AUTHIRS NOTE (/warning): I own nothing related to Tamora Pierce or "The Sharpie Show!" (I'm working on it though.)(EVIL person who invented the sharpie show just after I did but put it up first!)

There was a Cow, Cow, Cow! Her name was Joe, Joe, Joe! She wanted to Be, Be, Be! Here on this Show, Show, Show!

We gave her a Try, Try, Try! But when we Did, Did, Did! The people Came, Came, Came! And threw some Things, Things, Things!

Announcer Voice from offstage: And now back to the show!

Girl: I'm Kate!

((a/n: I actually do own this Kate because she is modeled after me! (Just ask my mom) I also own Sam but I'm not telling why!))

Boy: And I'm Sam!

Both: And this is THE SHARPIE SHOW!

Kate: This is where we take random Tamora Pierce characters and interrogate- -- err. question them.

Sam: . to find out their deepest darkest secrets!

Both: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Audience: (^0.o^)

Kate: Why do we always get that face when we laugh?

Sam: I guess the more pressing question is: Why is this "the SHARPIE show"?

Kate: because, I used a sharpie marker to draw that beard on your face!

Sam (looks in mirror) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Audience: (laughs)

Kate: Tune in next time for our first guest: Alanna of Pirate's Swoop, Olau, and Trebond.

Sam: How can she be in so many places?

Kate: Beats me! Remember to email the sharpie show some questions to ask Alanna. Send your emails to: imortalhalfhobit@netscape.com

A/N: Please email me with the questions or there will not be a second episode. I DID NOT STEAL THE SHARPIE SHOW! MY NAME IS REALLY KATE TOO!!