"Mmmm" Hermione moaned as she sensuously licked the wall in preparation for what was to come.

Vvvvrooom went the wood chipper that Mr. Weasley was masturbating with.

Ding-dong went the doorbell, its sound sending pulsating waves of heat into Hermiones clam.

The door opened and Draco Malfoy stepped through, bedecked in a pizza delivery boy's outfit and with an accompanying pizza box held on his lap.

Hermiones passionate cries rang out and started to climb to a crescendo as she began to rub her hands up and down the wall.

"Blargharbl," went Mr. Weasley as the iron-skin of his penis, an iron-skin that had been earned through many a masturbation marathon, repeatedly turned aside the blades of the woodchipper.

A mischevious twinkle engulfed Dracos eyes as he raised the lid of the box to reveal a meat pizza inside. With a deft movement, he poked a hole out of the back of the box and stuck his penis through.

"Did somebody order a sausage pizza?"

Harry poked his head outside of Hermione's pearly gates, "I did!"

"GRR, FLURMANATO BLAFUGAZABUL," yelled Mr. Weasley as his cum splashed into the woodchipper, halting the internal machinations of the machine and setting off an epic explosion that killed them all.