I'm a geek and KH2 is my current obsession! And thus, a fanfic is born. It won't be that great, I'm sure, but it's my fanfic so it'll be the way I want it:B This fanfic'll have a different main character each chapter 'cause I'm (insert adjective here) like that. YAY FER ORGY 13!
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ON WIS TEH FIC!
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Inspiring fear in your enemies is one thing, but respect from your subordinates?
Is thirteen times harder. Light! What do I have to do to get people to shut up when I'm talking around here!
Xigbar teleported in front of me, "Xeh--! Ans--! Xem--! Ugh, Superior!" His hair was messy, still in it's ponytail, as if he was trying to rip his hair out. Maybe he was going bald... can Nobodies bald?
"What is it Number Two?" I sighed.
"Demyx won't leave me alone," he groaned. "I just want to read my book, and he keeps SINGING!"
Book? Xigbar doesn't read... Oh! Those comic books of his.
I rolled my eyes, "that is a problem…"
"You don't understand, sir, he's singing--!"
There was a soft melody coming our way. It sounded familiar…
Xigbar's eyes widened, "blood and ashes, here he comes! Make him shut up, please!"
"Come on, Two, it can't be that--"
Then I heard it. The worst song ever created. (In the eyes of Scar and other assorted Disney villains.) And it was heading our way!
"It's a world of laughter! A world of tears--"
"BURN YOU DEMYX!" Xigbar screamed in agony.
Demyx paid no heed and kept singing that infernal song.
"--that it's time we're aware, it's a small world after all!"
"Number Ni--"
"IIIIIIIIT'S A SMAAAAAAAALL WORLD AAAAAAAAAAFTER ALL!"
I put my hands over my ears, trying to drown out the sound.
"it's a smaaaall, smaaaall woooorld!"
It only quieted the noise a little…
I saw Xigbar waving his arms at me and was yelling something at me. I took one hand off of my ear, "yes?"
"Covering yourearsdoesn't help, believe me."
"Thanks for the invaluable information, Two, I never would have guessed."
Suddenly, the room shook violently. Number Nine's singing didn't falter.
"What's going on, man!" Xigbar looked like if there was a window open, he'd jump out of it right then and there.
Theneverything stopped. Even Nine, if only to take a drink of water. Xigbar was shaking, though.
And then…
"DEMYX! I'M GOING TO RIP ALL OF YOUR LIMBS OFF, SHARPEN THEM TO A POINT, AND STICK THEM INTO YOUR FACE!"
It was Seven's voice. Gone berserk, apparently.
And Seven did, indeed, appear in berserk mode. He snarled at the poor boy band reject.
Nine's eyes widened and he turned white. "I-I didn't--" he started to apologize.
"DON'T give me EXCUSES!" Seven growled as he pinned Nine to the wall.
In the corner of my eye I saw Two inching away slowly and I followed suit.
"I'm sorry Saix! I'll never do it again, I promise!" Nine whimpered pitifully.
"THAT'S what you said LAST time."
"I mean it this time! I swear! Just don't hurt meeee!" Nine wailed.
This is very, very sad. I should send him to fight The Keyblade Kid and see what happens. (The Keyblade Kid. x3 sounds like a western villian!)
"If I hear that song again, EVEN if it's not you singing it, I WILL not hesitate to kill you."
"But! Th-that's not--"
"Fair? Of course it's not, but I don't NEED to be fair. Do I?"
Nine looked as if he was going to cry, "no…"
"No, what?"
"No sir!"
Nine doesn't say "sir" to me…
Seven let him go and Nine fell to the floor like a leaf.
Hmm… hasn't he said something about "The Way of the Leaf" before? Some nonsense about not fighting back. Imbecile.
"Saix, you looked like a mob boss shakin' down Demyx for munny!" Xigbar smirked.
Saix shot a glare in his direction which shut the gunman up.
I stared at Seven in wonder. Seven must have noticed because he gave me an odd look.
"You must teach me how to do that."
"Do what?" he asked.
"Act like a mobster, duh!" Xigbar and Demyx both yelled before running away, giggling like children.
Wow, they became close buddies again fast…
The blue haired man(would he be called a bluennette? ...sorry...)sighed,"maybe later, now I have to set some booby traps for those two."
Far down the hall I heard a, "BOOBY!" and then laughter.
"Or I could kill them now." Seven proposed.
"That would work." I agreed, "although, when I think of murdering teammates, I think of Larxene."
"Yes, but Organization 13 sounds much more intimidating than Organization 14, right?"
"Indeed."
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I don't like Xemnas, so his chappie ain't dat long. Next is one of my favorites, XIGBAR! Oh, Mister Eye-patch, how I luvs you so! OH! And if anyone can tell my where the swearing and The Way of the Leaf comes from, I shall give you an emu.
