Alright, this is the first time I've ever created an OC...for a fanfic... And I'm thinking about making this a chapter story, depending on my reviews. If I do, please let me know via review if my OC starts acting like a Mary-Sue (my worst nightmare) and I'll twick her, post haste! Now I wrote this because I've always noticed that Kisa-kun get's picked on as being a women repellant due to his...urm, physical features (which I think are cool!) and so I took some time to think what a stereo-typical Kisame fangirl would look like...then I threw it out for a much cuter build.

Disclaimer: Okay, we all know I don't own Naruto or any Naruto by-prodicts. In fact all I own is this OC, one attack cat, a half finished homemade Kakashi plushie, and a Tomberry plushie to scare away the flamers.

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"Itachi, Kisame... I have a new mission for you two." spoke a man who's face was hidden by shadows. He was dressed like them and was of course their leader. Leader-Sama quietly handed Itachi two scrolls, one was labled instructions the other was labled Jutsu. Wordlessly Itachi read the paper, a look of confusion slowly appearing on his usually emotionaless face.

"You can't be serious sir..." Itachi replied in his monotone voice. "What? What is it Itachi?" Asked Kisame curious. The Uchiha, instead of answering, shoved the scroll into Kisame's hands. The fishman gave his partner a quick look of annoyance before looking down at the sheet. He pursed his lips as he read the instructions...then re read it again a few more times... it seemed like a shopping list...

Instructions: This is a unique mission in that you will not need to hide your identity, in fact don't hide it at all. You must enter a building that will be hosting an Anime convention called ChibiAngelCon, there you go into the place they sell items and purchease with the funds you'll recieve.

1. Azumanga Daioh Figure (ether Chiyo-Chan, Osaka-Chan, Or Miss Yukari will be accepted I already have the others)

2. the latest copy of the series Excel Saga

3. The largest Chocobo, Moogle, or Tomberry plushie you can find

4. 10 boxes of men's pocky...

...And there were five other items of equal horror and absurdity. "But-but Leader-Sama I don't understand what these are...what's a Choo-cu-bo? How will this help our mission?" Asked the purplexed Shark man to his odd Otaku boss, Itachi just stared wondering what he did do deserve this...oh right, he remembered... the genocide... and the Leader glared down at them both. "YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!" Leader-sama screamed seeming more angsty than usual. "Just use the jutsu in the scoll to get there and use it to get back, and Kisame leave your sword so your not tempted to use it and blow your cover! And bring Kakuza back the change..." He stated crossing his arms in a way that gave off the feeling that he was in charge...which he was. The partners exchanged puzzled looks before replying glumly. "Hai, Leader-sama!" And left to carryout said shopping mission.

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Two menacing characters left a building, their black cloaks with their stylish red clouds billowing in the low breeze. However their uniforms were missing their standard pointy hat, and their outfits looked a little wrinkled and dusty, the shorter of the pair way more so than the taller blue skinned one. Despite this, their most diabolical mission to date was complete with success... to infiltrate a Anime Convention and purchase con Pocky and nicknacks... this sort of proved most people's assumption that the leader of Akatsuki was a crazy Otaku. Kisame grinned though taking one of the pocky boxes out of the bag, that he of course was to carry since Itachi complained of pain in his eyes from using them on a really huge pack of crazed Itachi fangirls.

Kisame couldn't help but grimace remembering how they all oogled him, asked him how he got his gills to look realistic, where he got his teeth done, how much make up did he use to get himself the right shade. The grabby hands, mainly trying to get at Itachi and of course some fangirls screaming Yaoi at them... it was a bit traumatizing. Though the sharkman couldn't help but notice that while he got all the questions Itachi got all the girls. Damn pretty boy... he thought glumly and feeling a bit blue...but remembering what he was holding brought a smile back to his face.

" Well Itachi, sure I wasn't allowed to bring my sword, and we lost our hats on the way out, but it was all worth it for the Pocky..." He replied happily as he fumbled to open the box one handed.

"Fans are crazy." Itachi replied in his normal monotone voice and bored yet angsty expression. His comment however seemed funny to Kisame and his smile grew.

"Yes, but so are we! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed and received a look of annoyance from his younger partner.

"...Don't be an idiot Kisame" was all his quiet partner stated. Neither ninja noticed the small shadowy shape following them close behind, maybe because the figure had little of no chakra emitting from them and was no threat, or because they weren't focusing on being pursued.

"Your really mean sometimes Itachi..." Kisame whined as a hand with dark nail polish slowly reached out...and tugged a little on Kisame's robe.

The poor shark man jumped with a cry of surprise dropping everything and almost wacked Itachi in the face. This earned him an icy glare and a "Hey! Watch it!" from his unamused partner.

Kisame turned his head and stared in amazement at the fool who dared such a feat. It was a short girl who age lay somewhere in her mid-teens to mid-twenties, her hair was black with dark blue streaks, the girl's skin was lightly tanned, her face flushed, and her eyes were big and golden brown. She wore pants and leg warmers similar to the kind the Akatsuki wore, dark sandals, and a black T-shirt with an Akatsuki red cloud on it. The con-goer (for that must have been where she came from) had a big smile on her face and clutched in her free hand was... a Kisame plushie.

"What the fuck?" Kisame said looking confused as this was a first. He looked to his friend for advice since Itachi had much more experience in this field than him. Usually girls screamed and asked what was wrong with his face instead of grabbing hold of him...blushing. His partner however was already starting to move again, "Uh Itachi? I think I picked up a fangirl from the con...what do I do?" He asked still glancing back in disbelief.

"Don't know, don't care. Do whatever you want as long as it doesn't involve me." Itachi grumbled uninterested in his senior's affairs. Kisame turned and faced the girl, his mind already turning to what it usually did, how to kill or maim this person quickly. The Kisame fangirl stared up at him with big innocent brown eyes and a small smile on her face squeezing her Kisame plushie. Her sweet adorable face looked up at him with look that was a cross between excitement and expectation, a sweat drop appeared on Kisame's head, 'aww even I can't kill that...' he thought to himself weakening a bit.

Kisame didn't know what to do staring down at his fangirl who's face broke out in another blush. An idea however finally formed in his head, he placed the fangirl directly in front of him, with his hands on her shoulders making her like a meat shield, and putting on his 'cutest' face looked directly at Itachi. "Can I keep her Itachi-kun? I always wanted a subordinate. Pleeeeaaaase?" He asked with a big grin, the poor fangirl looked like she was going to faint.

'Ugh!!!! Why did he have to pull that face!' thought Itachi with disgust as he looked from the grinning shark face to the startled red-in-the-face fangirl. Finally Itachi sighed throwing up his hands in defeat, "IF you promise to be responsible for her. You know, feed her, walk her, clean up after her, and never let her near me then...yes, yes you can." He stated in his usual dispassionate voice. 'I know I'm going to regret this,' ran through his head as his partner cheered. "But! You also have to have the boss' permission as well..." Itachi reminded him.

"Ya, ya, I know that..." He replied grinning that he had a follower, although she did seem quite quiet and a bit on the shy side. Itachi got out the scroll that brought them hear and read the jutsu aloud (it sounded kinda like Dimensional Transport no jutsu) the scroll burst into flames and Itachi quickly dropped it as an opening appeared in the street. The three stepped through, back into the Naruto-verse the opening quickly vanished behind them, neither of the two Akatsuki members having no qualms with the fact they may be kidnapping a minor. After all that's what Akatsuki does best!

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Oh btw I don't think this is going to be a pairing story but who knows where this story will take, I the author certainly don't...