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Haruhi groaned. She was once again late for the host club. "Tamaki- sempai won't shut up about it!" she thought, sprinting though the halls, a can of instant coffee in hand. "Dang Hikaru, Kaoru. Get your own instant coffee!" she muttered. "I've told you a hundred times where it's sold."
Haruhi swung the door to music room three open. "Welcome!" five voices greeted her. (Mori doesn't talk)
"Oh. Haruhi," Kaoru said disapprovingly
"You're late again," Hikaru added.
"It's you're fault for making me buy this!" she thrust the coffee into the twins hands.
"WOOP!!" they smiled. Haruhi sighed, finally getting a look around. The room was a pirate theme, instead of the normal school uniforms. Each of the hosts wore a frilly 1500's style. Matching feather hats included. Kyoya wrote a remark down in his book.
Tamaki sighed, "Haruhi, it's been almost a year. Could you pick it up a bit? … Mom, how many times has our child been late?"
"85% of the days," Kyoya replied.
"See! You need to hurry up!" Tamaki snapped.
"I get it. But it was their fault," Haruhi pointed at the twins.
"Have you two been bossing you're sister around!?" Tamaki demanded.
"We just asked her to buy instant coffee," they were busy making coffee.
"And miso, sushi, pocky, ECT," Kyoya read out of his book.
"We promised her giant tuna," Hikaru snapped.
"Uh hu," Haruhi agreed.
"Not like we planed on giving it to her…" Kaoru muttered.
"WHAT?!" she shouted.
"And you lied to her?!" Tamaki shouted.
"Calm down milord," Hikaru replied.
"Don't you want to give Haruhi her first taste of giant tuna?" they said together, slyly.
Tamaki froze. "Yes I would like to be the one to give her giant tuna!!" (The Theater of Tamaki's Brain)
"Here, Haruhi, Giant Tuna," he spun around, placing the fish in front of her. He handed her chopsticks, sitting down next to her.
"Tank you , Tamaki- Sempi," he leaned against him, "You're the best…"
BA-BUMP, Tamaki reddened, as she gave him those cutesy eyes. Slowly she popped the tuna into her mouth.
SNAP
"Uh… ?" Tamaki rubbed his eyes. The 1500's style room was filled with girls.
"Tamaki…Are you okay?" a customer asked.
"Ah, my princess, I had merely become lost in you're eyes," he replied.
"Tamaki, you're so dreamy…" she sighed. A few tables away the Hitachiin's were having a good flirt.
"You both look amazing," one girl said.
" You think so? I don't really like them," Hikaru said, glancing down at his attire.
"H…Hikaru…" Kaoru started, "You don't like the clothes I picked out for us?"
"Kaoru…I love these. I didn't mean to offend you… I'm sorry…" Hikaru lifted the younger twins chin.
"…Hikaru…" Kaoru sighed.
"EEEEKKK!!!!" the customer's squealed.
Elsewhere
"I didn't sleep last night…" Hunny rubbed his eyes. "I had to study for finals…"
"Oh, Hunny… You can lean on me," a customer offered.
"Thanks…" the boy Lolita sighed, Mori stood a few feet away.
Still Elsewhere
"Haruhi, I was wondering. Could I get some of you're mom's recipes?" a customer asked.
"Oh! Me to!" Another added.
"Well, what would you like?" Haruhi asked. "Rolled eggs, miso?"
They reddened. "What ever sounds good to you, Haruhi…"
"OOOHHHHH, That was so cute! Super Cute, Amazingly Cute!!" Tamaki pops out of nowhere. He hoisted her off the couch. "Dad is so PROUD!!!"
"T-Tamaki- sempi!! Stop Please!" Haruhi begged, as he swung her around.
"Huh? What is it, Daughter?" he stopped.
"…There's a customer at the door," she pointed out.
"You're right!!" he said, basically dropping her. Standing in the door way was a woman with dark blue hair. Yes, blue. She had the exact same color of eyes, and her white skin was flawless.
"Wow… She's beautiful…" Haruhi said.
Tamaki was at her side, before any one could say anything. "Why, hello mademoiselle, and welcome to the Ouran High School Host Club," He bowed.
She walked past him, without even batting an eye.
"Uh?!" Tamaki gaped at her. "My princess, may I at least ask you're name?"
"Helga," She snapped.
"Well Helga…What kinds of a men are you into?" He asked, thinking, "Strange name."
"Type? I though there was only one type of men. Brainless," she said cruelly.
"There are many types of man!" Tamaki protested, and started explaining. "Theirs the tall silent type, the boy Lolita, the little devil type, the cool type," he gestured to each of the hosts. "Then theirs me. If you like the type of thing kendo women love."
"How 'bout none?" she smirked.
"Bu-bu-but-" he stuttered.
"I don't even know why I'm here. Good day to you sir," Helga left the room.
Slowly Tamaki turned to face Haruhi. "Sh-She's made of ice!"
"Why? Because she didn't have any interest in you?" the twins said, coming up behind Haruhi.
"She had interest! It just takes a bit to get to her!!" Tamaki shouted.
"Yeah, right," the twins sighed.
"Maybe she's part of the Zuka club," Haruhi suggested.
"That's in Lobelia," Tamaki snapped.
"They could have just showed up again," she pointed out.
"That is true…" the three hosts said together.
"Haru- Chan!!" Hunny pounced on her.
"Wha?!" she cried, as the third year landed on her.
"Could she be a transfer student?" Kaoru suggested.
"Maybe," Tamaki though for a moment, "I purpose that we make a new plan! Operation 'Find of Who Helga Is'!!!"
"Yes, sir!" the twins saluted him.
Haruhi, now holding Usa- Chan, groaned. "Now what?"
