Manfred knows everything, something and nothing

Charlie bought a Christmas tree

Asa says: Help! My nose has fallen off!

Billy baked some cookies. But they were not just ordinary cookies, they were cookies of DOOM!!

Gabriel found the Christmas tree

Olivia likes to play "Police Cops" with Tancred

Dr Bloor ate a cookie of doom

I says: Tch. Silly man. Well, he's doomed now

Dr Bloor says: I'm doomed? WAAAAUUUGH!!(Runs around in circles)

Gabriel hit Emma with the Christmas tree

Emma says: Owie

Billy says: Hang on, how can Gabe even lift that thing?

Gabriel says: I'm much stronger than I look! MWAHAHAHA- Hang on, I'm meant to be one of the good guys!

Manfred says: Sooo…. You like role-playing huh? (drools)

Gabriel says: AAH! (Runs away) (Runs back) Hang on, isn't Asa your boyfriend?

Manfred says: No, we broke up last week (cries) Oh, god, WHY, ASA, WHY?

Fidelio could not refuse a BEER! He could really use a BEER!

Dr Bloor exploded

Billy says: That's what you get when you mess with the Cookies Of Doom!

The Christmas tree grew wings and flew to Australia

A rabid tennis ball stole my sister's watch and gave it to Lysander

"Your Guardian Angel" by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus makes Zelda cry

Benjamin likes to ride on top of trains

My sister, thinking Lysander stole her watch, tackled him and started bashing him up to get her watch back

Charlie says: I AM CORNHOLIO!

I says: O-kaaaay

Charlie says: I have no mango!

The Gay Gun is back! Run away!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lysander called on the spirits of his ancestors to help him fight my sister

Manfred kidnapped Gabriel and tried to marry him.

Gabriel says: This is an absolute nightmare!!! (Cries inconsolably)

In the end, my sister managed to get her watch back

Lysander says: Ouch. I have bruises on my bruises

I says: Is that even possible?

Charlie smashed the Gay Gun

I says: Say what you will, the Gay Gun shall be back! BACK I SAY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Billy says: …I'm gonna go hide in my box again

ENDSTUPIDITY!!!1