A/N: Kelsey wanted something, and a couple months later, when I find the vague note to remind myself of this, this is what happens.


"Doctor!" Rose shouts from somewhere within the TARDIS.

"Yes, Rose?!" he hollers back. When she doesn't respond right away he calls out to her again, "Rose?". Sighing he gets up, and pokes his head out the library door listening for her response.

"Doctor!" She growls back, her irrigated voice echoing through the corridors.

"What?" he shouts, a tad of apprehension creeping into his voice. He shifts until he's fully standing just outside the door and leaning back against the frame.

"How, in the whole bloody vastness of the TARDIS,…" the intensity of her voice increasing the close she gets to him,"…the infinite amount of rooms that YOU told ME which can possibly be created,…" she comes to a stop in front of him, arms akimbo, voice not lowering in intensity "…does the TARDIS run out of tampons! Tampons! Of all things." She finishes her small rant with an exasperated huff, eyes boring into his. They are both silent for a few moments, the air crackling between them. Rose leans back a bit as she crosses her arms, her voice low and even, just a hint of irritation seeping through. "And Doctor, do you know what I just happened to find on my searches?"

He runs his hand through his hair, ruffling it slightly as he thinks. "Oh! The bananas!" he exclaims, a grin spreading across his face.

"BANANAS! Little mini bananas! Tampon boxes full of mini bananas!" Rose states, her hands waving around her head. "Now I like mini bananas as much as the next person, but it's not something I want to find when I'm expecting tampons!"

The Doctor bobs his head, "Righto, to a drugstore we go!" He offers his hand to her, which she happily accepts as they hurry to the control room.

Rose plunks herself down on the bench seat and starts to munch on some mini bananas, she points one at him after taking a bite, she chews thoughtfully for a moment then asks "Doctor, where are all the tampons now?"

He gives her an odd look, "Well…"

"Oh Doctor you didn't!" she starts giggling.

"I couldn't just leave so many trees with nothing on them!" Her eyes widen, giggles turning into full belly laughs as she pictures hundreds of trees with tampons swinging from the branches.


A/N2: It was a drabble, then I kind of kept going a little, yeah… thoughts?