I was sitting on my bed, when I took off my socks. Looking at my toenails, they needed a little trim.
Next Stop: The Bathroom!
I sat on the toilet while using it so I could look at my toenails. I peeked in each place of the bathroom until... Ta Da! Clipper! "JUNIE B! GET DONE IN THERE!" Mom yelled at me. I put the clipper in my pocket and went back to my room.
Placing the clipper on my big toenail, I pressed the clipper three times. Piercing my toenail like scissors, three times... GLORY!
Next Stop: The Kitchen!
Daddy was having a big bowl of Corn Flakes when I entered the kitchen with my clipped off toenail in my pocket along with the clippers.
"STUPID KID! Can't cook chicken nuggets for a living and can win a game of sudoku!" Daddy said as he ate his Corn Flakes topped off with chocolate syrup and marshmallow fluff and blueberries. And a glass of Mountain Dew. And 30 chicken nuggets on his cereal.
I put the toenail in Daddy's cereal while he yawned for a moment.
Daddy finished yawning, lifted his spoon, picked his cereal up with it, put it in his mouth...
"EW! Something is chewy and it's not a corn flake! EW!"
Daddy dumped his cereal down the toilet.
"Did you forget to flush? It seems you have diarrhea!"
"From my toenail in your cereal, Dad!" I said in glee.
"EW!"
