Titans appeared. One titan grabbed Recon and ate him.
You are now dead...
would you like to play again?
"HELL YEAH!"
