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I made a parody! Sing along:
Savages/ Cabbages
What can you expect, from those green little demons,
This is when salads are for worse!
Their leaves` a moldy green
They come in little heads.
They're smelly as I said and worse!
They're Cabbages! Cabbages!
Never eaten by a human!
Cabbages! Cabbages!
Worse than old apple cores!
Eaten by not you or me,
That means they must be EVIL!
We must sound the bowls of Waaaarrrrr!
They're cabbages, cabbages
Rotten stinkin` veggies!
We will sound the bowls of War!
This is what I feared:
The gardeners are evil:
The only thing they plant at all is seeds!
Beneath that greeny rind
There's only more inside!
I wonder if they have some seeds?
They're Cabbages, Cabbages!
Never meant for humans!
Cabbages! Cabbages!
No seeds are at the core!
They're smellier than us,
That means they can't be trusted;
We must sound the bowls of WARRRRR!
They're cabbages, cabbages
First we force feed this one!
Then we sound the bowls of war!
Cabbages, cabbages!
Let`s go get `em lads!
Cabbages, cabbages!
Now it`s down to you, chiefs!
Cabbages, cabbages,
Never meant for humans!
Now we sound the Boooooowwwwwlllsss...
OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
WARRRRRR!
How`d ya like it?
Tell me!
