Truth or DARE?

Warning: Slight yaoi (boy x boy). Don't like? Don't read.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any of the characters. If I did, I'd be rich. But I do own my own character, Kateri.

For some reason, the entire akatsuki were gathered together, sat on the floor, playing truth or dare. Even Pein. It was Hidan's turn to spin, and it landed on the newest member, Kateri.

Hidan: -grins- "Kateri, truth or dare?"

Kateri: "well, since you're all guys, truth."

Hidan: "wuss. Anyway, anyone got a truth for her?"

Konan: "Yeah, Me. Is there anyone you like in akatsuki?"

Kateri: "yes. Yes there is"

Hidan: "wait, what the fuck? Aren't you ment to tell us who so we can take the piss?"

Kateri: -sighs- " Konan only asked IF there was someone. Not WHO it was"

Konan: "well shit"

Kateri: "Your loss. It's my turn now, right?"

Deidara: "Unfortunately, yes."

Kateri: "aww, you don't trust me" –spins bottle-

The bottle stops on Itachi. Deidara, Hidan and Sasori all burst out laughing at the same time.

Itachi: -mumbles something no-one can quite hear-

Kateri: -evil grin- "Itachi, Truth or Dare?"

Itachi: "Dare, I'm not scared of you."

Kateri: "HA! If you don't do this dare, you have to.."

Pein: "do dishes and laundry for a month"

Kateri: "wow. Harsh."

Itachi: "shit"

Kateri: "well anyway. Your dare is to.." –thinking hard-

Konan whispers something in Kateri's ear and Kateri's grin gets, if possible, wider.

Kateri: "great idea, Konan. But I'm gonna change it slightly."

Itachi looks absolutely terrified

Kateri: "Itachi. You have to." –goes over and mutters something in Itachi's ear-

Itachi: -oh shit face-"OH HELL NO!!"

Pein: "so you'd rather do dishes and laundry?"

Itachi: "y-"

Sasori: "Well look at that, Itachi's scared"

Itachi: "FUCK NO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME DO!!"

Deidara: "Ha. Knew it, yeah. Thats how much you owe me, Zetsu, yeah?"

Zetsu:-Glares at Itachi- "Itachi, if you chicken out of this, I will fucking murder you."

Itachi: -sigh- "fine..."

Kateri: -huge grin- YAY! –pulls out camera-

Itachi: -glares and walks over to Kisame-

Kisame: "What the fuck?"

Itachi leans over Kisame, grabs the back of his neck and kisses him full on the lips.

Kateri: -takes picture- "OH HELL YEAH!"

Kisame: -runs from room-

Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Zetsu, Konan and Kateri: -laughing their butts off-

Kateri: "hey Kazuku. You wanna buy this?" –waves picture-

Kazuku: "another picture of Itachi? I don't need anymore blackmail"

Kateri: "no, but you could make a fortune on the internet"

Itachi: "If you don't give me that picture right now, I will make your life a living hell."

Kateri: -walks over to Kazuku- "same price as last time?"

Kazuku: -sighs- "sure" –hands over money-

Kateri: "yes!" –runs into her room being chased by a rabid Itachi-

Itachi: "DAMNIT KATERI OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!"

Konan: "You know, I think SOMEONE should make sure Kisame's not killing himself. I nominate Zetsu."

Zetsu: "what!?"

Everyone else: Agrees with Konan

Zetsu: -walks over to bathroom and kicks the door down-

Kisame: -curled up in a ball on the floor-

Pein:-sigh- "this is the last time any of you get to do anything remotely fun"

Moral? Never let the Akatsuki play truth or dare. And beware of Kazuku's blackmail pictures.